Mina: OKAY. KNOW WHAT? -crawls under bed-
Chii: -follows- What?
Mina: Look! -opens a secret door under bed-
Both: -crawl in, and it's a huge lair-
Mina: See?
Chii: Yep.
Both: We don't own anything that we don't own, duh.
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The cafe was a cutesy looking place, In the shape of a rabbit. It was candy themed, so it looked like a gingerbread rabbit. Plastic lollipops decorate the pathway into the cafe. Plastic pockey poles stick out of the grass. It's a really pretty building if you love candy. The candy decorations are glittery, and almost look sweet enough to eat.
"Wow!" Gasped Tomo, "Did I just step into some dumbass story book?!"
The girls entered the cafe, and spotted a table for four by the window. They didn't sit down. They examined their surroundings first. The inside of the store was as sugary, and the floor looked and felt of real snow, but it wasn't cold, or wet. The girls wondered for a brief moment what it was. There were cute sprinkles sprinkling the snow-looking substance, so they guessed the floor was supposed to be icing. There were candy lolipops sticking out of the walls, huge and gigantic, plastic of course, but looked so real, the girls fantasized themselves licking it. (NOT IN A SEXUAL WAY LOL. Well maybe Tomo..) There were huge gumdrop thingies in the corners, in rainbow colours which were comfy seats, and hersey kisses on the middle of the tables, instead of the old classic -flowers-in-a-vase shit. The little message on the Hersey Kisses, the little white strip of paper that connects to it, said 'Happy Eats!' In big, 'kawaii', bubbly, rainbow letters. It made some of the girls squeal with adorableness. The place was just so sugary, the girl's sweettooths were activating already, and they haven't even sat down yet! Finally, they took a seat, starving.
Female Student A, dressed up as a cutesy waitress. -Is lazy to describe outfit, use your imagination- (Rachel Handlebarz, look her up) came over to give them menus. "I will be back to take your orders in approximately ten minutes..." She stopped to politely bow. "Be patient if I am late." She smiled and dropped four menus on the table, smiled again, and walked off.
The girls nodded, Such polite service.
Female Student A came back, approximately ten minutes as promised, and took their orders. In another ten minutes, she arrived with everybody's cakes.
Vanilla-Vanilla cake with orange and blue sprinkes and a cherry on top, even though she wasn't going to eat the cherry, for Mina
Oreo Cheese cake for Chii,
(FRUCK I'M SO HUNGRY NOW LOL)
BANANA SHORTCAKE FOR TOMO LOLLLLLLLL
And halfway everything on the menu for Yomi.
They had no idea how the hell they were going to pay for Yomi's side of the food, so Yomi's bill is comming in seperately. She's going to have to pay for it.
Teas of any flavours the girls wanted came for free, since four people from their table bought a meal.
They were happily eating their freaklishly perfectly delicious deserts. All 'cept Mina, who unfortunately had to go run to the little ladies' room. Then, the happy eating and delight came to a halt.
The three remaining girls at the table dropped their forks. WHICH IS NEW TO YOMI LOL.
Their expressions were zombie-like, and dead, and they carelessly began to wobble forward. In the direction of the ladie's room.
Mina was too busy in love with the pretty bathroom! It had white stalls, yellow painted walls, and yellow and white patterned floor tiles and tiles going halfway up the wall. No other way to describe it LOL. The sinks were cupcakes! How cute was THAT?! The soap smelled so enchanting, if Mina was a lunatic, she'd stay in there and get addicted off the soap. But she's not. She dried her hands on the pretty, cupcake patterned paper towels, and tossed it in the strawberry garbage, and exited the bathroom. And stood face to face with her distressed friends.
"What's the matter? Too much food?" Joked Mina.
Chii punched Mina in the face. Hard. Mina held her bruised cheek. Just what the hell is happening here? (DUNDUNDUN OO)
Before Mina could ask, or yell out in pain or anything, Mina saw a plate comming closer to her face, until well, it hit her. Tomo hit Mina with a plastic kitten-shaped plate, over and over. And when Mina dropped to her knees, Yomi began kicking her. (Aw this shit is MEAN LOL)
The girls backed up, allowed Mina some space. Mina winced as she got up.
