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They belong to their representative owners, except for most of the OCs in the story.
BGM: Glitzville (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)
The blimp arrived at Glitzville and docked, where everyone got out and looked around at the glorious sights. "Okay, we've already been here for two seconds and I'm already loving this place!" Yang said as they looked around.
"You said it!" Ruby grinned.
"You think the Crystal Star is in that huge building right there?" Luigi wondered.
"It's possible." Mario said as they walked toward the fight arena while everyone was taking in the sights before they walked into the building.
BGM: The Glitz Pit (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)
"Huh, nice place." Ruby said.
"I think I hear cheering through these doors." Blake said as they walked into the ring where they saw a fight going on between a large two ton black behemoth vs a muscular yellow Hawk thing.
"HA! You honestly think you can put ME to sleep?! In your dreams!" The Hawk laughed.
"Grr… night night!" The man yelled, trying to punch him but he grabbed him with his fist.
"Heh. Predictable. Let me show you how it's done." He smirked, kicking the man away and then jumped back. "PREPARE TO GET RAAAAAAWKED!" He yelled, launching toward him and kicking the man in the face to knock him down to KO him.
"Hoo doggy! Did you see that!" The announcer exclaimed as he walked over to the Hawk.
"You call yourself Mr. Sandman, but honestly, the only way you're gonna make me fall asleep is when I doze off from boredom! You will never defeat me!"
"Give it up for the undefeatable champion, RAWK HAWK!" The announcer yelled as everyone cheered. "Do you have anything you want to say?"
"Yeah! If you ever have the guts to try and face me, well, that'll be the last thing you'll ever do! Because no matter what, you will get RAAAAAWKED! NO ONE CAN DEFEAT ME! NO ONE!" Rawk Hawk yelled, and pulled out a belt and hung it proudly in the air. "NUMBER ONE, BABY!"
"Goodness, would you look at that!" Flurrie exclaimed, as they saw the Crystal Star in the middle of the belt.
"That's the Crystal Star!" Luigi exclaimed.
"What do we do, run up and take it?" Weiss asked.
"What! I can't hear you with all this cheering!" Blake yelled as they had to go outside to hear each other.
"As I was saying, what do we do? Do we run up and take it?"
"I dunno… have you SEEN the guy pulverize the other guy?! That's messed up!" Luigi exclaimed in fear. "I don't think that'd be a good idea."
"Hmm, then what do you suggest we do?" Flurrie wondered.
"Aha! I got it!" Yang grinned. "We fight our way though and nab the Crystal Star from that chicken guy!"
"Fight?" Mario wondered and then rubbed his chin deep in thought. "Well, we do have some fighting blood in us. Most of us are Smashers." He pointed out.
"We can fit right in." Blake added.
"Alright, so it's settled. We register as fighters and work our way to the top." Ruby said.
"Seems like a good idea." Flurrie nodded in agreement.
"The question is, where do we sign up?" Yang wondered.
"I think I might know." Mario mused. "Follow my lead." He said as they walked over to one of the security guards on the left side of the pit. "Excuse me, we would like to register for the Glitz Pit."
"You all want to fight together? Alright, bub. Follow me." He instructed as they followed the guard over to an office. "Go right in here."
"Thank you." Mario said with a nod as they all walked in.
BGM: Grubba's Theme (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)
"Yipe!" The announcer yelped in surprise. "Don't you know how to knock around here?!"
"Sorry, we were just a bit excited." Yang said.
The announcer laughed. "Don't we all?" He chuckled. "The name's Grubba! What can I do for y'all?"
"We're here to fight in the tournament." Mario said.
"As a team?" Grubba asked.
"Yes."
"Hoo boy! That's gonna be exciting!" Grubba exclaimed. "This tournament's theme this year is Punch-Out, but the rules are basically anything goes, so hey, why not!" He exclaimed. "We have a few teams here, so y'all will fit right in!" He said. "However, I imagine you were going about this story going as a team of three in each battle you fought, correct?" He asked.
