Title Coming Up Short
Author landofthekwt
Rating M
Prompt Size Doesn't Matter (Inuyasha Fan Fic)
Word Count 250
Warning Sexual innuendo and bathroom humor
Summary Kagome's mating decision
When Kagome left with Sango for the ladies room, the men decided to follow suit. Kagome had brought them together to tell them whom she was going to mate, Every one of them prayed that she would accept them.
They could hear Sango talking to Kagome " Do you really believe that size doesn't matter?"
Kagome scoffed " I have them all from Sesshoumaru's schwanstucker to Shippou's wee-wee and everything in between. I am telling there are more important things than size."
All the men stared down at their own penises and then down the row at the rest each comparing
themselves to the others. The only ones who did not look were Miroku who was secure in his relationship with his wife, Sango and Shippou who was desperately trying to reach the little boy's urinal his penis waving in the breeze and spraying urine everywhere.
For some reason, it cracked Inuyasha up and soon he was rolling on the ground laughing. Shippou starting crying and ran out of the restroom yelling " Inuyasha is being mean to me."
Sesshoumaru and Kouga glared angrily at Inuyasha. This was just the kind of boneheaded stunt that could turn things in the boy's favor.
Still, they were all stunned when Kagome chose Shippou. They all sat in disbelief as Shippou. hopped onto Kagome's shoulder as she walked away. Shippou could not hide his glee as he raised his leg to mark his territory and managed to spray the rejected suitors in the face.