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What Any Good Anniversary Needs… A Surprise!
Crash
"uh-oh."
"Well it was nice knowing you."
"Shut up and help me fix it."
"I hope you're well aware of what Papa is going to do to you when she finds out that you-"
"Kiyohime! Nina! Were leaving!" called out Natsuki.
"Coming!" yelled Kiyohime and Nina in unison.
Elsewhere
Natsuki and Shizuru were getting ready to go out and celebrate their anniversary. This was one of the few occasions that Natsuki and Shizuru got to spend time together without their children. This would be a good night indeed.
The noise went unnoticed by everyone else in the household, loud crashes were a common thing in the Kuga/Fujino household.
"Don't worry I'll take good care of them." said Mai.
Mai had agreed to baby sit, Natsuki and Shizuru couldn't thank her enough for it.
'Good old Mai, the only woman we know that'll agree to save the world and baby sit our children.' thought Natsuki.
"Mai!" yelled Kiyohime and Nina as they ran to give their favorite aunt a hug.
"We'll be back before it gets too late." said Shizuru.
"Behave you two." said Natsuki.
"…"
The silent response earned a stern look from Natsuki.
"…We'll try." said a defeated Kiyohime and Nina.
"The paramedics are on speed dial and-." said Natsuki before Mai cut her off.
"The fire extinguisher is in the kitchen. Now off with the both of you and don't come back until your sore and exhausted." said Mai.
Natsuki blushed, Shizuru grinned.
"Ara, I didn't know we were having that type of anniversary." said Shizuru
"Bye! we'll see you when we get back!" loudly exclaimed a blushing Natsuki as she tried to leave before anymore embarrassing comments could be made at her expense.
"… That part comes later." whispered Natsuki to Shizuru while walking toward their car.
"Can it come now?" asked Shizuru, her lecherous grin growing wider.
"Pervert." answered Natsuki.
"Ara, Natsuki never complained before." said Shizuru.
After Natsuki and Shizuru Leave
"Mai, you know your our favorite aunt right? And as our favorite-" said Nina before being interrupted.
"Alright what are you two up to and how can I help?" said Mai.
"We have a plan." exclaimed Nina and Kiyohime in unison.
"Does it involve fire?" asked Mai.
"Yes!" chirped Nina and Kiyohime.
Elsewhere
Natsuki's and Shizuru's first stop on their exciting extravagant anniversary date was… the dog park. Duran deserved to get out of the house too. The ferret came along as well. The family had not yet given the creature a name yet as it was rarely seen amongst the household. The only one the animal seemed to like in the household was Shizuru.
"Does Natsuki want to hold the ferret?" asked Shizuru.
Natsuki and the ferret made eye contact.
'I swear that things glaring at me.' thought Natsuki.
"You know it hates me." stated Natsuki.
"I don't see why." said Shizuru.
The ferret in Shizuru's arms made a slight hissing noise and nuzzled further into Shizuru's bosom.
'Did that thing just smirk at me?! Oi, those are for my use only!' Thought Natsuki, glaring at the ferret.
"I don't even understand how you got that thing to obey you." said Natsuki.
"Ara, I trained it just like I trained Natsuki." said Shizuru.
"H-Hey!" exclaimed Natsuki.
Meanwhile
"Is it ready?" asked Kiyohime.
"Almost." answered Mai.
"Can we light them now?" asked Nina.
"Not yet we want it to last remember." answered Mai.
'Out of all the things Natsuki and Shizuru have encountered with these two I'm pretty sure this is going to be a new one for them.' thought Mai.
Back To the Happy Couple
After some time at the dog park, Natsuki decided it was time to spring her surprise on Shizuru. Even though it didn't seem like it, Natsuki did plan something for their anniversary.
'I hope Shizuru likes-' Thought Natsuki before being interrupted by the ringing in her pocket.
"Why is Mai calling me now?" said Natsuki.
"Ara, Mai?" questioned Shizuru.
Before Natsuki could utter the word hello into her cell phone a loud explosions could be heard resonating through the device.
"NATSUKI! HELP! SOMETHING-!" Mai's yelling was cut off.
"O-Oi! Mai?!" exclaimed Natsuki.
The call had been dropped.
Shizuru and Natsuki exchanged looks. They didn't need to speak they both knew what they had to do. They needed to get home fast.
Natsuki and Shizuru Reach Their Home.
All was quiet, which wasn't a good sign around the Fujino/Kuga household. As they reached their home they noticed the front door was slightly ajar and the House was pitch black.
