WOW. I checked for new reviews this morning, cuz I was bored. Thanks LithiumFlower. I'm happy that you read this story, and I really should finish this story. Cuz, I made a sequel before I even finished... So, I'll try to finish this story TODAY. Impossible you say? Nah, my chapters will be extremely long, and hopefully I can finish it. I really want to get this story over with. So here it is. Oh, I'll skip some parts, cuz I haven't played RE4 in awhile. Okay? Please understand.

Dis- *Wesker busts into the Author's Room* She does not own Resident Evil, and if you think she does, I will track you down, PERSONALY. *Leaves Author's Room.*

0-0 Okay... Thanks... I guess...

XX

Billy shot the Novistador, but it was hard since Hewie was attacking it.

"What the Hell is that thing?" Leon says, while running up to the Novistador, and kicking it.

"Its the cutest thing ever!" Britt says to Leon.

I knew I was weird, but a Novistador? Nah, I shouldn't judge her. I mean, I love Comillos, even though they mauled Leon's face when I was playing RE4. Damn wolves...

Some Sewers, Novistadors, and Swearing Later...

I was breathing hard. Those Novistadors SUCKED. And now, were at the Pendulam Room. I love pendulams. They just tick away... Slowly going down... Time just ticking away... I love blades, pendulams, swords, and other sharp objects. I dunno why, but some are just cool... It wasn't hard to do in the game, but I don't know how to do this... Timing. Its all in the timing...

"How are we gonna make it past this?" Britt asked.

"It won't be hard, but I don't how Hewie is gonna get across..." I say looking at the white dog.

Hewie looks at me, then runs, and jumps, dodging every blade, making it to the end.

"Whoa. That is an awesome dog." Billy says, ready to jump and dodge the blades.

He builds some speed, and jumps platform to platform. He makes it, and gives a thumbs up. Leon nods, and runs dodging, the blades, and makes it to the end of the platform. I give Britt a Ah-What-The-Hell look. I grin, and run, and jump on the first platform, barely dodging the blade.

"Uhh... Can you help me? I'm a little nervous..." Britt says.

I nod, and Britt jumps, and I catch her. She just barely missed the blade too.

"Your doing good girls!" I hear Leon say.

I grab Britt's wrist and we jump through the swinging blades. We make it to the end. I nearly crash into Billy, and Britt almost crashed into Leon.

"Whoa, that was fun!" I say spinning around like an idiot.

"You call almost getting your head sliced off, fun?" Britt asks me.

I stop spinning and I grin.

"Alright guys, lets go up this ladder." Leon says, pointing to the ladder.

We all climb the ladder, and Billy is carrying up Hewie, because hes the strongest out of all us. I don't know how hes climbing with just one hand, but it must be a bitch to do. We make it to the top, and go through a door. I walk slower and quieter, because those Cultists are doing some sort of ritual down below. I can hear them chanting. Hewie is quietly growling.

"Morir es vivir, Morir es vivir..." They chant.

"What are they saying?" I hear Leon whisper.

"To live is to die." Britt says to Leon.

I smell something putrid. I look down and see the Cultists 'praying' around the piece of... Meat? A sword is going through it. I look closer. It has a Los Illumandos insignia at the top of the sword. Hmm...

"See that big Cultist with the ram skull?" I ask both Leon and Billy.

"Yea, what about it?" Billy asks.

"Make sure you kill him. He has a Los Illumandos pendant around his neck. Its worth alot. And please don't ask me how I know. I can see it from here." I say.

"Oh, wait if you get it, can I have it?" I hear Britt whisper.

Hmm. Thats a cool thought. A souviner.

"You want the pendent of a crazed cult trying to take over the world?" Leon whispers to Britt.

"Sure, its shiny." I say grinning.

Leon just sighs, and takes out a Flash Grenade. He unclips it, and throws it down to where the Cultists were standing. The Cultists are screaming, and covering their eyes. Leon unclips an Incerdeny Grenade, throws it down, and the Cultists are burned alive. Leon then runs and jumps on the shandeler, and swings it to the other side. Billy soon does the same. I hesitate. I'm scared of heights, but I jump anyway. I make it to the end. Britt jumps too, and crashes into me.

"Oww..." I say, helping Britt off me.

"Sorry." She says.

I see Hewie on the other side. He jumps down, and not on the shandalier. I'm surprised he made it. We go down the stairs, and see the Merchant. Leon just ignores him, and we go pick up the dead Cultist's treasures. Britt picks up the pendent, and wraps around her neck. I don't go for the Spinals, I go for the sword that is stabbing the meat. I pull it out, and surprisingly, its very light. I swing it around.

