Okay, some swearing and fan-made ideas in this chapter, but nothing to serious. Also, someone comes back!
"Samus, Pikachu, Snake, Luigi, and Ike will be riding with you, Falco." Lucario said.
"The rest of us will try to fit in the Falcon Flyer. We already have Wolf, Dr. Mario and the trophies in there and it will be a tight fit."
"What about that thing?" Lucas said pointing at the platform that held Donkey Kong's trophy during the Subspace Emissary.
"Good idea. Bowser, Donkey Kong, Ganondorf, Wario, and King Dedede will ride it. Ganondorf, you will drive." Ganondorf nodded.
"What about Sonic?" Nana said pointing at Sonic who was still tied up.
"I'm afraid well have to leave him here. Sonic is already dead." Lucario said and Snake tossed Sonic aside.
"Alright. Everyone load up!" Lucario said and everyone got into their vehicles. It was a pretty tight squeeze it the Falco flyer, and Lucario had to send Jiggilypuff and Red2 over to Falco, and he sent R.O.B., Diddy Kong, and Yoshi over to Ganondorf. Finally, everyone took off, although Falco was not as fast as the others and they had to stay at Falco's pace.
"Ugh, we are going so slowly!" Samus said.
"Yeah I know, but this as fast as a landmaster can go." Falco said. He looked around and saw a red button labeled, 'Nitro'.
"That clever canine." Falco said and got out his walkie-talkie.
"Hey Lucario, get ready to speed up because it turns out Wolf had nitro installed in his landmaster." Falco said.
Falco saw the others take off and he turned around and said, "Hold on to something tightly because we are about to go nitro." Everyone quickly held onto something as Falco strapped on his seat belt.
"Let's go." Falco said and pushed the button. Immediately, the landmaster took off at speeds that Sonic could rival. Everyone one was slammed back except for Red2 who was smart enough to sit down against the wall. Falco was amazed at how fast the landmaster was going. He didn't even think it was possible for a landmaster to go this fast. Luckily he had decided to connect his landmaster to Wolf's using chains so his tank wasn't left behind.
The others had to speed up a lot to catch up to them. Everyone else was amazed at how fast it was going.
"How the heck is that thing going so fast?!" Meta Knight said.
"-cough- You like my, -cough- landmaster boost?" Everyone turned, (As much as they could because they were pressed against the wall) to Wolf who had woken up.
"You're okay!" Nana said.
"Do I, -cough- look okay?" Wolf said pointing to the bandages around his waist.
"Shut up Wolf. What did you put in your landmaster and how did you know it was yours?" Lucario said.
"I was wake this whole time. Well, when we took off that is. Also, what I put in my landmaster is for no one to know. Literally. I got it from aliens and they said it would make it fast so I thought, 'what the heck' and tried it. After I did I bought a load of the crap from 'em." Wolf said.
"Okay…" Link said.
"Re-remind me to never bet money when I'm racing with Wolf!" Falco said.
"Got it!" Snake said. Falco hit the button again causing the tank to slow down, just in time for them to arrive in Smashvile.
Everyone parked their, er, vehicles, and got out. Lucario saw an owl approach them.
"Oh my, you do know the battlefield is up there, right?" the owl said.
"Yes but, tragedy has struck the Smash mansion." Lucario explained to the owl what happened.
"Oh. I see. My name is Blathers. But I must say, we don't have a building big enough to hold all of you." Blathers said.
"That's okay, we brought te-"
"On the topside." Blathers interrupted.
"What?" Lucario said.
"We have an underside as well! And that underside is like your mansion, but underground!" Blathers said and laughed.
"Incredible. Could you take us to it? We might have to take a couple trips there to bring all our stuff."
"No need! The townsfolk will gladly help you. We owe Master hand a lot. When he buys groceries for you guys, hohoho! We get a lot of Bells! Now we have a fountain, a new bridge, a windmill, and even a light house!" Blathers said and whistled. Many townsfolk came running and greet the smashers.
"Alright, everyone help bring their stuff to the underground mansion and you can get back to whatever you were doing." Blathers said. The townsfolk saluted and started helping the smashers.
"Come with me. I'll show you where the underground is." Blathers said and Lucario followed. They entered the museum and went down a staircase across from the stairs that went to Brewster's. It was a long walk but eventually they made it to the bottom. Blather flipped a switch and the light showed a room that had many doors. It looked a lot like the mansion's third floor.
"You see, Master Hand actually made this mansion for the assist trophies. The mansion you live in was supposed to be on top of this one, but he found a better location. So he gave this place to us and we come here when the weather is too dangerous. Master hand decided that the assist trophies would just be animated and not the real characters. He did that so it's possible to call out the same assist trophies at the same time." Blathers said. Lucario sweatdropped. Truly this owl lived up to his name.
"Uh, thank you. The smashers appreciate it." Lucario said. Blathers smiled and left.
It took a while, but eventually everyone had gotten settled. They went to the living room to have a meeting.
"Alright. The last shadow beast we met could kill a smasher and take their final life. Truly these beasts are getting smarter." Lucario said.
"What are we going to do? As far as we know, the beasts could be here right now!" Ike said.
"They're not. Remember I can sense aura." Lucario said.
"Why don't we all go to bed? I'm tired and it's already 10:00!" Toon Link said.
"He's right we should all get some rest." Link said.
"Agreed." Lucario said.
Later that night Lucario woke up and remembered something. He snuck out of his room and made his way over to Dr. Mario office. When he walked in he saw the glowing golden trophy stand that was Pit's. He was ready to be revived. Lucario tapped it and Pit awoke.
"Huh? Lucario?" Pit said. "Wait, where's Ness and Toon Link?!" Pit said.
"Shh, they're fine. Let me explain to you what happened." Lucario explained to Pit everything that happened while he was gone.
"Wow. All that happened? Marth and Sonic are dead?" Pit said. Lucario nodded.
"You saved Toon Link's life though. If you had not been there, Toon Link and Ness would have never been found. Toon Link is really grateful. Even though I gave him my life, you ignored your injuries and protected him. That, Pit, is the most selfless thing I have ever heard." Lucario said.
"Thanks. Hey can I stay in your room?" Pit said.
"As long as you take the bottom bunk." Lucario said.
"Aww. Fine." Pit said.
Yay! Pit's back! Everybody's happy! For now, that is...
See ya in the next chapter! :3