Wedded Bliss 10
I do not own Ranma ½, Sailor Moon. or Destroy all Humans.
This fanfiction is written for fun.
Ranma looked down at the costume and sighed. He was wearing a Zorro outfit only with pirate style boots and ha had a katana not a foil for his weapon. His mother had come up with the idea and some of the Senshi; mainly Setsuna and Makoto had agreed; that if he wanted to fight youma he should wear a disguise.
He had grudgingly agreed but said no to the tuxedo idea. He didn't want to be associated to the penguin-suited idiot in any way shape or form. So his mother had come up with this idea. Setsuna modified it somewhat adding the different styled boots, a modified katana with lessons from Nodoka later and here he was…
The Pirate Prince, helper to Sailor Jupiter. His powers were easy enough: some simple ninja style smoke bombs from his grandfather and a few ropes…added to that the Umi-sen-ken and he could appear and disappear at will. He would rush in, do the deed, and leave without saying on word, save for a merry laugh. It would add to the mystery of him and since it was a costume and he wore a facemask, visual ID would be that much harder since he didn't have the disguise magic the Senshi could rely on.
He checked his gear again when he heard a scream. He quickly started roof hoping into that direction.
Tuxedo Mask readied himself to throw his rose and give his pep talk to the Senshi. Ranma had no idea how hard this really was and he really had no business telling him how to help the Sailor Scouts. He spotted his opportunity when, from out of nowhere, a katana flashed out and neatly speared one of the youma the girls were fighting.
Masks' mouth fell open as the youma collapsed then disintegrated as a loud merry laugh was heard. A billow of smoke and a guy in a Zorro outfit stepped out of the smoke and picked up the katana. He gave the Sailor Scouts a bright smile and drew the blade up into a salute position before turning and attacking the remaining youma.
The poor beast didn't stand a chance as the dashing figure literally ripped it to shreds with the obviously enchanted weapon. The scouts and Mask, save for a certain Senshi of Time and a pink haired Senshi from the future, merely stood there in awe at what had happened. When the last beast was down the figure turned to face the Senshi, took his hat off, to reveal the mask that covered his head, and gave them a sweeping bow. He stood up and walked over to Sailor Jupiter. He took her hand in his and kissed it, making the girl squeal. He stepped back and bowed once more before smoke billowed and he disappeared.
Mask growled and looked around for him when a voice from behind him spoke up. "I told you to go help them; guess ya can't listen. Oh well, no skin off my nose, Tux boy."
Mask was ready to spin to face the voice—which he recognized—before he was literally kicked in the ass hard enough to launch him from his perch and face first into the pavement.
Ranma tried avoiding the glares of hate the Senshi threw at him the next day at school. Usagi walked up to him and spoke in a low even voice.
"Why did you do that last night?"
Ranma looked at her, then around, before speaking. "Is this area secure?"
"What?" she asked puzzled.
"Is the area secure?" he asked again "Or would you prefer to have the student body learn about the things we, as a group, do in our off time?"
"That is beside the point Ranma, you had no right to—"
"Keep it down, princess," Ranma said in a low voice. "Look, Tux boy is holding back, I can sense he is at least as strong as Mars. Now then, if by hiding and holding back Makoto gets hurt…I promise you the only way you will be able to have a child by him will be artificial insemination."
Usagi stared at Ranma. "What?"
"You heard me. Tell him the B.S. stops or I will stop it. I am not fooling around. He had better start pulling his weight or else."
Setsuna smirked from where she sat in her office. The method of delivery may have been lacking but…she knew that Ranma had made his message known.
Kasumi went to the front door off the Tendo dojo. A polite knocking had come from it and she went to see whom it was. She opened the door and looked outside. She saw an old style Fedora and looked down in puzzlement. There stood a 4-foot tall man wearing a grey business suit. He was bald and had large eyes. He smiled up at her and waved in a friendly manner before speaking.
"Hi neighbor. My name is Crypto and I just finished moving in next door and thought to introduce myself to you and get a feel for the neighborhood."
"Oh my, please come in. You must be the brother of the young man I have heard of from America. One custom we have is to remove our shoes indoors. So please have a seat at the table and I will go fetch you some tea."
"Tatewaki Kuno, this court herby finds you legally insane and sentences you to spend time in an institution till such time as you are declared legally sane. Also as a personal note your lawyer should have muzzled you earlier."
Tatewaki fumed then screamed. "If I am insane then my sister is as well. Where will she be committed?"
"Nowhere," the judge said, looking through some notes. "Of her own free will she has sought out medical help and is being counseled she also has made reparations to the parties she has offended. Thus there is nothing to do with her."