"Uh… yeah, how did you-"
"It's our little secret." Grubba interrupted Weiss. "Anyway, that is going to change. You will all fight as a team, but only one of you will enter the ring at all times. I imagine the rules that the author was given several chapters ago will still apply." He chuckled. "Can't have y'all gang up on one individual! Though, if it's a team, y'all can go ahead and do the usual three, but I bet it's a rarity." He said. "Ah, back in my day, I used to be a pretty good fighter myself, and now look at me!" He grinned. "Come on, let me show you around these parts." He said as he went off and showed them the Champion's Room. "Now here is where the number one champion resides in here. You'll have to work your way to the top, but it'll do!" He said and then went to the Major League Room. "And here's the Major League Room for the toughest of the tough. If you can get in here, you're set!" He chuckled.
And back in Grubba's office. "Now, if you'll just sign on the dotted lines here on the contract, you'll be good. That goes for all teammates." He said as they did so while RWBY looked on in shock on how Goombella could easily write her name.
"How did you do that?!" Ruby asked.
"What, you've never seen a Goomba pick something up before?" Goombella asked.
"Let's see here… Mario, Luigi, Ruby, Weiss, Blake, Yang, Goombella, Koops and Flurrie. Interesting names, but they don't strike fear in your opponents. Never fear, I have the perfect names for y'all!" He said and pointed to Mario. "The Great Gonzales!"
"Wait, what?" Mario asked.
Then to Luigi. "The Eternal Understudy!" He grinned, causing Luigi to anime fall, then pointed to Ruby. "Red Killer Hood!"
"Uh… what?" Ruby asked.
"The Brutal Ice Queen!"
"It's bad enough I'm called Ice Queen, now I'm brutal. Are you kidding me?!" Weiss complained.
"The Fearless Black Cat!"
How did he know? Blake thought.
"You're a tricky one. How about the Firecracker?"
"Hmm, how about The Feisty Fireball?" Yang asked.
"Now THAT, I like!" Grubba exclaimed. "The Nasty Headbonker."
"I can live with that."
"The Fierce Koopa Warrior."
"I like it!" Koops said.
"The Cold Wind Spirit!"
"Hmm, fascinating." Flurrie mused.
"Can I have my name changed?" Weiss asked, but was ignored, much to her dismay.
"These names will strike fear in your opponents eyes!" Grubba exclaimed and then pressed a button. "Oh Joleeeene~! Will you be a dear and come to my office for a spell?"
A female Toad walked into the room. "Yes, Mr. Grubba?"
"This team right here is going to be fighting the Glitz Pit. Oh, that reminds me, I forgot to give the team a name. The Firecrackers of Despair! Has a nice ring to it." Grubba grinned.
That has NOTHING to do with us! Weiss thought.
End BGM
"Very well. Come with me." Jolene ordered as they walked through the corridors. "Now that you are part of the Glitz Pit, you must abide by some rules. Like it or not, Grubba owns you now so whatever he says goes. There are no negotiations to what the battle conditions will be. Whatever the battle conditions are, you must follow it to the letter." She instructed as they went into the Minor League Room where they saw a Koopa, a Bandit, a large big guy with overalls and the leaf of Canada for chest hair, as he was drinking maple syrup straight from the glass, while another guy was floating in meditation, having a turban on his head.
"Interesting crowd." Mario mused.
"Indeed. If you don't like this room, you must fight your way to the top. You are starting from the bottom, after all." Jolene pointed out. "Now then, press this button on the monitor." She said as they turned to see a Wii U Gamepad for the monitor instead of a GBA. "Don't worry about it, Grubba thought it would be a good idea to repurpose the Wii U since no one ever used it." She said as they pressed the A button on the Gamepad.
"Hoo boy, howdy Firecrackers of Despair! Looking for a fight already, eh? I like your style! Well, your first opponent will be #20 in the Glitz Pit, Glass Joe! Feisty Fireball, you will be fighting him in the ring."
"Gotcha." Yang smirked.
