'The scene shifted to Sonic, grumbling as he walked around his jail cell, the pilot outside of it.

-So you come from China? And the Chaos Emeralds were the reason Eggman was created?- the pilot asked, his helmet now off to reveal he was a she with short brown hair and blue eyes.

-That's right, Topaz- Sonic sighed –Now can you pull me out of here or what? We both know that fake hedgehog was the thief and he kidnapped my best female friend!-

-You have a list for separate genders?- Topaz asked.

-Well. I have two best friends- Sonic replied –The first is Roll-chan and Tails is the second-

The two heard a vent fall off. They turned to see Amy jump out of it.

-Amy?- Sonic pondered.

-How did you get in here?- Topaz asked –Nevermind. Look, Sonic, I don't have a pass card for the lock-

-I do- Amy replied, pulling it out –I'll let him out if he agrees to marry me-'

"Blackmail," everyone said.

'-Amy…- Sonic sighed.

-I've got it- Topaz said, hitting a nerve on Amy's arm, causing it to release the card.

She picked it up and opened the cell.

-You're no fun- Amy stated before looking inside the cell –Did Sonic write all this down?-

She turned around to see Sonic was gone.

-Where'd he go?- Amy asked.

-I'm not sure- Topaz replied as she looked at the writing on the walls –Strange. These tell of advanced equations for something to hit the planet-

The scene shifted to the jungle.

-Phew… So far so good!- Sonic smirked as he landed in an arena-like part.

Shadow appeared on a high branch nearby.

-Hey, that's…- Sonic began.

-That blue hedgehog again, of all places…- Shadow sighed.

-I found you, Faker!- Sonic shouted –Now give me back Roll-chan!-

-Faker? I think you're the fake hedgehog around here. You're comparing yourself to me… ha!- Shadow taunted –You're not even good enough to be my fake-

-I'll make you eat those words!- Sonic growled as Shadow shot at him.

Shadow landed across from Sonic.

-There's no time to play games. You won't even have a chance!- Shadow stated.

The scene shifted to Roll, sitting down at one of the computers, watching a video file of ARK. She giggled when she saw Shadow having to walk a little kid to the bathroom… along with four other children.'

Everyone stared at him.

"They were children. They couldn't remmeber their way around ARK," Shadow defended.

'The scene shifted to Roll, asleep in the chair. Shadow walked in and took out a coin. He flipped it. He nodded and tipped the chair over, causing Roll to wake up and land gracefully.

-Don't do that!- Roll glared.

-Well sorry- Shadow replied, sarcasm clear in his voice –Follow-

-Why?- Roll asked.

-So I can teach you how to fully manipulate Chaos Energy- Shadow replied.

Roll nodded and followed the black hedgehog. The scene changed to nighttime as the Tornado flew towards the Jade Palace.

-So where are we going?- Amy asked.

-My house- Sonic replied –If we're going to get Roll-chan back from that Faker, we'll need my siblings. Plus, Jormungdir can take care of Topaz's injuries-

He motioned to the unconscious, bleeding Topaz, as White bandaged the worst of the wounds.'

"What happened to her?" Lan asked.

"Most likey Shad-chan attacked," Skye stated.

Shadow aimed a giant laser at Skye's privates.

"DON'T YOU DARE CALL ME THAT DAMN NICKNAME AGAIN, YOU ASSHOLE OF A MOTHERFUCKER!!" Shadow threatened.

Yuchiro, Genie, and Shahra uncovered Yai, Maylu, and Lan's ears while Dex had a pale face. Dex and Skye were hiding behind their chairs, shaking in a puddle of their own urine.

"Also, Eggman was the one who did it, not me," Shadow calmly replied as he put his laser away.

'The plane landed and the moment Sonic jumped out, he got attacked by five blurs. Sonic easily dodged each attack, grabbed two tails from two of the blurs and tied them together before knocking the other three blurs to the ground before untying the tails.

-Why are you here?- Tigress growled –You've brought shame to the temple-

-He… didn't…- Topaz grunted as she temporarily came to –Shadow… did the crimes…-

She passed out again.

-Shadow?- the five repeated.

-Ah. Sonic, so good of you to come home- a voice said.

Oogway landed before him.

-Are you blaming me for sending dishonor to the temple too?- Sonic asked.

-You brought no shame here, Sonic- Oogway replied –That hedgehog was not you-

-WHAT?!- the five gasped.

-I had the honor of facing him 50 years ago when I went to visit a friend of mine that lived up in space- Oogway said.

-Aw great…- Mantis whispered, now on Tails' shoulder –Here comes the 'when I was younger' stories again. Someone get me something to read. Preferably 'War and Peace' since it's the only thing that lasts long enough to get through one of his stories-

Tails giggled at that. The scene shifted to ARK.

-Where is that Shadow?- Eggman asked –Rouge, go find him-

A bat with white fur, a tan muzzle, a skintight black jumpsuit with hearts on her white boots and over her big chest, and white gloves and turquoise eyes sighed as she put her magazine down and walked off.'

Shadow, Maylu, Shahra, and Yai slapped the faces of all the males, minus Yuchiro and Lan due to them looking away, in the room.

'The scene shifted to Roll, asleep and having a grip on Shadow's arm, while Shadow tried to pry her off. One could see various broken tools all about. Right now, he was using a crowbar before it bent.

-Son of a…- Shadow mumbled.

-Seems you're having some bad luck- a voice said.

Shadow turned his head to see Rouge.

