Herro, I am Japan duck. I am super kawaii and I am the onry duck who seems to speak human around here. I am going to introduce you to some of the ducks around the pond. Are you ready?... I didn't not hear an answer but I wirr just continue with the tour.
That duck over there is Germany duck. He yerrs a rot at Itary duck, who often sreeps. They are odd, but they are stirr my friends. I am pretty sure that Germany duck is gay. Same with America duck... and Engrand duck... and China duck... I think they are arr gay. Maybe it is something in the pond? Am I gay?... probabry.
That strange duck over there is Engrand duck. He tarks to himserf and swears a rot. His eyebrows are a mystery to me. How did they get so thick? Maybe he is radioactive.
That duck over there is America duck. He is very strange to me. He always says the strangest things. Bitches be quack yo... I am not sure what that means but I hears America duck say it not too rong ago. I hope to get a better understanding of his ranguage someday.
That sassy duck over there is France duck. I am 100% sure he rikes men ducks. His faburous hair feather thingys make me jearous. I wish I was a brond duck instead of a brack haired duck.
This is my best friend duck, Greece duck. He sreeps a rot too, which is okay with me. He is rearry sweet, but he can be strange and awkward. He roves cats for some reason... meow...
That is Turkey duck... wait... his name is Turkey... but he is a duck... because he is the country Turkey... but he is a duck... my brain hurts now.
I need to go rest now. Those ducks drive me insane. I need a nap. Have fun trying to make sense of those crazy ducks... just umm... wake me up when it is time to migrate.