"Now, for this match, I don't want you jumpin' around like you own the place. Have your feet planted on the ground at all times! No one wants to see air fighting!" Grubba said.
"Understood." Yang nodded.
"Alright, now get out there and have some fun!" Grubba said.
"So, Grubba has laid out the battle conditions. For you, Fireball, you simply should stay rooted to the ground at all times. Should you win a fight and satisfy the conditions, your rank will go up. However, if you lose, you will go down. Understood?"
"Right." Yang nodded, and then right on cue, a security guard walked in.
"Feisty Fireball, match time, bub. Follow me."
"Wish me luck!" Yang grinned as they walked out of the room where they would watch the fight unfold on the Wii U Gamepad.
"Today, we have an exciting match out here in the ring! First up to the ring is the man who never gives up, give it up for Glass Joe!" Grubba exclaimed as Glass Joe entered the ring, wearing head gear on his head. "And his opponent is a lady from a team called the Firecrackers of Despair! Give it up for the One Punch Woman, the Fiesty Fireball!" Grubba called out as Yang entered the ring.
"Bonjour, mademoiselle." Glass Joe greeted. "Let us have a good match, no?"
"Uh… what was that first part again?" Yang asked.
"Let's get ready to… BAAAAAAAAAATLE!" Grubba yelled.
BGM: Glass Joe (Punch-Out! Wii)
"You can do it, Yang!" Ruby called out.
"Viva la France!" A Toad called out. "Oooh, nice new stadium!" He said as the party popper things (What are those called, exactly?) started firing up steam.
"Let's see here." Goombella started to tattle Glass Joe from the audience. "This is Glass Joe. The number one loser of Punch-Out who lives in Paris, France. Ouch, says here he has one win and over a hundred losses. Yet, he still fights on. Gotta admire that determination! He has twenty HP, an attack of 1 and… WHAT THE?! How the heck does that work? A NEGATIVE defense of two? How does negative defense work?! Uh… I'm confused."
"That's strange." Luigi mused.
Glass Joe approached Yang and attempted to punch her, but to her, it felt like a toddler was trying to punch for the first time. Yang then walked up to Glass Joe and launched an uppercut that knocked Glass Joe up in the air, croissants suddenly appeared out of thin air and Glass Joe was down for the count already.
"…Wait, what?" Yang asked in surprise.
End BGM
"WE HAVE A WINNER! THE FEISTY FIREBALL!" Grubba yelled.
"I… won? That was it?" Yang asked, watching Glass Joe trying to get up but fell to the ground. She actually felt kind of bad for the guy.
"Here is your fight money for the team." Jolene said once Yang returned to the Minor League as it was one coin. "Now if you'll excuse me, I must be going." Jolene said as she walked away.
"Well that was disappointing." Weiss said.
"What, the money or the fight?" Ruby asked.
"The fight. Seriously, I've seen people take a beating from Yang but they still have some fight left in them. That was just pitiful on Glass Joe's part."
"Well, let's just keep going." Mario said as he hit the Wii U Gamepad.
"Boy howdy, Firecrackers! Fixin' for a fight, huh? Well, your next opponent will be: #19 in the Glitz Pit, the Goomba Bros!" Grubba said.
"Goombas?! This Glass Joe guy lost to GOOMBAS?!" Weiss yelled. "This man needs to re-evaluate his life!"
"For this match, I would like Gonzales, Red Riding Killer and Fireball to take part in this fight. Also, Red Riding Killer, whatever you do, don't use your speed in this fight. People want to see action! They don't want to see a 'blink and you miss it' fight! Go easy on our eyes, will ya?"
"Uh, sure." Ruby nodded.
"Alright, have fun!" Grubba said and then it turned off, where the security guard motioned them to come with him as they walked into the Glitz Pit.
"Alright, looks like we're having another fun match! First off, it's the Hoppin' Hardheads, the Goomba Bros!" Grubba yelled as five Goombas entered the ring. "Now, what's your take on the Firecrackers of Despair?"
