Good morning/afternoon/pineapple/apple/night, my fellow authors, reviewers and various assorted fruits. I'm baaaaaaaaaak! (Applause) Now, I have decided that The Younger Me is veering off track. Don't worry, ladies, Gentlemen and assorted fruits, this is not a discontinuation letter. I would never do that to my audience… *Shifty look* No, I have decided that until chap 20, there will be short (Well the same as before… T_T) one shots that don't link up to each other, but tell us of what he does in the hunt. These one shots will feature Percy (Cheer), Artemis (Clap), The Hunt (Go crazy), and the best… Charles (Booo! Hiss!)! Also with special guests in each chappie. I know that you hate me currently because I didn't update, and now I'm pullin dis on ya, but I have MAJOR writer's block… Sorry. This is currently to gain back my confidence (How on Earth do authors manage to write so long chapters?) and to remove the unknown enemy called writers block. Goodbye fruities!
P.S. Torture ahead. Not suitable for little raspberries.
P.S.S. Shout out to Anaklusmos14 for motivating me to FINALLY COMPLETE THIS CHAPTER!
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Percy POV
I collapsed on the bed, completely worn out after what seemed to be a long day. I checked my watch. Groaning, I slammed my soft fluffy pillow on my head… It was so comfy… So… Bleedin'… Comfy…
BAM!
The door slammed open, letting in a huge destructive beam of horridness they call light. I screamed, covering my eyes with my hands.
"THE PAIN! IT BURNS! CLOSE IT!" I yelled in horror. The fiend who slammed my beautiful door open eeped, and painstakingly slowly closed the door, the soft click of the door closing was heard and I let out a side of relief. Someone plopped down beside me, and I lazily cracked one eye open to see the radiant beauty that was Artemis. I smiled and turned over, closing my eyes and letting myself drift into the land of Morpheus.
Confused right? I'll start over.
The whole day started when I had learned that Charles had been fluffified and sent to an asylum for a short period of time, after 'a gigantic t-rex had attacked his awesomeness and shoved him up his throat'. The whole hunt cheered, and cheered, and cheered… for an extremely long time. Eventually they stopped clapping and went off to do their daily activities, preparing foods, doing laundry, archery, hunting evil boys, and various other stuff. Artemis had promised us a party, which we all reared in joy for. The only thing was, we had to hold a competition against each other and whoever won got a surprise gift.
I would regret volunteering for that later.
The first team was made up of Zoë, Naomi, Agape and Alexia.
The second team was made up of Phoebe, Mary, Cleo, and Diana.
The third team was made up of Thalia, Helen, Kate and Sadie.
Anyways, the first competition was a running marathon. The competitors were Thalia, Phoebe, and Naomi, the daughter of Nemesis. I thought 'easy' no one could best me while I have wings. We were allowed to use our powers, by the way. However, I was beaten by Thalia of all people. She zoomed past all of us by using electricity to volt her through the entire course.
The second competition was a swimming competition, with Mary, the daughter of Eris, Agape, the daughter of Aphrodite and Helen, the daughter of Morpheus were my competitors. I almost lost. Apparently Agape was training to be an Olympic swimmer before she joined the hunt, and Mary made us fight amongst each other while sneaking her way past, plus it was hard to swim when there was a daughter of Morpheus making all of us drowsy.
The third competition was a duel. I passed easily, but on the final battle nobody showed up, so I let my guard down and was smashed to the ground by Zoë. I'm sad to say I cried. Hey, you would to if you were bashed to the ground by an angry hunter after almost winning several duels.
Now we're up to the fourth competition. Artemis stepped up onto the podium. "This fourth battle is the last, and it is the competition that decides everything. That means that all the other competitions were useless!" She laughed manically. You could see everyone sweatdrop.
She snapped her fingers and cute little bunnyrabbits carted out the last remaining object. Well, we all can see what happens to the males who get caught in the hunt. I feel scared all of a sudden. Nevertheless, I looked at the object, and almost burst into laughter. It was a rather hilarious representation of Charles. He was a stuffed scarecrow on a stick, and next to him was a 'pain-o-meter'. Instantly, Alexia, a daughter of Ares, Diana, a daughter of Athena and Sadie, a daughter of Hecate (And rather wicked too) volunteered. I hesitantly stepped up.
Diana went first. She looked at it carefully, let out a big sigh, and drew her leg back. Then she let her leg loose. A thundering 'CRACK' echoed through the entire world as Charles' Doll flew up out of sight when Diana kicked it where Apollo didn't shine. The pain-o-meter skyrocketed, reaching the second out of five bars.
Alexia went next. She grinned wickedly before taking out a grenade, popping it out and shoving the grenade down Charles' Doll's throat. The representation burst into Greek fire with a deafening thud. Then she took a gigantic chainsaw out and chopped Charles' Doll up into pieces. The bar rose to a three out of five.
I went up next. I transformed into Charles' himself, made him do what I was doing. I made him punch himself a few times, made him look like a total doofus, and other things. But I think what I did for the last was the best. I transformed into one of the slime thingies, like B.O.B. from Monsters versus Aliens and engulfed him, before spitting him straight out from the top of my head and did that for a while, but what I didn't notice was he was slowly disintegrating. After a while, he was so hilarious. He only had one eye left and it was hanging loosely from a thread. His limbs were mostly torn and his body mutilated. It was hilarious. I finally let him rest. I got a four out of five.
I thought I was going to win for sure, but lo and behold… Sadie stepped up. She looked at it, tapping her head with her finger, a malicious gleam in her eyes. Grinning, she took two gigantic broadswords, as tall as her, and savaged the Charles' Doll. Next, she summoned a voodoo doll, pinned it to a board by sharp pins, and animated it. She played 'You dodge, I stab' dubbed by her terrified friends. I think the name is self-explanatory, don't you? We all stared in disbelief as she burned, crushed, stabbed, mutilated, chewed, and did various other torturous things to the doll. Her bar flew off the measure.
So in the end, team three won. The prize was a huge mouth-watering cake. I ran off and screamed when they took the first bite.
Anyway, there was a huge party, which was massive, and then we come back to now.
I was just about to sleep, when suddenly the door slammed open again, and I fell off the bed.
An unknown voice yelped out, "SORRY LADY ARTEMIS, JUST SAYING I'M BACK!" It was Charles. Luckily he didn't see me in human form.
The door slammed shut. I cracked my knuckles menacingly. Someone's going to pay much more than that Charles' Doll.
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How was it? (Crowd: Boo, Hiss) I'M SORRY! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
READ AND REVIEW (I know right? Groan.) Might start with TGD, just that I'm not sure where to go. Interestingly enough, I've got the future books planned out but I'm STUCK ON THE FIRST! Might do TJO (The Jester of Olympus)