"Whoa, careful where you swing that thing." Leon says to me.

I'm happy with my new weapon. Its better than my small dagger I have.

"Hey Britt, take my dagger. I won't need it." I say, walking up to her. I pull it from my pocket, and give it to her.

"You sure?" She asks.

I grin and swing my sword around again.

"You gave me an idea..." Britt says, now grinning.

Treasure Chests, Levers, A Memo, Cultist chasing, Puzzle solving, Later...

We figure out the Six Heads puzzle. I always hated that puzzle, even though it was easy. We walk into the room where we... YES!

"What a pleasent surprise, but I'm afraid its the girls we need, not you Mr. Kennedy." Salazar sneers from the balcony.

"Well if you don't need me, then get off my back, old man!" Leon shouts back.

Salazar did a fake gasp. "Did you say old man Mr. Kennedy? It may come as a surprise, but I'm only twenty years old." Salazar says.

"Your one f**ked up twenty year old!" I hear Billy shout to Salazar.

"You filthy American swine! How dare you!" Salazar says to Billy, now throwing a bitch fit. He jumps up and down in anger. I think its kinda funny, and cute.

"Aww! Come on down here, I'll make you feel better!" I say grinning. I pull out my sword and swing it around.

"I-Is that... How dare you take a sacred item used for rituals! You have no respect for the Los Illumandos! Lord Saddler was right! You are not worthy to be one of us!" Salazar screams, now throwing an even bigger bitch fit.

The doors open, revealing the Cultists with scythes, and other weapons.

"Get rid of them! Except the girls! The other two, can DIE!" He is screaming with absoulate rage. He storms off with his Verdugos, and the Cultists are surrounding us. Hewie growls, and attacks the Cultists.

*Insert Benny Hill music here, and speed up the killing and the chasing*

Were now on the balcony, where we'll soon enter the Collmillo Maze. Great...

"I think you pissed Salazar off pretty good." I hear Britt whisper to me.

I laugh. It was pretty funny though.

"Alright girls, we gotta open this door." Leon says, looking at the Moonstone door.

Leon and Billy are about to walk down into the maze, until 'Saladbar' calls Leon. I quickly grab the radio from Leon's hand.

Lexi: "Yeeeeeeesss? How may I help you todaay?" I say in Alfred Ashford's voice.

Salazar: "You again? Get off this radio! I will not speak with you!"

Lexi: "I'm not Leeeexii. I'm Alfred Ashford from the Ashford familyy!"

Britt comes up next me, and talks with me into the radio.

Britt: "And I'm Alexia Ashford, from the Ashford family as well." She says in Alexia Ashford's voice.

Salazar: "..."

Lexi: "Yeeeesss, this is my beautiful sister, Alexia Ashford from the Ashford familyyy. Nyehehehehe!" I say, laughing my Alfred's voice.

Britt: "Oh yes dear brother! Now, I'm going off to be in a tube for fifteen years."

Lexi: "Noooooo! Alexia! Not again!" I say, laughing a little.

"Alright, you two have had your fun, now I'm talking to him." Leon says, taking the radio from me.

Leon: "What do you want?"

Salazar: "Well... Do you like my garden?"

Lexi: "I loooovve it!" I say still pretending to be Alfred.

Leon glares at me.

Leon: "I see you've worked in a little of your twisted taste here, too."

Salazar: "Sagacious as I am, even I get lost here sometimes. Do you know that no one dies without a cause? You will satisfy the stomachs of my cute pets. Even if it takes your whole life, you'll never get out." *Hangs up*

Billy and Leon just stare at me and Britt.

"You two stay here, we'll take care of the Colmillos." Leon says, walking down the steps.

Billy just shrugs, and Hewie follows them down into the maze.

"Dude, your an awesome Alfred impersonator! You sounded just like him!" She compliments me.

"Your not so bad with Alexia either." I say, complementing her back.

"Y'now, I was wondering something." Britt says, now whispering.

I raise an eyebrow.

"Well... Y'now how Wesker is watching Ada from his satalitte... What if he was watching us." She says, speaking barely over a whisper.

My eyes widen.

I take in a deep breath and... Scream: "-" I scream, not finishing the rest of the word.

"Whoa, whoa, calm down." She whispers.

I begin to run around in circles. Britt slaps me in the face.

"Thanks, I needed that..." I say rubbing my face.

XX

Whoa! Long chapter! I tried to make this REALLY LONG. And yes, I'm an extremely good Alfred impersonator. I did a voice comparison. So yea, suck it bitches! RANDOMNESS. :P