"Firecrackers of Despair? PFFFT! Yeah, right! They probably played too much DanganDespair or whatever that crappy game is called!" The Goomba said. "Also, should we be impressed? They beat up Glass Joe for crying out loud. Literally ANYONE can win against him. They call themselves tough, but they've never met us! Honestly, they just sound like posers to us!" He said, and then cue Yang, Mario and Ruby entering the stage.
"Ah! Here are your opponents!" Grubba said. "Get yourselves ready to-"
"EAT THIS, POSERS!" A Goomba yelled, running toward them and headbonking Mario to initiate the battle.
BGM: Battle Theme (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)
"Hey! That was cheating!" Ruby exclaimed as Mario rubbed his head as the Goomba returned to his team.
"Cheating? Please! We were just giving your team a good Goomba Bro welcome to the ring! It's part of the initiation!"
"Yeah! Where's our thank you?" Another Goomba asked as they looked at each other before they ran toward the Goombas, where the audience winced at the brutality.
"OW! OOOOOW!"
"MY LEG!"
"NOW I KNOW HOW MY GRANDFATHER FEELS!"
"HAVE MERCY ON US! WE'LL BE GOOD, I PROMISE! OOOOOOOW!"
"Well, that didn't last long." A Shy Guy said.
"What do you expect? They're Goombas." Weiss said.
End BGM
"Here's your fight money." Jolene said as they returned. "I must be going." She said and then walked away.
"Hey, good fight out there, dawg!" A voice said as they turned to see a golden Koopa walking over to them. "Name's King K. How are you doing?" He asked.
"We're doing well." Yang replied.
"That's good! I would've said something to you earlier, but everyone's first fight against Glass Joe is not very impressive at all." He admitted. "Anyway, I'd like you to meet the crew here in this room. Over there is Bear Hugger."
"Hello!" Bear Hugger waved happily and then walked over and hugged them all.
"GAH! I… can't feel a thing!" Luigi exclaimed.
"Yeah, he's a bit of a hugger. Though rumor has it he fights with bears on occasion." King K mused. "Anyway, over there meditating is Great Tiger."
"Assalaam vaalekum." (Greetings) He greeted in Hindi as he continued to meditate.
"Yeeeeah, none of us know what he's really saying but he's a good fighter. I do believe he said "greetings", but I could be wrong." King K said. "And this fellow over here is Bandy Andy."
"Sup! I'm not around here much, but when you do bump into me, I'll share a secret or two." Bandy Andy greeted.
"Anyway, that's our crew!" King K said. "I know, there should usually be a few more, but eh, it is what it is." King K said. "Oh, when the time comes, we gotta square off together in the ring sometime." King K said as they nodded and hit the Wii U Gamepad.
"Howdy, Firecrackers of Despair! Fixin' for a fight, huh? Well, your next opponents will be another team, the KP Koopas! In this match, I would like the Fierce Koopa Warrior, Gonzales and the Eternal Understudy for this match. Understudy, I don't want you to be jumping at all during this match. I've heard how high you can fly. I don't want a hole in my ceiling, got it?"
"Got it." Luigi nodded.
"Alright, see ya in a bit!"
"The Eternal Understudy?" King K asked in surprised.
"Unfortunately."
"Hmm…" King K rubbed his chin in thought and pounded his fist into his palm. "This is between us, but I like the name The Ghostbusting Maniac. It sounds way better!"
Luigi smiled. "I like that."
"Then it's settled. To me, you're the Ghostbusting Maniac! You definitely look the part." King K chuckled. "Anyway, it is time for us to square off." He said with the three of them nodding where they went into the ring.
"For our next match, we have the Firecrackers of Despair going against The Shell Machines of Doom, the KP Koopas!"
"Gonzales and friends, this is where your reign of terror comes to an end, dawg!" King K exclaimed.
"Get ready to… BAAAAAAAATTLE!"
BGM: Rowdy Rumble (Kingdom Hearts II)
"According to my tattle book, they're just Koopas of a different color! Just go for it!" Goombella said. "Same with that Paratroopa!"
