A/N: Adult Descendants! Have a little parenthood... well parent hood to be.
"What kind of stories are we going to tell our children to make sure they behave?" Ben kissed his wife's forehead as he strolled back into their Royal apartments.
"What do you mean?" Mal had one hand on her stomach and the other on the arm of the chair she was sat in, as she attempted to pull herself upright.
"Well when I was growing up, the stories that used to scare us into behaving was… Ursula coming out of the bath tub to eat us if we didn't scrub behind our ears, the White Witch was going to come out of the wardrobe if we didn't tidy our bedrooms and well… your mother would snatch us if we wet the bed." Ben shrugged at his astounded Queen who was open mouthed at the revelation.
"What…" She murmured, eyes wide.
"Well, being the kindly Prince that I was, I then felt sorry for the kids of the Lost Isle having those nightmares live with them…" He set about lifting the silver covers off the food he'd brought up with him.
"No, hold up!" Mal stared at him, her irritation almost palpable as she crossed her arms over her distended stomach. "You think my mother would attack kids that wet the bed! Oh hellfire, how twisted!" She reached down absently for the spring rolls and munched her way through two of the miniatures before she turned back to her husband. "Honestly, she's stolen candy from a baby, but mom, the mistress of evil had no care for kids wetting the bed!" She scoffed and reached for the entire platter of spring rolls.
Once again Chinese takeaway to satiate the cravings of his glowing wife, Ben was starting to get a little sick of it but for her he'd cope. Plus he'd ordered ham, egg and chips this time.
"Well, just telling you."
"Well think about this." She'd picked up the chicken chow mein now, chopsticks in deft fingers. "This kid is half villain, they're not going to behave! Not if Uncle Jay, Uncle Carlos and Aunt Evie have anything to say about it!" She smiled up at him angelically.
"I wouldn't expect anything less." Ben grinned back at her.