FUCK...I'M CONTINUING TO PLEASE ALL OF YOU, SO IF YOU DON'T REVIEW OR AT LEAST FORGIVE ME OR SOMETHING, I WON'T CONTINUE IT ANYMORE AND I'LL KILL MYSELF. I HAVE IT ALL PLANNED OUT. I'LL COMMIT SEPPUKU!!

Also, if you think it seems kinda OOC...THEN IT'S PART OF THE JOKE. O__O


Chibi-Soifon attempts to hold up an important sign, but she can't reach the camera, so Omaeda holds her up.

"PLEASE IGNORE EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED IN CHAPTER 5 AS OF NOW"

Everyone in the crowd went 'aww' at how cute little Soifon-chan was...until she spat acid venom in one poor guy's eyes.

Then, Omaeda tossed her over his shoulder and walked off to get some fried rice crackers...


In Soul Society area F-U...

"...What does this thing do??" Chibi-Hitsugaya asked, holding up long plastic condom he had found in the trash.

Peering at it for a moment, Chibi-Rangiku replied, "...I think it's a hat. Try it on!"

Chibi-Hitsugaya did so, and he started rolling around on the floor in pain, gasping for breath.

Watching from behind the corner, Kenpachi grunted, "That's weird...I thought they didn't really lose their intelligence when they became chibified..."

Unohana sighed. "They didn't..."

"OH. But I thought Hitsugaya was smart-"

"LET'S JUST FOCUS ON CATCHING THEM, OKAY?!"

Kenpachi pulled out a pokeball from his pocket. "Waaay ahead of ya..."

"OH MY GOD, HE'S TURNING BLUE!!" Chibi-Hinamori squeaked as she tried to pull the condom off poor Chibi-Hitsugaya's head.

"WA HA HA HAAH! SO BE IT! I'M THE PRINCE OF WHALES!!" Rangiku chuckled, already completely drunk after a single swig of her chibi-sake bottle.