Me: I only got 4 views today! XC Supere: What the H people? Really? And you're not reviewing! She's got freakin 256 views and only 1 review! Wisdom: Supere... *growls* Supere: It was Gold, not me! Me: Why does everyone blame the crazy falcon who everyone thinks is demented? It's stereotypical! Supere: Cuz ya actually did it! Right Kindness? Kindness: Well...I don't mean to anger any of you, but...Gold really did knock Wisdom out... Supere: HAH! You see, I'm right! Wisdom: WHAT?! OH, YOU'RE DEAD BIRD! Me: Eep! Anyway, I don't own the Rise of the Guardians! *Gets hit in the head with a melon*
Engoy mwy Fellor Bwirds! *Faints*
~Chapter 9: A Rush to Fix~
"Everyone, we have to work more! You can't give up now! Christmas is tommorow!" bellowed North. Everyone groaned. Today had been a nonstop day of work for the Guardians since the threat had destroyed half of the world's presents yesterday. Only 25% of the presents had been made again and it was almost Christmas Eve. If they failed to make all the presents on time, it meant less believers for the Russian. "Let us have a break North! We've been at it for HOURS!" whimpered Cupula, laying her head on the table she was working on. "In 2 hours, I'll have to deliver the presents that I have. If I don't have enough, a child is going to be dissapointed tomorrow which gives the threat an advantage over that child!" Jack looked up tiringly at North," Can't we call him something else other than 'the threat?' Maybe Danger or even Bob? It wouldn't kill ya if ya did!" "Can't we buy the presents at Walmart? It would be much MUCH easier!" muttered the hybrid into the Mahagony wood,"Just give me the list and I'll be back in a hour!"
"That would be stealing, firecracker, and Guardians don't do that!" Cupula perked her ears. "So...if it's not considered stealing...we could get the presents that way?" "Sure. The faster, the better." Cupula grinned up at them, lifting her tail in delight. "Alrighty then! Jack! Pitch! Come with me, we need to get the rest of the presents!" And with that, the girl swiped the list from North and teleported away from there with the other two.
~LINE BREAK~
"Ya see! I told you we would get the presents in an hour!" exclaimed Cupula happily. The other two, though, weren't very happy. Jack was swaying slightly as he stood and was barely awake while Pitch had the impression of a frying pan imprinted on his face. "What happend to you guys," asked Tooth, horrified at what might have happend over there. Jack responded by falling to the floor in a deep slumber. "You don't want to know..." grumbled Pitch as he sat on the couch and fell asleep. "Oh, we just terrorized the employees at Walmart, fought the Guardian of Walmart, ate a sack of potatoes, fought each other in a duel to see who's the strongest(she won), grabbed the presents, and ran for our lives away from the Guardian of Walmart! It was a really easy task!" Bunny was about to say something, but Cupula cut him off,"Before you get into another one of your fits, Kangaroo, they-I mean we- battled the Guardian of Walmart and won and got the presents as a prize!" Bunny gave her a look. "FINE. We terrorized the employees and stole the presents and I might have gone a rampage when I found out they didn't sell Tootsie Rolls there..."
"Well, either way, I'm thankful that you got the rest of the presents. Now lets start wrapping!" After an hour of wrapping, North was ready to deliver all the presents. Boarding his sleigh, he thanked the rest of the ones who helped them and flew away. "So...what do we do now?" questioned Cupula. The rest shrugged. Sandy went back inside and went on the couch to take a snooze while Cupula dragged Jack to the couch too; no one wants to ache when they wake up, after all! Tooth went to do her job and Bunny went to his Warren to continue to paint his eggs. The hybrid looked at the people on the couch and pondered what to do. Then, a lightbulb appeared above her head. She transported her camera into her hand. The girl giggled silently as she repositioned the sleeping figures on the couch; Sandy and Jack leaning on Pitch. Snapping a photo, she smirked devilishly.
Oh, the Blackmail opportunities.
~LINE BREAK~
North and Tooth came back at the same time. They both saw the sleeping beings and smiled a bit. It was cute...in a way. Very strange way. They saw all of their teammates on the couch and floor, snoring. Sandy, Pitch, and Jack on the couch and Bunny and Cupula on the floor. Both of them tiptoed around as not to wake them. Then, they stood in shock. The shadow had returned and put the rest of the Guardians to sleep...
"I hope you love revisiting your nightmares..."
~END OF CHAPTER 9~
ps- I don't own Walmart and Tootsie Rolls!