Author's notes: ello, Ello ELLO!!! It's me again…TANYA!! I know you all love me! Don't deny it! hehehe! Anyways I told you I'll keep posting!

DISCLIAMER: most of this shi…stuff (pardon my French) is not ours! Just to let ya know that we are genius and we know how to steal very well! NINJA STYLE!!! lol well yeah…this stuff is taken from movies, Tv shows, cartoons and so on and so forth!

This chapter continues from the last Seymour thing! Lol I JUST figured out where those loose pages go! Yay ME! Anyways wet fish…my squishy and some action packed fish slapping over the edge action:p so enjoy!

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'Twas a fine, sunny day and Auron and Rikku were on their way to the Al Bhed Home after being separated from the others.

"So…Auron…" Rikku started, "can I see your fiddlestick now?" she finished innocently.

"Uh…" he glanced at her from beneath his sunglasses, "yeah sure. I guess you're worthy to see it."

Then they came to a giant desert plain with rolling sand hills and a cool oasis.

"Let's go swimming!" Rikku chirped.

Auron suddenly fell on the ground by a sudden thud. Standing behind him was a familiar face holding his famous blitzball with a huge smile.

"What the fuck is your problem, Wakka?" asked Auron, standing up and brushing off some sand.

"I'ma love me some Tidus!" shouted Wakka, flinging his arm out and pointed himself, head thrown back with laughter in his usual victory pose.

"Oh shut up…" another familiar voice also replied…

"Oh great she's here already," Wakka winged.

"Wakka!" said Lulu angrily, "did you just say 'I'ma love me some Tidus!?"

Wakka looked sheepish.

"No."

"Oh okay," she smiled, "lets go make babies!"

"Woww what happy pills are you on now ya?" he asked in confusion.

"None!" she said proudly, "I've just been doing some thinking and I decided you are way hotter than Chappu and I want to rape you behind that rock!"

Wakka looked at the particular rock Lulu was talking about. Just then, Auron was sent sprawling into the sand again by…

"Cock!" Rikku yelled, "oh my God it followed us here! Awww!" she continued.

The rooster cooed happily, jumping up and down on Auron's head.

"That's one smart cock, ya?" said Wakka.

"Has anyone seen Tidus?" Rikku asked.

"No," they all replied.

"Hey Rikku!" Auron shouted, "get the rooster off me, please!"

But suddenly, they were all attacked by…

"Blue berry pies!" the monk appeared after forever so long.

Rikku gasped, looking at the pies the monk held.

"YOU ATE TIDUS!" she cried, pointing angrily at him.

Wakka, impatient as he was, grabbing Lulu's hand and dragged her off to a near by Travel Centre to get him some Lulu lovin'.

But then they were stopped by…

"Sir Auron!" Yuna screeched, bursting out of the Travel Centre and pushing past Lulu and Wakka to get to Auron.

"Sir Auron!" she screeched again, "Seymour kidnapped Tidus and won't free him unless I marry Seymour! What are we going to do?!"

"Oh no! What shall we do?" Rikku over heard and blurted out.

"Let's kill the cock, ya?" Wakka suggested.

"How will that help us?" asked Lulu angrily.

"We could throw the dead rooster at him until he lets Tidus go! Ya…?"

"Aha! You will never defeat me!" Seymour shouted from behind them.

"Eeee!!" Tidus squealed.

"Tidus!" yelled Yuna.

Seymour stood on a precipice between Yuna and her guardians and a deep chasm. He held Tidus by his blonde hair, on the edge of the cliff.

"I will become Sin with you help, Yuna."

"Eeee!" Tidus squealed again, "he's messing my hair! He's MESSING MY HAIR!"

"Sir Auron!" shouted Wakka, "do something!"

Auron shouldered his katana and charged towards Seymour.

Seymour banished Tidus over the edge of the cliff with another "eee!" from him. Auron stopped about a foot from him.

"Come any closer and he dies", Seymour warned.

Auron, panting heavily and a deep scowl in place, reached inside his cloak and pulled out…

"I SLAP THEE WITH A WET FISH!" he shouted, doing just that, and un expecting Seymour dropped Tidus on solid ground and fell over the edge himself.

"So that's where Nemo went!" Rikku stated.

"You killed my squishy!" cried Lulu, "you BASTARD!"

"I thought I was your squishy, ya?" Wakka asked totally oppressed.

"No, you aren't squishy! You're all hard and muscly!" she said, poking him in his hard, muscly stomach.

"he he", he giggled, "that tickles."

"he he…hard", Rikku giggled, "squishy".

"No! Hard!"

He glared at her.

"Squishy!" he snuggled into her squishy shoulder to prove his squishy point.

"Hard!" Rikku stated, pointing to his "sword".

Yuna laughed. Auron slapped Rikku with his wet fish.

"MY SQUISHY!!" Lulu screamed.

"Where?" asked Wakka, before his vision was obscured by a giant pair of…

"COCKS!" shrieked Yuna.

"I told you to kill them, ya?"

"They're multiplying!" Rikku panicked.

While all this was happening, Seymour had gotten tired of holding on to Tidus and they were both on the desert floor, playing…

"SNAP". Seymour yelled placing down a card.

"Go fish!" Tidus declared.

"Wrong game, stupid!" Seymour replied.

"Aight, MACARONI!" he shouted.

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End notes: I'm not soo slack see??? WHAT??? WHAT DID YOU SAY?!? Oh I'll show you!!! (jumps on the cock)… hehe that'll teach you!!! Anyways! I hope you enjoyed that! Leave us a comment and I'll get back to you…I'll give you a cock…BAHAHA sick people I swear…I mean a rooster…or a hens egg…or a JUICY JUICY BLITZBALL haha! So you leave a comment and your request and I'll get back to you! Have a great day!