A/N: This one is a little longer. And kazisawsome, I added the part with the wallet just for you! I hope you enjoy! Also, this is the last chapter I have typed up right now, but I think I might be able to have another one done soon, or I could just add another one of my random fics. Thanks!
McGee came back into the bar and walked over to stand next to Abby and Tony.
Maria turned back from looking at the door so she was facing her date and his friends.
"She seems nice,"
Tony nodded and turned.
"for a Jew." She whispered so that only Abby and McGee could hear.
Abby and McGee glared at her before turning back to Tony.
"I should get going Tony, I don't want to get into work late tomorrow." McGee started.
"I should go too." Abby added.
Tony turned around, pouting.
"But you guys, I swiped Ziva's wallet. Can't we have a little fun with it?"
"Tony I told you not to do that! Ziva's going to kill you!" Abby said while trying to swipe the wallet from Tony's grasp.
Tony pulled it out of Abby's reach.
"Just one round, then I promise," He held up his hand in a gesture that the president uses when about to be sworn in, "I will give it back to her in the morning."
Abby glared at him.
"I won't take no for an answer." And with that he walked over to the bartender.
"Hey," he glanced at the nametag, "Steve. I'll take four beers please." Tony reached into Ziva's wallet, took out some bills and threw them on the counter.
Steve the bartender turned bent under the counter and reemerged with four beers which Tony grabbed.
"Thanks." He said and walked back over to his friends.
"Tony Ziva's going to be really pissed with you tomorrow after she finds out you robbed her." McGee said taking the beer Tony offered him.
"Yeah I know McGee, that's why I'm going to get in early tomorrow and take all the paperclips out of her desk." He said before taking a big swig of his drink.
"What about her guns and knives Tony?" Abby asked before she too took a drink of her beer.
"Guns and knives?" Maria asked, "How many weapons does she have?" Maria asked this last question looking directly at McGee with a smug look etched into her otherwise innocent features.
"Several." McGee replied with a glare that only Maria and Abby could see.
There was an awkward silence between the four of them before Abby finally broke the silence.
"Can you take me home McGee, I think I had a little too much to drink." She looked at him with a look that said "get me out of here now before I do something that we all regret. Something like killing her."
"Yeah Abs, go get our coats. I'll be right there." McGee said.
Abby breathed a sigh of relief before bounding off towards the door.
"See you tomorrow Tony," McGee said, "and I will not cover for you being late tomorrow." And with that he turned and headed for the door.
"By Tony!" Abby waved enthusiastically. "By Marissa!"
And then McGee and Abby were gone.