"WHY?! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?! WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU?! WHAT DID I--"
Mina looked at the nice polite waitress from before, grow all gray and scaley. She had huge completely blank beady eyes, and smelled of death, rot and decay. And all the other waitresses transformed into blood-lusting zombie creatures as well. And the cutesey, cutesey cafe thingy, started leaking blood from the walls.
Mina screamed her lungs out. As loud as she could and shook violently at the sight of blood oozing everywhere. She was closed to vomited. LOLEW
Just before they were all going to attack Mina, crowding around her while she screamed in terror, they suddentally stopped, and moved to the side, making out a pathway from the door.
The Mini Moni walked in, and they advanced towards Mina. "Your friends and slobs. What brings you here, to Mini Moni cafe?" Said Yaguchi. They advanced until they were dead in front of Mina. That's when Mina replied, "I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS YOUR CAFE! IF I DID, I NEVER WOULD HAVE BROUGHT THEM HERE!" Mina turned away from the Mini Moni, and then turned to the zombie creature who used to be Female Student A.
"SHE'S WORKING FOR MINI MONI?!"
"No.. Well sorta. Not Mini Moni, Jumbobo Moni." Replied Kago.
"We decorated this place nice and pretty, and put up Hiring signs. Pretty soon a bunch of desperate for job teenagers flocked to this place. We hired them. And when we hire them, we give them hiring gift. The gift slowly took their soul, giving them to us to keep. They're our puppets. And from eating Mika's cakes, these stupid, greedy bastards' souls are ours now. Think of them as.. tall Mini Moni's." Explained Chiyo. "It was my idea anyway, before you start suggesting I got a little stupid while.. well.. AHAHAHHA!"
"You.. You.." Stuttered Mina, "YOU JERKS! BRING THEM BACK! THEY'LL NEVER JOIN YOUR FREAKLISHLY TALL VERISON OF MINI MONI! NEVER! W... WE'RE ALL FRIENDS, THEY'D NEVER HURT ME!"
Yaguchi smirked, "Eh? Whatever. I know Ayumi Hamasaki is with you. My cousin is so rebellious." She put her hands on her hips and tilted her head to the side, signalling Tsuji to come out.
Tsuji dragged out Ayumi Hamasaki, who had tape over her mouth (ZOMG HAMASAKI!)
and was all tied up.
"T-..That's your own cousin. Your family.." Squaked Mina. This can't be happening, this is deffinately the end!
"I also got your stupid driver. But she can't hear anyone. Ate too much of Mika's cakes."
Mika dragged Yukari out, who was also tied up, with her mouth gagged. She was giggling though, you could hear it through the thick ducktape, and had a drugged expression on her face.
"She's seeing colours." Laughed Chiyo. She kicked Yukari in the stomach.
"That's for truamatizing me with your driving, you stupid wretch."
The blood leaking out of the walls, was on the floor, and was already covering everyone's ankles, maybe even inching higher. They have just noticed.
Mina was going to faint. "I-s.. Is this.. REAL.. blood?"
Yaguchi looked stumpped. "..Good question. Who knows."
Several of the Mini Moni members, including the zombies whispered a 'Ew' and winced a bit.
Yaguchi rolled her eyes, "Whatever. Join us, Mina."
"NO!" Mina screamed in response. "I WON'T JOIN YOU. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO TO ME. MY FRIENDS WOULD BE DISAPOINTED IF I EVER LET MYSELF JOIN THE LIKES OF YOU! LEAVE THEM OUT OF THIS! I'D RATHER BE HELD PRISONER THAN JOIN YOU!"
Yaguchi threw her head back and laughed, "Then so be it." "No... I DIDN'T MEAN LITERALLY!"
As if on que, the zombies all leaped at Mina, and the screams of Mina were heard until it all went black.
Meanwhile, Kagura was walking outside of the cafe, with a bucket of rocks, humming sliently. She was having a goodtime collecting rocks, but it would have been even better if some one came along with her. Next time, if Osaka was busy, she could ask Tomo to get rocks with her. Suddenly, she heard a scream that sounded all too familiar.
...Way.. Too.. Familiar.
"MINA!"
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Mina: ...Crud, what's going to happen to me?
Chii: I guess we find out soon enough.
Mina: Wahhh! TT;