In The Morning...
"Lady Tsunade! The the fuck are you doing in the middle of the village laying around on the ground for?!" Iruka shouted. He was stunned to have seen her out there. "Argh. What is this feeling? Oh right, a hangover. Well I'd better be going now. After all, a Hokage has to do their job." Tsunade got up and walked to the Hokage's office. "I'll be heading off to the school." Iruka turned around and walked to his home.
At Karin's Place...
"I can't believe I missed the entire party thanks to you two dumb jackasses!" Karin shouted while adjusting her glasses. "Well Suigetsu, I'll leave the rest to you. I'm out." Jugo tried to avoid the problem. "JUGO! How can you leave me with this whore!?" Suigetsu asked. "He has already left. Besides, you are my room mate after all." Karin played smart and smiled. "If I were you, I'd change that tampon you have in your hole. The scent is creeping me the fuck out." Suigetsu spat out. "Well excuse you for not being feminine." She apologized.
At Naruto's Place...
Sleeping Hinata groaned with a stomach ache. Moaning Hinata turned over and the pain only increased. Hinata curled herself up into a ball, wrapping her arms over her stomach. 'Hinata is bleeding. I've got to call Sakura but how did she get a wound on her pussy? She's loosing too much blood.' Naruto gave sleeping Hinata a worried look. He walked out of his room and sat in the living room, as he started to text spammed Sakura's cell phone. Naruto's phone rang and he answered it.
"Naruto, I would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend." Sasuke tried to keep his cool. "I would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me. I need Sakura here fast." Naruto hurried down his words. "What's so important that you want Sakura at your place?" He asked. "Um.. what's that sound? Okay, I'll send a picture. Hang up so we can text. I don't want to wake Hinata." Naruto whispered. "I don't care. I'll give Sakura the phone." He responded.
Naruto went back into his room and took out a picture of Hinata sleeping. "You dumbass. You fucking know I don't feel well with this fucking hangover. The girl is on her period so deal with the matter yourself." Sakura dropped her cell phone. 'What's that?' Naruto thought to himself.
At Sasuke's Place...
Sakura threw up in the toilet again. "Sasuke stood by the door and said, "I warned you not to drink so much Sake. How are you feeling now?" "Worst. I don't think I'll be able to go out today." She answered in a weak voice. "Hn. I'd better see what's making that sound." He said. Sasuke left the bathroom and went into the living room.
"Uhhhh! Ohhhh! Kakashi you're a very bad boyyy," Anko moaned. "You know thots like you gets punished." Kakashi said in a casual voice. "WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU WATCHING THIS SHIT WITH THE VOLUME LOUD! HAVE SOME RESPECT! OTHER PEOPLE LIVE HERE TOO YOU KNOW!" Sasuke shouted. "Hidan, I told you not to raise the volume so high. You fool." Kakuzu said.
Itachi walked into the room. "Why was I hearing that? What's Anko doing with Kakashi?" Itachi asked. "Zetsu saw live porn and recorded it last night." Hidan said. "Is the little girl done with the bathroom?" Kisame asked. Sasuke turned and left the room. "That's what you get for being a jack ass." Deidara said.
"Sakura, you should rest more." Sasuke said. "Not like this." Sakura fell and Sasuke caught her before she touched the ground. "Thank you Sasuke. My head is just spinning right now." She closed her eyes. "That's nothing. I'd better carry you to get some rest." He said.
At Naruto's Place...
"Naruto, can you get me a pack of tampons and pads at my place?" She asked him. The only problem was, Naruto had no idea what the hell were tampons and pad. Naruto looked out the window and saw Kiba and Shino talking. "Uh, I'll be back," He rushed out the room.
Kiba walked to Naruto and said, "Hinata has her period, I could smell it this morning." Neji walked to them and asked, "Kiba, what does Hinata on her period has to do with you?" "Oh, so you're back Neji. What is a period, tampon and pad?" Naruto asked. "I'd better get going. I have no time to stick around at you're place. Ask Kiba." Neji walked off.
"So tell me Kiba, what are them?" Naruto asked in curiosity. Kiba scratched his head. "I'll explain it to you in every detail." Shino said. "Yeah thanks Shino." Naruto thanked. "Why don't you call Ino and ask her?" Kiba asked. "Oh, great idea." Naruto said.
At Sai's Place...
