Episode 7: Know What You Read: Mary's Foreseen Perception
I walked back to Midnight's room in a seductively appealing manner, and Midnight opened the door. Things were going great. I had the perfect boyfriend, another perfect guy who I loved, and the perfect depressing life. For the first time in a long time, I felt that nothing could go wrong. When Midnight walked into his room, he took an instant lemonade packet out of his pocket, and poured it in a bottle of water. He shook the bottle of water up, and took a drink of it. He then took out an English textbook, and started to study it on the bed. I got even more excited as he demonstrated what he wanted to do to me.
"Oh Midnight, you sexy bomb!" I complimented.
"Um...thank you?" Midnight replied.
"I've had enough demonstrations though!" I spoke honestly. "I want to have some sweet lemonade now!"
"You can have some of mine if you really want it." Midnight said as he handed me his bottle.
"Oh thanks," I said as I quenched my thirst with the lemonade. "Now that I'm hydrated, let's have sex!"
"Wait, now?" Midnight objected. "But I want to study right now. Besides, I don't want to get in trouble again."
"But Midnight, I'm horny right now!" I justified like a little girl who just got a piece of candy stolen from her. "And right now is the perfect atmosphere for getting it on!"
"Fine," Midnight acquiesced, "class doesn't start for another hour anyways."
"Alright!" I said as I admired his complaisant spirit.
Midnight took off his pants and boxers. I took off my shirt, bra, pants, underpants, and everything that I was wearing enthusiastically.
"Let's get the nukes flying!" I shouted in a bombastic blast of tenacity as I pounced on him energetically.
Midnight put his choo-choo train in my rocket and we had sex just like in a preppy girl's nightmare (get it, because I'm a sadist?) The only thing that could make this experience better would be to have the song "Perfect" by Simple Plan playing in the background, because it summed up this scenario perfectly well.
"Oh Midnight, this is the greatest time of my li-" I interrupted myself because just at that very precise and exact moment, I pulled back Midnight's shirt sleeve, and saw something on his left arm that I had never noticed before. At first, I thought it was a marking he had gotten from being in a gothic cult but when I looked closer, I saw some articulate writing. Engraved on his arm were the sentences, "Draco "Heart Symbol" Charlie Sheen" and "Ace Kai Was Here". Through the clues that had been given, I was able to deduce what was going on. Midnight was having an affair with Charlie Sheen and my other love...Ace Kai! I was very angry.
"You dastardly bastard!" I shouted as I got out of the bed knowing the truth.
"Wait, what did I do?" the infidelic bitch known as Midnight replied as I put my bra and underpants back on.
"What did I do?" I exclaimed. "You mean, what the hell am I doing you motherfucker?"
"I don't understand, where are you going?" the incomprehensible buffoon asked as I stormed out of the room.
"To Demon's classroom, you perverted idiot!" I yelled at him as I left. "Go screw yourself, you probably have herpes now anyway!"
"Demon?" Midnight asked himself as he observed the writings on his arm. "She can't mean..."
"Wait up, Mary!" Midnight called as he started putting his underwear and pants back on. I didn't even waste my time putting my pants or shirt on, I was too mad to care. I was only bent on one thing right now, finding Ace! I spotted the hall monitor as I was marching through the halls angstily.
"Um...S-student ID please..." he asked me nervously upon notice, as he was probably turned on by my hot body. "N-no wandering the halls uns-supervised..."
"Where is Ace Kai?" I dictated to the preppily dressed authoritarian.
"He went to class just a few minutes ago..." he answered faintly. "If you're his classmate, I can give you the class number. It's..."
"Thanks, whatever, that's all I need to know!" I exclaimed as I dashed away with no time to waste gaining valuable information.
"Wait, it might be a good idea to put some..." he said as I left in a hurry. "...clothes on before you go there..."
Thanks to the hall monitor, I knew that Ace was in class now, but I had no idea which class he was taking at the moment. I realized that my only chance of finding him was through Jack Woodford's law of trial and error, so I went to every classroom door in sight and looked inside each one of them to find Ace. After many failures and gazes of jealousy upon my sexy body from the teachers and students alike, I finally found Ace's classroom. I barged into it, and found that poser Twilight and that jerk Ace Swift having a lesson with that snoopy teacher Professor Sniper with some other preppy students.
"Demon Ace Kai, you motherfucker!" I shouted as Sniper and the others stared at me with a lack of better knowledge on the seriousness of this situation.
End of Episode Seven.