Kuno screamed out loud as the uniformed officers took him away. His own lawyer just shook his head.
Genma Saotome awoke slowly and let out a growl. He was in panda form and…yep back in the zoo. He got up and stretched, scratching his side when he spotted a new panda in the enclosure with him. He looked at him…. he does look familiar …when said panda woke up.
He was tall and thin and had a mustache? Said panda looked around sleepily, then his eyes grew large and he searched around desperately before water shot from his eyes like geysers. He held a sign up Woe is me; I am cursed like my friend Genma. I have to escape!
Genma stared then taped the other panda on the shoulder. Soun?
Said panda looked at him and a fresh river of tears started. Genma? What is going on? Where are we and why am I a panda?
I have no idea but we must escape and…look!
Both pandas turned to see Nabiki talking to the zoo owner. She ignored them as she spoke to the man. "So you see both are well trained circus pandas that could escape from here but a bonus is they play Go and Shogi."
"No trouble at all, Miss Tendo. They will not be able to escape from her and the trackers we implanted while they slept will allow us to find them anywhere."
The teen nodded and smiled as the man bowed and walked away. She turned her attention to the two-pandafied men. Then spoke to them after she made sure they were alone. "Daddy, Mr. Saotome, you really should thank me for this. After Kasumi discovered that little secret of yours inside the game table…. let's just say grandfather Happosai was royally pissed off. Especially given it was his money you stole and Auntie was also ready to have your heads for the stunt Genma pulled selling Mako-chan's apartment. Thankfully grandpa was happy to receive the money back and even gave some of it to Kasumi, Akane and myself as a gift. Auntie…well let's just say she was willing to accelerate our plans for dealing with you two."
What do you mean, Nabiki?
Yes daughter, what do you mean?
"Simple really, with help from Cologne and Herb we have turned you both into pandas. The curse is fully locked and I know you cannot escape from here. Nor would you want too, since the Police are very anxious to get their hands on you both given all of the crimes you have committed. As far as Akane knows you both are on an extended training trip and won't be back anytime soon. Though I think the police believe otherwise but have been quiet about it."
What? Release us now girl we are your elders and demand it!
"Sorry Daddy, but you should have thought of that before pulling all of this bullshit off. So enjoy the breeding program and your retirement. Since you are gone Kasumi is head of the clan and a few changes have been made….ah yes, here is our parting gift to you."
They watched as a large Shogi/go table was lowered into the enclosure. Both noted that they could easily play it in their larger forms. Then they noted that Nabiki was walking away, having said her peace. Soun looked at Genma. So what shall we do now, Old friend?
Genma sighed and headed for the board. Simple, we play a few games and plan our escape.
The other panda nodded and joined him. Soon both were finding how hard it was to cheat in their panda forms even though Genma had had some time as a panda so he had a slight advantage. Nabiki smiled as she walked away knowing they wouldn't be leaving their anytime soon.
Akane Hibiki carried her husband into the Tendo dojo with a sigh. The ladle lady had gotten both of them on the way home. It was just so irritating, almost as bad as the whispers behind her back at certain things that had been happening, the disappearance of Genma and Soun, her own marriage, among other things.
She entered the dojo, calling out "I'm home" when she heard Kasumi say she was in the kitchen and they had a visitor. Walking into the dining room, she stopped cold. There, sitting at the table, was that damn alien. Ryoga's eyes became even more bugged out as her breath started to come faster. It looked up at her and gave her a warm friendly smile.
"Hi neighbor. How are things going?"
Shampoo was grumbling under her breath. She had to serve tea to her …queen. How degrading. Here she was; the next best warrior in her generation, relegated to serving tea to a foreign bitch that had stolen her husband. How humiliating and what was worse was that her own great grandmother was happily entertaining the foreign bitch…
The fact that the Guardian of Time had accompanied here didn't lessen the humiliation nor did the fact that Minako was here as well. Ranma and Mousse were downstairs in the restaurant talking about something but…. Cologne had forbid her, on penalty of being sent home in a cat carrier, from greeting her husband as custom demanded.
"Well Saotome…I can't say that this is your fault…I don't have the energy to argue with you," the part time duck said. His head and upper body lay on the table as they talked. "That girl must be part demon…she can go at it for hours and hours…. at this rate…she'll either kill me or get pregnant by the end of the year."
Ranma winced at that thought. Though he had yet to experience sex with Makoto, he did wonder what it would be like. He kept quiet as Mousse spoke up. Also, there was the possibility of children though, he had no idea how to be a good father…his own had been sorely lacking in that area and he didn't wish to repeat histories mistakes.
