This is based off some conversations me and my best friend have had. I have a bad habit of eating food dangerously close to expiring...or already expired.

Disclaimer: I don't own YuGiOh. I'm not making any money. Nuff said.

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Yellow and Jello

Joey didn't always bring his lunch (being on the poorer side and having reduced lunch made it easier to not have to) but sometimes he would notice some of the stuff in his fridge and cabinet was going to go bad soon, so he would make himself a feast.

Literally.

Today he had a ham sandwich piled high with cheese, lettuce, tomato and mayo, some carrot sticks with ranch dressing, some Oreos (somethings were worth spending the extra money), a jello cup and an apple.

Now Joey had seen nothing wrong with his super special awesome lunch, but his friends were staring at him in the weirdest way. He looked up from eating his sandwich. "What?"

The others exchanged looks for a moment before Tea spoke. "Joey, did you know your bread is yellow?"

Joey swallowed the bite he had been chewing and looked at his sandwich. "Huh. Actually I didn't notice." He took another bite.

"Is it potato bread?" Yugi asked.

Joey shook his head. "No," he replied. "I wish it was. Potato bread is amazing!"

"Don't you think you should be worried that you bread is yellow?" Tristan pointed out.

"Nope," Joey said with his mouth full. When he swallowed he continued. "If it's not moldy and still taste fine its edible to me."

"Is that why you have expired Jello?" Ryou asked, pointing to the red jello cup.

"It's only by a couple o' days. It's fine."

Tea buried her face in her hands. "I swear if you die from food poisoning I'm putting it on your grave stone!" she told the blond. "'Here lies Joey Wheeler. He died the way he lived: stuffing his face!'"

Joey rolled his. "Food and I have a special relationship," he explained. "It would neva' betray me. Besides I'm gonna die in a blaze of glory!"

"Sure you are, Joey," Yugi said with a laugh. Though he wouldn't put it past the blond the die in a heroic, if not stupid, fashion.

"Now stop lookin' at my lunch guys and eat you're," Joey demanded. "Sheesh! Dat's da last time I bring my lunch!"

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Yah Tea's line is my friends exact words. Lol.