Ch.10 Guess Who's Back? Back Again...
In the blink of an eye, the teenage girl became the woman we all know and love.
"Busty glory is here!" yelled Phoenix excitedly.
Mia stared at Phoenix.
"Uh, hi boss." said Phoenix frightened. He remembered part of his training at Mia's law firm..
Insert random unnecessary flashback.
"PHOENIX BARTHOLEMUE WRIGHT!" screeched the boobs. Uh, Mia I mean.
Phoenix cowered in fear in the corner of the office. Oh no. The middle name. "Y-yes b-b-boss?" He squeaked.
"WHY DIDN'T YOU WATER CHARLEY?!" she boomed.
"I-I forgot!" whimpered Phoenix.
"AND YOU DIDN'T CLEAN THE TOLIETS!" she said as she proceeded to take one of the heavy law books set on a case down.
"B-boss l-let's be reasonable..."
"ROOOOAAARRRRR!" Mia threw the book at him alright. For a direct hit too.
End.
Phoenix winced at the horrible memory. There were more like that one too. Man, she was at her worst during those times of the month.
"Well have you guys been having fun? Sorry I had to miss some of the action." said Mia smiling.
"Ms. Fey." said Godot smirking.
"Mr. Armando." Mia smiled back.
Phoenix wondered if they'd make out again. Yeah, probably.
"It's your turn, kitten." said Godot.
"Oh, is it?" asked Mia chuckling.
"MIA FEYYY..." hissed Dahlia.
"...I still win." said Mia turning to Dahlia smirking.
Dahlia looked like she wanted to explode like a volcano.
"No matter what, you'll always lose to me." said Mia.
"GRRRRRRR...."
"I'll challenge you right now and I bet you won't defeat me here either."
"What's the challenge?" grunted dahlia.
"Let's fight. You and me. One on one." said Mia in a serious tone.
The rest of our gang was in shock.
"Boss! Your gonna fight here in hell? In MAYA'S BODY? AND CLOTHES?" asked Phoenix incredulously.
"Don't worry," she smiled. "I won't harm Maya's body. I got this."
Larry was excited. "CAT FIGHT!"
CRACK!
"Ow!!" he screeched covering his head with his hands.
"Silence fool. You're detracting from this moment." said Franziska.
Edgeworth shook his head in shame.
The only one who was chilled out about this whole thing was Godot.
"Relax." he said sipping his cup of coffee. "She knows what she's doing."
"Well, it looks like I'll be referee." said Harold stepping up from the shadows. "Here's where you will engage in battle." he said pointing directly in front of Dahlia house.
The opponents walked to spot directed by Harold.
In stood between the two. "Get ready."
Dahlia took her fighting stance and so did Mia.
"GO!" said Harold getting out of the way.
Dahlia lunged towards Mia at a fast pace. But Mia didn't blink, didn't move a muscle.
Dahlia was going in for a jab, but Mia grabbed her by the arm and threw her to the ground. She then jumped on Dahlia and attempted to pin her down, but in a flurry of movement Dahlia kicked Mia in the stomach.
Strangely enough it started to rain.
Dahlia tried to go for a direct hit to the face, but Mia recovered and pulled Dahlia by her strawberry tress. She slammed Dahlia back to the ground, and pinned up her down.
Harold ran and started to count. "1...2...."
Dahlia tried to wiggle free to no avail. Mia just smacked Dolly across the face. Dahlia didn't stop she got the strength to reverse the positions and now she was pinning down Mia.
"I will have my revenge!"
The on lookers watch with interest. Especially Phoenix and Larry.
"OMG." they said in unison.
"WOOOTT! That's entertainment! Hot and Wet enterntainment!" yelled Larry.
Phoenix smacked his forehead. "I hope Mia will win this thing, Maya will be in for some pain."
Larry made his radio magically appear in thin air and started to play the song "Girl Fight".
Back to the brawl.
The pair had been getting tired out, neither one giving in. "Dahlia," Mia panted. "I'll tell you why I won't lose to you now."
She had Dahlia pinned down tight this time. "Grrrrr.."
"I've never lost to you before!"
Harold goes in for the count. "1...2......3!"
"Winner, the beautiful Mia Fey!"
Mia stands up triumphantly, tired, wet, and bruised.
'Maya isn't gonna be happy.' thought Phoenix.
Larry was at his happiest all the day, after seeing an actual cat fight.
Godot and Mia started making out again.
Dahlia was lying on ground.
Franziska was laughing hysterically.
And Edgeworth, being the only sane person there shook his head in disbelief.
"Who shall go next?" asked Phoenix.
"I will."
All heads turn to Edgeworth.
"I'm making her pay, for having you idiots drive me down her and ensue this-this madness."
Phoenix opened his mouth.
"And if you make another reference to 300, Wright..."
Phoenix grinned sheepishly.
What will happen next tiiiimmmmeeeee? To be continued.