Koops launched the first attack as King K did the same, both of them colliding into each other. They jumped back and ran toward each other, both of them throwing punches while Mario jumped over to ground the Paratroopa to knock him down where he and Luigi ran toward them and hammered them. The Koops would attempt to fight back as King K used an uppercut to knock Koops back, but Koops blocked it with his arms and then got into his shell and used Power Shell to knock him off his feet as he got back up and then ran over and kicked him to make him spin, but King K got back up and smirked where he spun in his shell and shot toward Koops, but he avoided the attack and used Power Shell again where King K launched himself, both of them colliding into each other and knocking each other back, only Koops' attack was more powerful and knocked King K out of the ring. At the same time, Mario and Luigi hammered the other two KP Koopas out as well.
End BGM
"We have our winners! Give it up for the Firecrackers of Despair!" Grubba called out.
"Good match!" Koops grinned.
Back in the Minor League, King K was rolling his shoulder. "Man, I didn't think there would be a better Koopa than me! Guess I was wrong." He chuckled. "Y'all earned my respect."
"GET IN THERE, YOU!" Jolene's voice yelled, pushing in Bandy Andy where the woman herself looked peeved. "I should remind you that the room you were about to go in is strictly off-limits. Honestly, if you cannot abide by the rules, you will be kicked out of the Glitz Pit. Also, stop with the stalking, it's so creepy!" She said and walked out.
"Yeesh, did you get chewed out by Jolene again?" King K asked.
"Not my fault she's so high strung!" Bandy Andy folded his arms. "She just needs to lay off once in a while, ya know? Anyway, I must be going! See ya stinkers later!" He said and walked out of the room.
"Good gravy, he's gonna get himself killed." King K sighed as they hit the Wii U Gamepad for another fight.
"Howdy, Firecrackers of Despair! Fixin' for a fight, huh? Well, your next opponent is #17 in the Glitz Pit, Von Kaiser! Gonzales, I would like you to fight this round. For this fight, I want you to just use your fists! This is a manly fight, after all! Now get in there and show us what you got!"
"Alright, guess I'm up." Mario said as he walked over to the ring.
"For this next match, the Great Gonzales will go against The German Steel Machine! Yes, it's a fight to the finish with Von Kaiser!"
"Guten Tag. Let us fight like-" Von Kaiser took one look at Mario and pictured him in a referee outfit and jawdropped. "I recognize you anywhere!"
"It has been a while, hasn't it?" Mario asked.
"Let us see which one of us reigns supreme in this fight."
"Let's get ready to… BAAAAATTLE!"
BGM: Von Kaiser (Punch-Out! Wii)
Mario ran toward Von Kaiser as he jumped up in the air and punched him in the face, but Von Kaiser blocked with his fists and proceeded to use a flurry of attacks to knock Mario back, but Mario backflipped. He knew Von Kaiser's moves. After all, he was the referee during the first Punch-Out tournament. He smirked at this and ran toward him to where he slid underneath Von Kaiser's jab, and then used an uppercut to punch him in the stomach.
Von Kaiser smirked, knowing Mario would outmanuver his attacks as he blocked Mario's attacks and then jumped back and went for some furious jabbing, landing a few hits on the plumber with a smirk, but Mario countered and let out a few jabs of his own as he punched him in the stomach and then used an uppercut to knock him down, only for him to get back up and growled, where Mario saw him punching his own head numerous times. "ATTACKE!" Von Kaiser yelled, ready to do a spinning punch on Mario as he jumped forward and let out the strong punch, but Mario flipped his legs over, did a cartwheel and then punched Von Kaiser on the head to cause him to spin around a bit before falling over in defeat.
End BGM
"We have a winner! Give it up for the Great Gonzales!"
"Yo, that was a great match, dawg! It was like you knew what he was doing!" King K exclaimed.
"Yeah, I was the referee for the first Punch-Out tournament, so I know a thing or two." Mario chuckled.
"So that's why you were able to read his moves easily." Yang mused while Goombella was looking through her tattle log.