'What the hell is going on?' thought Natsuki.
The pets were kept safely in the front yard. Just in case the house decided to spontaneously combust, the pets could at least get away.
"Alright I'll enter first, Shizuru stay close." said Natsuki.
"Ara, Is Natsuki going to be knight in shining armor?" teased Shizuru.
Natsuki only blushed.
As Natsuki and Shizuru slowly entered the dwellings, they soon found that their house had the distinct odor of…
"Chicken?" asked Natsuki as she turned to face Shizuru.
Shizuru only shrugged.
A shadow caught Natsuki's and Shizuru's eye as it sped past them, the sound of scurrying feat could be heard.
'O-Okay t-this is creepy.' thought Natsuki as she slowly latched onto Shizuru.
"Ara, Is Natsuki scared?" teased Shizuru.
"Y-yeah right" answered Natsuki half heartedly.
"Ara, I promise no harm will come to my Natsuki while I'm here. Unless Natsuki has been a bad little puppy and we're in that kind of mood when we-" said Shizuru
"S-Shizuru!" exclaimed Natsuki cutting her off.
As the two proceeded they noticed light outlining the door that leads to the dining room.
"Alright on the count of three." said Natsuki, as both she and Shizuru braced themselves against the door.
Shizuru nodded.
"One"
"Two"
"Thr-"
The door was forcibly flung open from the other side to reveal…
"Dinner!?" exclaimed Natsuki.
"Ara, What's this about?" asked Shizuru.
The door had opened to reveal a banquet of assorted foods as well as Mai and the kids waiting to greet them. The dining room was covered in newly lit candles, making the whole scenario look extremely romantic.
"Surprise!" exclaimed Mai, Nina, and Kiyohime all in unison.
"We made you dinner." said Kiyohime.
"So you wouldn't have to go through all the fuss." said Nina.
"You two made us dinner?" questioned a skeptical Natsuki.
Natsuki and Shizuru both cast an uncertain eye over the food.
"You two wouldn't be trying to pull a fast one on your Mama now would you?" asked Shizuru, questioning her two daughters.
"Nope not on you Mama." said Nina and Kiyohime.
"…Oi! What about me!" exclaimed Natsuki.
"Don't worry. After long hours of contemplating over it…" began Kiyohime.
"We've decided that would be too harsh." finished Nina.
"Thanks?" said Natsuki.
"Don't worry all of it's safe." said Mai.
"You sure about that?" asked Natsuki.
"Yes, now if you don't hurry the food will get cold." said Mai, ushering the couple towards the dinner.
"Wait what was with the phone call?" questioned Natsuki.
"The kids thought it would be funny and it got you home faster." explained Mai nonchalantly.
'You…!' thought Natsuki.
"Anyway the kids will be spending the night over at my house, so you two will have this place all to yourself. Feel free to make as much noise as you want." said Mai ending the sentence with a wink.
"Ara, well thank you Mai and I guess we shall be seeing you tomorrow." said Shizuru.
It was obvious that Shizuru was trying to get them to leave as soon as possible. She wanted her Natsuki time and she wanted it now.
"Bye! You two have fun at Mai's." said Shizuru as she kissed her daughters on the forehead.
" But not too much fun, we don't want anyone getting hurt… again!" exclaimed Natsuki giving each of her daughters a hug before leaving.
'Natsuki's the only one who's going to hurting at the end of the day after Shizuru gets through with her,' thought Mai.
After the Kids and Mai Leave
"Which part of the meal do you want first?" asked Natsuki as she examined the mountain of food.
"Natsuki." said Shizuru, her lecherous grin appearing.
"S-Shizuru!" exclaimed Natsuki.
Afterwords
After a long and 'eventful' night, Natsuki found herself waking up to a glorious sight, Shizuru drooling on her with hair wilder than Medusa's. Yep life was good…
Well it was until later on in the day, when Natsuki had decided to tune up her motorcycle… Only to find it ruined beyond repair.
"THOSE LITTLE…! SO THAT'S WHY THEY DECIDED TO GIVE US A SURPRISE DINNER!" exclaimed an angry Natsuki.
Authors Note: Yeah I know, I'm surprised I updated too. Well just incase the chapter wasn't understandable, I'm half awake right now, Nina and Kiyohime (well mostly Nina) destroyed Natsuki's motorcycle and hoping to receive some lenience, they decided to surprise them with the dinner.
Anyway leave a little love and give me something to look forward to when I wake up.