"Guess you heard about Akane and Ryoga."
"No," Ranma said looking at Mousse.
"Apparently Akane was caught with him in the furo and he was a guy at the time," Mousse let out a tired chuckle as he looked up at his rival. "There was a big stink about it, and then Soun had him marry Akane. Ryoga's family showed up…apparently if they travel in a large enough groups they do not get lost as easily. Though I hear there is a cure for the directional curse now…some bald American discovered it or something…. that's what Kasumi claims… Anyway, they stayed for a while…. then moved on to the Hibiki house, though Ryoga is staying at the dojo. "
"Soun and Genma are missing, training trip Nabiki claims, though that doesn't explain why Cologne was cackling like a hyena the day after they vanished…"
Ranma had tuned Mousse out at that point trying to reconcile his feelings with Akane. However, he was glad she was with Ryoga…they deserved each other. He was about to speak when he heard a loud screaming coming from outside.
He looked and saw Akane, clutching Ryoga in P-chan form, running down the street.
"Get AWAY from me, you damn alien PERVERT! I will not let you use that damn ray to knock me up!"
He watched entranced as she sped past…with nothing following her. Ranma looked at Mousse puzzled when he spoke up.
"Don't ask me. I have no idea what that nut is talking about, no aliens here save for that Cryptosporidium guy. He moved here from some place in New Mexico is all I know. Only thing Alien about him is he is American."
Makoto smiled at Cologne and then spoke. "Elder I wish to thank you for the honor, but I must insist on staying in Japan. I mean no disrespect, but I feel that if I do return to China with you, I would be dragged into the politics of the Amazon council, as they would use the fact I am back to boost the power of the parties they represent. I will not have that; I must remain separate from that and my services are needed here."
Cologne nodded at what Makoto was saying. "So child, I take it you had help with this decision?"
Makoto blushed at that because she did have help. The blush made Cologne laugh even louder as she patted her on the hand. "I like you child, honest and forthright. All we ask is that you aide us when we need it and if some major decision must be made, we will leave that to you, and you will have to let us know when you are with child yourself."
Cologne couldn't help but laugh again as the blush returned with more force this time.
"So, what is Ranma like in bed, or are you having success undoing what the fiancée brigade did to him during his stay here?"
Oh yes, Makoto may be their queen, but that didn't mean that Cologne couldn't have fun with the poor girl. Ah, to be that young and in love again.
The police chief nodded as the sergeant made his report. "So, as far as we know, both suspects have fled the country to escape prosecution. Or given how the Saotome clan is, they…removed them to prevent further embarrassment to the family."
The chief nodded. "Very well then. We won't be looking too hard into their dissapearance, unless their bodies show up. I figured Nodoka would do this with help from Soun's daughters…they do have a sense of old family honor so their actions are to be expected. Carry on."
Makoto was waiting at her home nervously. Nodoka had left earlier, after helping with the final stage of their plan. Months of work were going to cumulate in tonight and she was scared. She had started slowly, bathing and soaking with Ranma so he did get used to her being near him unclothed. Then there was the camping trip and the fact they had snuck a way a time or two to skinny dip, to her that was a major accomplishment. She just hoped things would work out tonight.
Ranma walked into his home and read a note on the table. Nodoka was going to be with her family for the weekend, visiting with them; and he and Makoto were to behave. He chuckled at the writing when he heard a voice from the kitchen.
"Ranma-chan, I have a treat for you dear."
He looked up and saw Makoto standing there. She was wearing a thick white bikini she slowly took one finger and used it to cut through through a strap of said bikini, over one breast and …licked the stuff off her finger…Ranma noted the cup didn't fall down and that the strap was still in place even though it did look cut, though bare skin was in the location…where the part of the strap she had cut had been and it was looking less and less like cloth now that he noticed … A trail of blood began to slowly make its way down his nose as he looked at her. She nervously and shyly walked over too him. "I think it's time you tried a special desert. Auntie helped me make for you tonight."
Mariko and her husband looked at Nodoka with concern. The woman had stars in her eyes and was giggling. Tenma, throwing caution to the wind, spoke.
"No-chan what is going on?"
Unable to contain herself anymore Nodoka got up, produced fans and began to dance around the room. "WAHHH, MY son is being manly with his wife!"
The elder Saotomes sweatdroped and looked at each other. "She has to get it from your side of the family. I mean look at your nephew, Noboyuki."
One more chapter to go , the epilogue. I want to thank my proofreader and all of you who have waited patienly. I have tried to put out a quality product and hope you have enjoyed it. Yes my intention from the first chaprter was to keep them from making love till the very end. I hope you have enjoyed it.
Typhonis