Me: hey guys! It's the tenth chapter! So for a special treat, here's my good friend, Amy aka; Mooncake123!
Amy: yo
Nick: NOT AMY ANYONE BUT AMY! Wait which Amy?
Me: the one that hates you.
Nick: !
Me: and as nick wont shut up, Amy will you do the disclaimer. NICK SHUT UP!
Amy: sure why not. I get sweet tea later. Fangirlgonesupernova does NOT own Tokyo mew mew or anything else mentioned in this fic.
Me: roll film!
Chapter ten:
Bet you weren't seeing that coming
Torch: iiiiiiiiiii just wassttttteeeeed ten seccoooooonds of your liiiiife! And now we can start. Because this is the tenth chapter you get to meet my friend, Amy! Aka mooncake123!
A girl walks in wearing a black skirt with red fishnet leggings underneath. She has a red and black long sleeved shirt and black boots on. Her hair is electric green and her eyes are purple but look darker than zing's she has vampire fangs and looks like she could kill a person. She has twin guns attached to her hips by black and green belts she has a curved blade on her back that has a chain attached to it. She is also wearing earrings in the shape of red tears.
Amy: sup…*sees nick* oh hey nick…*evil grin*
Nick: WHY DID YOU INVITE HER?
Torch: I felt like it.
Dutch: sup, im Dutch
Amy: hey, what's up?
Dutch: meet Sven, he's a chair.
Amy: is he hot too?
Dutch: he's a chair.
Amy: and is he hot?
Dutch: I like this girl!
Torch: I know right? Anyways we better start.
Dutch: aw…
Torch: go kill masabaka. It'll make you feel better.
Dutch: ok! Amy wants to help?
Amy: heck yeah!
Torch: aw, two kick-butt freaks working together, it brings a tear to my eye.
Amy: if anyone's a freak its you, part phoenix girl
Torch: yeah… anyways
Livvykitty: the reviews today are from Zingfox, sailor phoenix black, nickn091, and 000luvyaoi000
Torch: wonder when Livvykitty will review again, anyways let's do luvyaoi's first.
Kokoro ikisatashi: ok, ill read it.
God! This is so random! But cool! Dares: Kishu, Pai and Taruto: watch Kishu and the chipmunks and perform it. Pai and Kishu: Teach Taruto and Pudding the basics to steamy make out. Taruto and Pudding: Apply the new knowledge. (I just love the pairing). Keichiro: Don't be sad for never being mentioned. Here! Have a sweet chocolate cake. Deep Blue, Masabaka and Blue Knight: Play paper, rock, scissors. The first winner gets thrown to a pit of horrors, the second winner gets to eat elephant crap (why? cause I fell like it!) and the ultimate loser gets to choice between being stuck with Melanie the all chapter or listen to Justin Biber all chapter. For now it is all. Sorry if I misspelled anything. Keep up the good work!
Torch: aw, another person that didn't want to be in, anyways one sec while I do research, last time I didn't and then I freaked out when I did.
Amy: let's watch it then *they go watch it with everyone*
Torch: I loved that! Perform, now!
Pai: why?
Tart: no way!
Kisshu: do we have to?
Torch: it's a dare
MemmewBanira: so yeah.
Dutch: this will be funny.
Zakuro: pudding, Ichigo, into formation!
Ichigo: HAI!
Pudding: ok!
*they sing a chipettes song*
Pai: … that was slightly entertaining.
Kish: great now we have to do it
Tart: let's just get this over with…
*they perform it*
Torch: nice, now Kish and Pai teach pudding and Tart the basics of a steamy make out.
Kish: ok so here's what-*Pai clamps his hand on top of Kish's mouth*
Pai: before you continue, I refuse to be any part of this conversation.
Amy: can I stand in for Pai?
Torch: sure, considering you've probably kissed more people than he has.
Pai: HEY!
Kish: *chuckles*
Pai: fine, so long as I don't have to do it…
Torch: but I think there should be a punishment for Pai because he's being a wuss, authoresses?
Livvykitty: I don't know…
MoonlightMew513: I say he should
Dutch: heck yeah!
Chara-Chan: he is being a wuss.
Tsuki: totally
MewmewBanira: I think you are the only one that doesn't agree Liv
Kokoro ikisatashi: yeah you kinda are.
Livvykitty: fine then, what kind of punishment?
Torch: it should be a punishing type of punishment, which is punishing.
Zing: death by hetalia characters?
Torch: HECK YA!
Three hours, white flags, a wok, pasta, and Amy teaching later
Amy: and that's how to have a steamy make out
Pudding and Tart: O.o
Kish: is Pai done dying yet?