"25 HP, attack of 3, one defense… what's this about this guy wielding an AK-47?" Goombella asked.
"That's just a myth." Mario told her.
"Oh, good." Goombella said as they went to the Wii U Gamepad for the next fight.
"Fixin' for a fight? Of course you are! Wind Spirit, you are going to be facing #16 in the Glitz Pit, Disco Kid! I don't want you to blow your opponent away, understood? I want a good clean fight that doesn't last a second!"
"Got it." Flurrie nodded and then she was off.
"For our next match, we have the Wind Spirit of the Firecrackers going against the Disco King, Disco Kid!"
"Oooh, break it down!" Disco Kid said, doing a few disco moves. "Let's have some fun!"
"Hmm hmm hmm, you've quite the moves!" Flurrie complimented. "As do I."
"Let's get ourselves ready to… BAAAAAAATTLE!"
BGM: Disco Kid (Punch-Out! Wii)
Disco Kid proceeded to do some really funky moves and when he got closed to Flurrie, he let out a jab to which she avoided the attacks as he kept punching at her while jamming out to the song in the background, but to his dismay, Flurrie floated up in the air. "Hey, girl! Come on down! This isn't fair!"
"If you say so, sweetie." Flurrie said and then flew down, crushing the poor guy.
"GAH! Ow ow ow ow! I think my groove has been thrown off!"
"Aww, let me kiss it better for you, sweetie." Flurrie said, giving him a nice kiss on the cheek.
"Oooh… mama…" Disco Kid said before getting knocked out.
"Well that was… anti-climactic!" A Goomba called out.
"I want my money back!" An X-Naut yelled.
End BGM
"We have a winner! …I think…? Eh, whatever. Give it up for the Wind Spirit!"
"Hope I didn't give you too much of a bruise." Flurrie said.
"What kind of kiss was THAT?" Weiss yelled.
"Hmm, well, I guess that my kisses can knock anyone out, I suppose." Flurrie mused. "The Punies always faint whenever I give them a kiss."
"Remind me to stay far away from her lips." King K quietly said.
"Twenty HP, two attack, one defense… he really loves disco. Oh hey, he's from Brooklyn! How about that." Goombella said.
"OOOOOOW!" A voice yelled, catching everyone's attention.
"Oh boy…" King K said. "We have another one."
"Glass jaw coming through!"
"Ow…"
"We really gotta get that jaw looked at!"
"Ow ow ow!"
"Dude, I think it's dislocated this time!"
"Get some ice on the double! We'll be in the medical room!"
"I'm amazed that he's still capable of fighting after this…"
"Ouch, Glass Joe got himself a trip to the hospital this time." King K winced. "Not his fault he was born with a glass jaw." He said. "Still, that's the perils of fighting in a ring, I suppose." He mused as they went to the Wii U Gamepad again.
"Another fight after another with y'all! I like it! Gonzales, you will be fighting #15 in the Glitz Pit, King Hippo!"
"King Hippo?" Weiss quietly mouthed in confusion.
"For this fight, I want you to use your hammer! No one wants to see a jumper these days. Go out and hammer some fools down!"
"Got it." Mario nodded, and immediately, the Mario Bros started to laugh out loud.
"What's so funny?" Ruby asked.
"Oh, you'll find out!" Luigi chuckled where Mario went into the ring once more.
"For this next match, we have the Great Gonzales from the Firecrackers of Despair going against the gluttonous machine of death, give it up for King Hippo!"
King Hippo let out several grunts and towered over Mario, scowling at him where Mario smirked back at him.
"Get yourselves ready to… BAAAAATTLE!"
BGM: King Hippo (Punch-Out! Wii)
King Hippo roared and punched Mario, but he ducked and then hammered him right in the gut, directly into the sweet spot and wouldn't you know it, King Hippo's fell down and showed off his underwear as a result. King Hippo blushed in embarrassment and tried to pull them up, but Mario kept hammering him in the gut to prevent him from doing so.