-Aw crap- Shadow sighed.

-Don't worry. I won't tell anyone you have a girlfriend-

-She's not my girlfriend- Shadow growled –She's more of a…-

-Sister?- Rouge supplied.

-…Well… yes…- Shadow replied –Can I get some help here? I tried a nerve attack, but it just made her grip tighten instead of go limp-

-Then wake her up- Rouge said.

-Did that once and got my ass handed to me- Shadow said –Hell hath no fury like that of a woman whose beauty sleep is disturbed-

-At least you're learning about women, Shadow- Rouge giggled.

Shadow glared at Rouge.

-Go make up an excuse for me- Shadow replied –Like… say I ate an entire bar of laxatives, mistaking it for a Hershey's bar-

He licked his lips at that.

-Now that is my paradise- Shadow sighed in pleasure –Hershey's chocolate and a scratch on my left ear-

Rouge walked out backwards, obviously creeped out by what Shadow just said.'

Everyone stared at Shadow, who was munching on a bar of Hershey's Chocolate. Maylu reached over and began to scratch his left ear. His entire body relaxed, his eyes closed, a smile appeared on his face, and he began to purr as he ate his bar of chocolate.

'Everyone was now in the main housing building's living room. Sonic sent many recent electronic devices there for his family there, like a HD TV, a Wii, an XBOX 360, a Playstation 3, and cable TV.

-So how's Ms. Topaz?- Sonic asked as Oogway entered.

-She will be fine, at least that's what Jormungdir told me- Oogway said –By the way, isn't that Dr. Eggman on the television?-

Everyone turned to see Eggman on the TV.

-Mwa ha ha ha! Citizens of Earth, lend me your ears and listen to me very carefully! My name is Doctor Eggman, the world's greatest scientist, and soon to be the world's greatest ruler-

-I think the camera made him lose five pounds- Monkey stated.

-Yeah, from his brain- Sonic smirked.

-And the blue boy gets one in!- Mantis laughed, giving Sonic a high-five.

The screen changed to space, showing a large circular rock. Suddenly, green light began to come out of the bottom half of it before the bottom half exploded, revealing a face that reminded everyone of one person.

-Man, Eggman has a big ego- Tails stated.

-His face in space? There goes my favorite hobby- Tigress sighed.

The 'nose' of the 'face' began to split into four as green and blue energy began glow in it. It fired a beam and hit the moon, destroying half of it. Everyone's, but a certain turtle's, jaw dropped. They looked outside to see the moon was indeed blown up in half. The screen now showed a countdown from 24 hours.

-How did Eggman harness all that energy?- Tails pondered.

-It must be the Chaos Emeralds!- Sonic realized.

-It's the Apocalypse!- Mantis screamed.

Oogway caught Mantis as he tried to run out of the room.

-Calm down, Mantis- Oogway said –Now then, I believe that there was a saying-

-Really?- Tails asked.

Oogway nodded as he walked over to the door. He held up a green emerald shard to the window. They heard a crazed yell before Knuckles flew in, grabbed it, and tried to glide back out when Oogway hit a pressure point on his neck, making his legs buckle over.'

"He's fast," Skye stated.

"But of course," Shadow replied, "After all, HE created Kung Fu."

'-Hey there, Knux- Sonic waved.

-Fuck you- Knuckles stated.

-Still foul-mouthed as ever, eh Knuckles?- Tails asked, obviously use to the echidna's foul mouth.

-Yep- Knuckles replied –Now what the hell happened to my legs?-

-Grandfather hit a nerve in your neck connected with the movement of your legs- Sonic replied.

-Since when did you talk like that?- Knuckles, White, and Amy asked.

-I always speak in this manner when I am here, my friends- Sonic replied, calmly –Unless grandfather wishes it-

-You may-

-Aw great. Thanks, Gramps- Sonic grinned.

Everyone sweatdropped.

"He's…"

"I know," Shadow stated with a sigh.

'-So how do we get that last Chaos Emerald away from Egg-butt?- Sonic asked.

-Like this- Tails replied as he revealed the last Chaos Emerald –The President gave it to me a month after Chaos was beaten-

-Alright, Tails- Sonic smirked as Crane and Monkey gave Tails a pat on the back.

-I am afraid you won't find the other Servers on Earth- Oogway said –They are up there-

He pointed out the window to where the ARK was.

-…We're screwed- Mantis and Knuckles stated.

-Not exactly- Tails and White smirked before White turned to Oogway –Master Oogway, sir, is it alright if the Furious Five come with us? Tails and I have a way of getting up there-

-You may…- Oogway began.

-NOT!- a voice barked.

Everyone turned to see Shifu enter.

-Sour as ever, eh Pops?- Sonic asked.

Shifu whacked him on the head.

-Don't call me 'pops,' Sonic- Shifu growled –Master, you cannot allow the Furious Five to leave-

-Why is that, Shifu?-

-Because the valley needs them here- Shifu replied.

-Then I believe you won't mind that I tell them all about when you were young and still training…-

-GO! MOVE! GET OUT OF HERE AND DON'T COME BACK UNTIL THIS CRISIS IS AVERTED!- Shifu barked as he pushed all of them out of the palace.

Once they were all out. Shifu closed the gates, locked them, locked the locks, locked the locks' locks, and then welded all the locks shut. Everyone sweatdropped.

-Shifu is…-

-We know- Those who live or lived in the temple and Tails sighed.'

Everyone stared at Shadow. Shadow shrugged.