Torch: just about.
Italy: nice ladies! I made pasta!
Torch: YAY! I love pasta!
Italy: the girls here are all so pretty
Germany: *punch* stop flirting with minors and killers Italy
Torch: aw! Hey, where are the others?
Russia: I shall be victorious with this game Mrs. Ninja and Sven
Zing: I wouldn't say that so early, Sven is a tough opponent *eats fried chicken*
England: how could you do that to me?
Torch: Is England drunk?
America: yeah, someone spiked England's drink
China: what a strange way of preparing tea that is cold like water and sweet like honey
Chara-Chan: I knew you would like it!
Japan: I am sorry to be a bother, Mrs. Torch *bows*
Torch: it's no problem. Has anyone seen France?
France: you're quite the kisser Masaya
Masaya: well so are you
Torch: I KNEW FRANCE WAS THE KING OF GAYNESS!
France: I'm bi not gay
Torch: oh, hey who wants to listen to a song I heard one the internet?
Japan: naturally
Italy: ok pretty girl!
Germany: Italy, remember that these girls can kill you in a heartbeat
Romano: potato eating ******** prepare to die!
Torch: oh shut the heck up Romano, I can't deal with you right now, I have to do the dares on my own, and the others are watching a movie.
Japan: then why don't you choose other people to be hosts?
Torch: good idea Japan! Ok I want the axis powers, America, china, Finland, Russia, Canada, and England, I know its two more than normal, but Amy and InuYasha also went.
Russia: and why didn't you go?
Torch: chick flick.
Zing: yes! I won!
Torch: so the next dare, Pudding and tart, apply that knowledge!
Pudding: uh…
Tart: *sigh* let's get this over with *kisses*
Pudding: *kisses back*
Torch: aw! Japan please do the next dare!
Japan: ok, keiichiro, don't feel sad about not being mentioned, please have some cake
Keiichiro: thank you *nom*
Germany: Deep Blue, Masabaka and Blue Knight: Play paper, rock, scissors. The first winner gets thrown to a pit of horrors, the second winner gets to eat elephant crap (why? cause I fell like it!) and the ultimate loser gets to choice between being stuck with Melanie the all chapter or listen to Justin Biber all chapter.
Blue kinight: finally a dare!
Torch: were you even listening after he said your name?
Blue knight: I don't really care!
Torch: ok then.
Masaya: ok.
Deep blue: fine human, I was blinded by Masaya and France kissing, one second please. THE GAYNESS IT B8UUUUUUURRRRNNNSSSSS!
Torch: sweet. Now go!
Results of the rounds are as follows:
First- tie
Second- winner deep blue
Third-tie
Fourth-tie
Fifth-tie
This went on for fifteen minutes
Twenty third- masabaka
Deep blue: the pit of horrors sounds better than Melanie or elephant poop.
Blue knight: on one hand, Melanie is annoying, on the other Justin beiber makes my ears bleed, however he isn't as peppy or stupid, however Melanie is a pretty girl. Melanie!
Melanie: hey, you're kinda cute, you're my new boyfriend!
Blue knight: this was totally the right choice.
Torch: I thought the blue knight was a perv!
Melanie: let's go shopping for some new clothes for you!
Blue knight: NOOOOOOOO!
Deep blue: hahaha, noob
Masaya: this is disgusting!
Torch: wow, he actually is eating it. Italy the next review please!
Italy: ok!
Yay chines ps gift means poison in germen Dares: Tart: u must watch 5 eps of 1000 ways to die in a row yes u must I will watch u Mint: no tea or cake for 3 chaps if u do eat/drink then u will automatically die via gifting Mark: tell Melanie how u feel Pia zakuro: I was thinking purple Rima: caricature change for the whole chap Pudding: make out with tart for 1 hour Torch: bring in Zuko just him Truth: Next time all who comment must say weather or not there a zutara fan Ps yes I'm a zutara fan so sue me
Torch: ok I will!
Zing: *anime sweat drop*
Tart: so I get to watch TV as a dare? Best. Dare. Ever! *watches* scarred forever!
Pai: why purple? I know its zakuro's signature color, but mine's black.
Zakuro: yeah,
Torch: forgive her; she isn't at my level of fan girlness. And zing, mint has been not drinking tea for um, how many chapters was it?
Dutch: like five
Torch: oh, your back! How was the chick flick?
Dutch: I despised it!
Torch: nice. Did every one else like it?
Livvykitty: yeah
Kokoro ikisatashi: it was ok
MoonlightMew513: remind me to never go to the movies with these prisses again.