"WHAT IN THE NAME OF…?!" Weiss yelled.
"That's embarrassing." Blake said while Ruby and Yang laughed inappropriately along with Luigi, along with the rest of the crowd while Mario kept hammering him in the gut before he jumped up and swung his hammer on King Hippo's face to knock him down for the count.
End BGM
"WE HAVE A WINNER! GIVE IT UP FOR THE GREAT GONZALES!" Grubba yelled.
"Next time, wear a belt." Mario told him, and back in the Minor League, everyone was laughing hysterically over this, even Weiss couldn't contain her laughter.
"Oh man, that was so awesome!" Yang laughed.
"While we are through with our giggle fits, there's something you should know." King K said as they turned to him. "I just heard that there's a new item in the hot dog stand outside of the arena. They're selling like hotcakes if you want to go get some."
"I could go for a snack." Yang said as they all nodded and went outside.
"HEY! HEY! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING, YOU BAD EGG?!" A voice yelled as they looked to see an egg hopping outside of the hot dog vending machine where Mr. Hoggle was chasing it. "GET BACK HERE, YA LITTLE PEST! LET ME COOK YOU!"
BGM: Bouncing Yoshi Egg (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)
"That's new." Ruby said as they walked over to him. "Can we help?"
"Yes! Just get this danged egg for me!" Mr. Hoggle exclaimed as they proceeded to try to catch the egg, but it kept bouncing around and avoiding everyone's moves, where Mario and Luigi dove for it and accidentally knocking into each other's heads, Ruby tripping over it, Blake dove for it and accidentally went into Mr. Hoggle's cart and Yang punched the ground to get it to stop, but accidentally knocked Mr. Hoggle down instead.
"Whoops!"
Weiss stabbed the ground, causing the ground to be slippery for the egg, as it tried to move but it was no good as Flurrie went to get the egg. "Gotcha!" Flurrie said as they got back up and looked at it.
End BGM
"Aww, it looks kinda cute." Weiss said as the egg bounced up and down where it bounced happily into Weiss' hands. "Oh! Aren't you just a precious little eggy weggy! Yes you are, yes you are!" Weiss smiled, as everyone looked at her in surprise, wondering how an ice cold girl such as her can be so… motherly to the egg. "Who's so cute and adorable! You are!"
"Great. You got it. Now let me cook it!" Mr. Hoggle said, but Weiss gasped.
"No! You will not hurt this thing! I will not let you touch it!" Weiss protested, hiding it from Mr. Hoggle. "Get your own egg! I'll take care of it myself!"
"Oh… what the heck. I think a bouncing egg will be bad for business anyway. Here, have some hot dogs on the house!" Mr. Hoggle said, handing them each a hot dog where all of them walked in while eating their hot dogs while Weiss held on to the Yoshi Egg. She was not going to let it leave her site for a long time.
I think this is the first Thousand Year Door story that had a theme to the Glitz Pit. I think...
That being said however, i'm not taking out the plot devices (AKA: King K, Bandy Andy and the Armored Harriers) out. It'd be a crime if I did. That and, come on... King K is a real bro. How could I get rid of him?
Also, thanks everyone for the feedback on what I needed to do on Persona 5 in my Chibi. I'm currently starting it right now! (The reason why that is is because I was going to start watching a playthrough of it right after all of you were going "Dude! Watch a walkthrough!" (By the way, thank you Dragonshadow97 for suggesting Omega Evolution) and then one of my friends went: "Hey Nan, I knew you were meaning to watch Bayonetta, so here ya go!" Funny how it didn't click that I needed to watch the Bayonetta games when Bayo got confirmed for Smash 4... and it finally clicked that I needed to watch the games when Bayo 3 got confirmed for last year's Game Awards and I FINALLY got around to it like... after this year's Game Awards. But never fear! I'm watching Persona 5 right now! I'm currently at the part where... uh... *wikis it* Akira and Ryuji first met and came across the castle. I've got a long way to go, but that's never stopped me before.)
Anyway, see ya soon!