"It says that here in this book as well." Sai continued reading the book. "Why do you have to ask me this? You should know already." Ino complained on the phone with Naruto. "May I speak with Naruto?" Sai asked. "Yeah yeah, you're the one with the reading skills." Ino gave Sai the phone.
"Sai, what's a period?" Naruto asked. "A period of pure agony for a female, lasting way too long. Signs of this state include screaming at anything that moves, rolling around on the couch in pain, and spending hours with cold water and stain remover. It's in this book I'm currently reading." Sai said. "Is there more?" He asked. "The time of the month when female hormones wage a bloody battle against said female. An unfertilized egg that had sauntered down from the ovaries through the falliopian tubes and been stood up by its date, sperm, and the lining of the uterus become the refugees of the battle, and flee through the vagina, and on to the poor female's panties. Sometimes though, the female loses her war-ravaged mind, and thinking she can stop the misery, shoves a wad of cotton up her twat. This, like many peace-keeping efforts, fails frequently." Sai read.
"Uh.. what's a tampon?" Naruto asked. "A compacted tubular-shaped piece of cotton with a plastic applicator that women insert into their vagina when they're having their period. Has a string on the bottom end to allow retrieval after a few hours. The string hangs out beyond the labia, so if you're wearing a thong and a short skirt, make sure the string doesn't show when you bend over." Sai read.
"What's a pad?" Naruto asked. "A device worn in the underwear that collects blood clots. Should be changed regularly. Go to a store in the village to check it out." Sai said. "Wow Sai." Ino said. "Mind coming with me?" Naruto asked. "Not at all." Sai said. "Ino, I'll be leaving. Go to Naruto's place to watch over Hinata." Sai commanded. "Okay but give me my phone." Ino said.
At Itachi's Place...
"Oooh Deidara. You know what would go down good? Dangos." Tobi said. "Fine. This is only because I do not like what I'm seeing here." Deidara agreed. "Deidara, would you mind picking up some salt fish on the way?" Kisame asked. "Fuck off. Let's go Tobi." Deidara said then left with Tobi.
"Wooh. It's getting intense in here. Jashin, thanks for this." Hidan said. "Sasori, get your ass off of Skype and come watch this." "Don't tell me what to do. You just watch your shit and be quiet. I would not like when they are waiting for me to respond." Sasori said. "Just look at those two. Watching porn like a boss. Isn't that right Pein, Konan?" Hidan asked. "They wouldn't take you on because this has no money." Kakuzu said. "Just shut up. You know what happends to me when I'm angry. So don't make it happen." Hidan growled.
Itachi walked back into the living room. "Don't tell me you are still watching that?" Itachi asked. "Everyone of us here watch porn unlike you Itachi." Hidan said. "I'm not appart of this." Sasori said. "Pein, as a leader you've been quite a dick to it." Itachi said. "Shh. I'm trying to watch the nudity." Pein tried to quite everyone.
"I'm going to pee myself if I don't use your toilet." Kisame said. "Leave." Itachi demanded. "Okay but don't summon me unless saltfish is here." Kisame said then left.
"Pein, let's go so we can do something fun." Konan said. "Oh no you don't." Hidan said. "You'd better stay fucking here or else I'll get Jashin." "Jashin is a bitch. Who gives a fuck about that shit." Konan said. "And you are a slut." Hidan spat out. "Don't talk to my bitch like that." Pein said.
They heard knocking on the door. Hidan opened the door and Rock Lee ran inside. "Sakura are you there?" He asked. "You get all sweaty and dare come here to interrupt me. Get out!" Pein shouted. "Why yes." Rock Lee said and ran out the house.
At The Women's Store...
"Ah, this is what it looks like from an eye view. I wonder how if feels." Sai said. 'Oh so I need to look for cotton.' Naruto thought. "This is amazing. I've never seen a glow in the dark dildo before. I will have to buy this for Ino." Sai said. "You're just a pervert." Naruto said. "Anyway, I have to get what I came here for. Hinata has been waiting too long."
At The Dango Shop...
"Deidara. It's the porn girl!" Tobi pointed out. "Don't say stuff like that out loud in public you moron!" Deidara shouted. Anko turned around to see Tobi and Deidara starring at her. "For a total dick, you better keep you're mouth shut. How were you even in my house last night?" Anko asked. "Karin Uzumaki told us that you and Kakashi were getting on and Iruka walked in on you two." Tobi lied. "That whore. I'd bet she didn't came to my party." Anko said.