Chara-Chan: didn't hate nor like
Tsuki: it was ok, movie popcorn?
Torch: yes please
MewmewBanira: it was yummy
Torch: the movie?
MewmewBanira: the candy :3
Torch: nice, mark tell Melanie how you feel.
Mark: I'm sorry; I was asleep who is that?
Torch: never mind. Rima has to character change for the whole chapter and pudding and tart have to make out.
Tart: fine
Rima: kusu kusu
Kusu kusu: character change!
Rima: bala balance!
Torch: ok, so in comes zuko, the banished prince, *poofs*
Zuko: what's going on? Where am I?
Torch: you're on my show, its truth or dare; this is tmm and my co-hosts
Zuko: ok, I guess.
Torch: ok, so anyone who comments must choose kataang, zutara, or taang.
MewmewBanira: next review!
All right, good thing you had fun at camp and made a new friend, anyway dares Masabaka: Get mauled by a pack of wolves, bears, dinosaurs, your own fan girls (Not to many), People who hate you, and Justin biebers. Deep Blue: Pick a mew any mew and kiss her. Torch: Can I bring in Tadase so we can torture him and I can take his stash of vanilla ice cream? (Vanilla is one of my fav three ice cream flavors ) Well, all I got for now, glad you had fun, please update soon.
Torch: tsuki you're awesome. Masabaka! The mauling commences now!
Twelve hours later
Torch: ok, that was interesting, deep blue, kiss any mew mew
Deep blue: I'll get killed if I kiss the three that are taken, so mint, *kisses*
Mint:! *blushes*
Torch: once again, a girl is kissed thanks to, the cyniclons!
Amy: what with the sudden power puff girls reference?
Torch: no time for questions! Tadase! *poofs* this chapter if full of me poofing people
Tadase: hello.
Torch: ready tsuki?
Tsuki: ready!
Both: prince prince prince prince!
Tadase: what did you call me? Mwahahahaha!
Torch: I only like him in evil overlord mode.
Zing: next review.
I hate u zing. Dare: zing: kiss Masaya and make both of u fall into a pit of fire. Torch: take Sven and bash him over zings head me: kill mark with my metal chocobo(key blade from the 1st kingdom hearts)
Torch: well that wasn't very nice…
Amy: I'm going to kill nick now. *murders*
Torch: zing, kiss masabaka and then push him into a pit of fire, you have to jump in as well
Zing: revive nick later so I can kill him, *kisses hand, smacks masabaka, they both fall into a pit of fire*
Zang: great, what did she do this time?
Torch: oh hey Zang, it was a dare.
Zang: ok then, I'll go get her, but I'm not saving the shrimpy dude! *jumps in the pit then jumps out with Zing*
Torch: sorry zing, this is a dare * hits Zing over the head with Sven the chair*
Zing: Ow, nick you are so dead
Nick: one sec, *kills mark* ok now I can die *gets killed*
Torch: thanks for visiting Zang, but there are too many characters in this already. (A/n: I counted and without the hetalia characters I have, 28 people including me and the hosts, as well as Rima and Nagi)
Zang: sure.
Tsuki: next review!
Yay update and the order is Shugo chara, Shugo chara doki doki, Shugo chara party and the manga is just shugo chara then shugo chara encore so yeah and the samurai dude did u mean Kairi or his chara musashi and OMG another mamotte lollipop fan :D anyway back to tmm dares everyone does a play and in the end masabaka dies Melanie LEAVE sorry I just don't really like people like her everyone kill whoever u would like to Taruto and pudding cleanse mind now u don't remember the scary images from a 1000 ways to die Kish and Ichigo kiss in front of ur fan boys/girls (any author who likes one of them can look away though, if u want) Pai and Zakuro watch bobobo and do the hula hehe Mint good job no more Yuri truths who here has a stuffed animal ;D wat ep of SC r u on just want to know anyway C U SOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNN~ PS I live in Florida high five we're southern people and I love ice tea too i drank it at dinner :D PSS I don't HATE ryou not exactly LIKE but I don't hate either PSSS r u an Ikuto fan girl cuz u capitalized his name PSSSS do u know wat PS stands for cuz I seriously don't :p
Torch: I love mamotte lollipop! No way! Zero is totally the best! And both of them are awesome, why should I choose just one?
Chara-Chan: What play do you want to do?
Torch: hmm… I know! Phantom of the opera!
Chara-Chan: but I don't want masayuck to be the phantom.
