(Eren Jaeger added Mikasa Ackerman, Armin Arlert, Sasha Braus, Reiner Braun, Berholt Hoover, Jean Kirstein, Connie Springer, and Ymir to the conversation)

Ymir - What is it this time Jaeger?

Eren - IDK

Eren - I was bored

Connie - Do you guys ever have to "go with Hange" if like disobey?

Reiner - I never have

Berholt - I haven't either

Ymir - Never

Ymir - Why?

Sasha - Levi put Mikasa with Hange after she back talked him

Reiner - What did she say?

Connie - He told her to clean the stable with Jean and she said "whatever shorty"

Connie - And then she left the conversation

Sasha - Yeah, but Levi added her right back and sent her to his office

Berholt - Don't you think he over reacted a little?

Armin - Didn't you hear Hange call him shorty earlier?

Armin - He was already in a bad mood then Mikasa pissed him off

Mikasa - Hey guys

Jean - Mikasa!

Eren - What happened?

Mikasa - I had to clean Hange's lab to Levi's expectation

Ymir - That's it?

Mikasa - I also had to help her with an experiment

Eren - Seriously?

Jean - Are you ok?

Mikasa - Yeah I'm fine

Armin - So are you going to stop talking back to Levi now?

Mikasa - Hell no

Mikasa - It wasn't that bad

Connie - How is cleaning Hange's lab and helping her with an experiment not bad?

Mikasa - It's better than the three hours in his office that he just yelled at me

Jean - He yelled at you for three hours?

Sasha - That's where he was

Mikasa - Yeah, then Hange came in and that's when I got sent with her

Eren - Hange had you clean her lab?

Mikasa - No

Armin - Then why did you?

Mikasa - I felt like it

Sasha - WHAT?

Reiner - How do you feel like cleaning?

Jean - She must have spent too much time with Levi

(Mikasa Ackerman added Levi to the conversation)

Jean - Why did you do that?

Levi - Bitch why did you add me?

Mikasa - I wanted to

Levi - I have more important things to do than text you brats

(Levi has left the conversation)

Eren - WHY DID YOU ADD LEVI?

Mikasa - I wanted to

Armin - That doesn't really answer the question Mikasa

Jean - Were you trying to get us into trouble?

Mikasa - I''d be the only one in trouble

Reiner - Do you want to get in trouble with Levi?

Mikasa - I've said it before

Mikasa - I'm not afraid of the shorty

Mikasa - The midget

Mikasa - The pipsqueak

Mikasa - The cleanfreak

Eren - Mikasa stop

Mikasa - Why?

Eren - The veterans read the texts

Reiner - Only Hange really reads them

Berholt - Mike occasionally does

Jean - So we don't need to be afraid of Levi?

Ymir - Unless Hange or Mike shows it to Levi then no

Krista - I think we have to go clean again soon

Jean - Seriously?

Armin - Someone came into the HQ with muddy boots on

Mikasa - It was the fucking pipsqueak

Eren - Why do you think that?

Jean - Mikasa?

Armin - Where did she go?

Mikasa - Mikasa is unavailable brats START CLEANING

(Mikasa Ackerman has left the conversation)

Eren - Yes sir

Jean - You don't have to be so formal

Eren - You realize he just read all of the things we just said

Jean - Oh shit

(Eren Jaeger, Armin Arlert, Jean Kirstein, Sasha Braus, Connie Springer, and Krista Lenz have left the conversation)

Reiner - That escalated quickly

Berholt - Yeah

Ymir - Should we go hide before Levi makes us clean too?

Reiner - Why are you afraid of him?

Ymir - No but you two are

(Reiner Braun and Berholt Hoover have left the conversation)

Ymir - My work here is done

(Ymir has left the conversation)