At School...
"Why isn't anyone in school today?" Iruka asked himself. He walked to the office and checked the calender. "Shit. It's Saturday."
At Naruto's Place...
"Knowing Naruto, he might take days to find them. That's why I brought some for you." Ino said. "Thank you Ino. Have you heard any word from Sakura?" Hinata asked. "So they were the last of the group to have left after all. Knowing her, she'd probably sleep the entire day." Ino said. "When I used my byakugan, I saw Naruto talking to Kiba and when I saw the movements of his mouth, he tried to sell me out." Hinata said. "He can sniff Akamaru's dick. He needs to stop putting his head in other people's business." Ino said.
At Itachi's Place...
"You know Sasuke, you shouldn't have had her drinking so recklessly like that." Itachi said. "It was Naruto's fault." He blamed. "HAHAA!" Hidan laughed out. "THEY GOT CAUGHT BY THE WIERDO!" "I've got to tell him to be quiet. Make sure you take good care of her." Itachi said. "Yeah." He responded.
At Suigetsu's Place...
"Man. Look at all these porn on this laptop Looks like he leaked everyone's porn on this." Suigetsu said in excitment. "You know, hacking into people's laptop is wrong." Karin said. "Why does he have a video of Sakura and Sasuke on here?" Suigetsu asked. "SASUKE?! Let me see it." Karin rushed over to Suigetsu. "Sike. Hahaa." He laughed. "That isn't funny you dumbass. You stupid roommate." She said. "Well, since he is already logged on Skype, I'll message people that are online. But first I'll change the password." Suigetsu said.
Two Minutes Later...
Iruka: nice tits
Kurenai: this is Asuma, go find another woman to talk too
Iruka: fuck you
Kurenai: mind saying that again?
Iruka: got to go
Iruka: Kakashi
Kakashi: you know i am reading
Iruka: i leaked your porn series
Kakashi: really?
Iruka: yea go check it out
Kakashi: yay!
"Let me type something." Karin said.
Iruka: HI
Iruka: thanks for accepting me! How are u?
Sasori: that's not your business
Iruka: I'm great thanx for talkin with me. I was bored.. lol I found your name in the skype members search :) whatcha up to?
Iruka: I would ask to exchange pics, but I think i'd rather see each other, u can see the real thing on my cam... u want to?
Sasori: no
Iruka: u can see me live here no need for pictures
Iruka: it's a more secure place with my cam u will have to verify your age so I'm not showing anything to a minor ;)
Sasori: ok?
Iruka: u can just watch me if u want, or we can both get on ;-) make sure sign up, then it should connect you to my cam
Sasori: what the fuck are you talking about?
Iruka: ok, fill out your info,first and last name, make sure you put your correct b-day k? I got something really sexy on for u lol ur gunna like this :-)
Sasori: sorry, i'm not gay
Iruka: I had to fill everything out also...everyone gets verified as being real on here, keeps the creepy people away! lol. cant get sexy for minors..you know? ;)
Sasori: fake account, are you sure you aren't made in china?
Iruka: the only thing fake here is you..don;t waist my time!
Sasori: the fuck you added me, messaged me and trolling me. i dont do with your fucking gay shit
Iruka: make me your bitch ;)
Sasori: hop off my dick
Iruka: lol where did u go?
Iruka: now I'll show you my sexy little outfit.
At Itachi's Place...
"Ohh! Yeah! That hits the spot!" Hidan moaned while he stroked himself. "I wonder how my own cum tastes?" He asked himself. "Jashin, watch this. Ohhhh!" Hidan moaned out loud. Hidan tried to suck his own dick but could only lick the tip of it. "Now I see why girls like this stuff."
"HIDAN! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS IN MY HOUSE!?" Itachi shouted. "Want me to taste you?" Hidan asked. "It's not like that. Pein, let me taste you." Konan said. "You dirty whore. Go down and suck my dick." Pein demanded. "Uh, I wasn't here." Itachi said. "Itachi, who is Iruka?" Sasori asked. "A ninja from the leaf." Itachi said. "Come over here and see this." Itachi walked over to Sasori's laptop and watched the conversation.
~END OF CHAPTER~