Torch: he can be one of the stage people the phantom kills! (A/n: research time!) The cast will be as follows:
Christine: Ichigo
Phantom: blue knight
Carlotta: mint
Raoul: Kish
The Persian: Keiichiro
Meg Giry: zakuro
Madam Giry: Dutch
Comte Philippe de Chagny: Pai
Christine Daae: lettuce
Moncharmin and Richard: MewmewBanira and tart
Joseph buquet: Deep blue
Little Jammes: Pudding
Remy: Ryou
La Sorelli: Livvykitty
Gabriel: Kokoro ikisatashi
Mercier: Chara-Chan
Shah and the Sultan: Nick and Tsuki
Debienne and Poligny: MoonlightMew513 and Nagi
The inspector: Torch
Mifroid: Rima
Stage guy that dies: Masabaka
Remy: Zing
Kish: Ichigo and I get married in the end! But I don't like her kissing the blue knight
Torch: it's a stage kiss, they angle it to where it looks like they kiss, but they don't.
Livvykitty: I'm the lead ballet dancer?
Torch: yep!
Zing: im a secretary? And why do you get to be the inspector?
Torch: because im naturally curious,
Tsuki: sweet I'm a sultan!
Keiichiro: I'm a Persian?
Torch: yep! Into position! (A/n for those reading on a computer, I used Wikipedia to figure out the characters. Horray for Wikipedia!)
Three hours later (I would try to write it down, but I've never seen nor read the story)
Torch: good work, and kudos on actually killing him
Ichigo: thanks for teaching me how to stage kiss Zing
Zing: no problem,
Dutch: ok so Melanie, LEAVE!
Melanie: not until I get the dimension sword!
Torch: I hate her so, *opens rip and pushes Melanie and mark through* and good riddance!
Chara-Chan: finally the priss is gone!
Dutch: and the dumb dude.
MoonlightMew513: ok time to kill whoever we'd like to! *kills Dutch*
Torch: what the heck? *kills MoonlightMew513 and masabaka*
Kish: I want to try! *kills blue knight*
Everyone died at least twice but was revived by a hostess
Torch: well that felt good
Dutch: why did she kill me?
MoonlightMew513: sorry, I thought you were zing
Torch: now for a mind cleanse, Chara-Chan, want to help?
Chara-Chan: ok *mind cleanse with special graphics*
MewmewBanira: Kish and Ichigo have to go kiss in front of all the fan girls and guys anybody that likes them like loves one of them, can look away
Kisshu: OK! *teleports with Ichigo*
Torch: I think they went to the fan dimension.
Kokoro Ikisatashi: I think so
Torch: Pai and zakuro! Do the hula!
Pai: what? *poof*
Zakuro: I refuse to wear this! *is in tank top and grass skirt*
Torch: would you rather wear a coconut bra
Zakuro: this is fine!
Pai: this is ridiculous! *is also in grass skirt*
Torch: no it's just funny. Now dance!
*commence the hula dancing*
Torch: I think we should continue before fan girls start drooling
Livvykitty: congrats on not being lesbo mint
Mint: thank you *was still in shock from being kissed*
Torch: now who can I pair you with? And you know what I hate?
Mint: I don't know who
Livvykitty: no, but it sounds interesting so shoot
Torch: I hate that only Ichigo got a defender, I mean Ryou could have defended lettuce or one of them, and then there's tart that could have protected pudding
Tart: hey I protected her in the final battle! (SPOILER ALERT) or do you not remember me being killed by Pai?
Pai: I said I was sorry.
Torch: and another thing, I just realized why Deep blue didn't want you guys to heal Kish! He knew that Kish was the only one who could see through his lies!
Dutch: calm down, this isn't a story where you just rant for hours on end.
Torch: sorry, I guess your right.
Dutch: good. Now for the truths
Chara-Chan: who here has a stuffed animal?
Pudding: Me
Torch: me
Lettuce: I make pushies so me
Ichigo: me
Zakuro: me
Mint: I don't, wait zakuro you do?
Zakuro: so?
Mint: wow.
Hostesses: me!
Chara-Chan: oh and torch, what episode of Shugo chara are you on?
Torch: I'm on episode 4 or 5 of Shugo Chara Doki
Chara-Chan: anyways what does ps stand for?
Torch: I know it starts with post but I can't remember the second word, and so today to sign off, nick's dogs are lesbian bye!
Me: so I didn't update for two days, sorry, this chapter was long and I have a lot of distractions, I'll update tomorrow.
Nick: and I was hardly in this why?
Me: because Amy was constantly killing you
Amy: so review please, see you later.
Me: bye bye!