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Chapter 10: Christmas
It was late Christmas Eve, and Goku, Luffy, Zoro, Naruto, Sasuke, Natsu, and Toriko were at Vegeta's house, having a sleepover.
"Get...out...of...my...HOUSE!" Vegeta yelled, infuriated when he saw 7 boys in his room, on his bed. He was only in a towel, due to just taking a shower.
"But Vegeeta, your mom said that we could spend the night!" Goku pleaded.
"Grr...MOM!" Vegeta shouted downstairs in anger.
"Don't worry Vegeta, we won't touch anythi- Ooh what's this?" Goku said as he grabbed Vegeta's toy.
"Hey!" Vegeta yelled as he snatched his toy back, "That's mine!"
"This looks awesome!" Naruto exclaimed as he grabbed Vegeta's 3ds XL from his dresser.
"Stop touching my stuff!" Vegeta growled as he snatched his 3ds back.
"Is this a PS4?!" Natsu exclaimed as he was about touch it.
"NOOO!" Vegeta yelled as he tackled Natsu, barely preventing a huge fire.
"OOOH! Look at Lover Boy!" Luffy teased, stretching his arms across to the room to grab Vegeta's picture of him and Bulma in Kindergarten.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" All the boys laughed.
Vegeta growled as he snatched his picture from Luffy, "Why are you laughing, most of you got girlfriends!"
"...I dunno," Goku smiled.
"Grr...you know what? Get out!" Vegeta growled.
"Aw, come on Vegeta...-"
Vegeta cut him off, "No, no, no! All of you have caused enough troub-"
Just then there was a crash on Vegeta's ceiling.
"What now?!" Vegeta yelled.
"Goku, Vegeta, I need your help!" Santa cried as he hopped in the hole in the ceiling, crashing down in front of the boys.
"...SANTA!" Everyone cried.
"Yes, yes, I'm Santa," Santa said.
"Did you get my presents?!" Luffy asked.
"No! This is what's I'm trying to say! Someone stole my presents!" Santa explained.
"What?!" Goku exclaimed.
"Umm...let's take this outside," Natsu suggested.
- Outside of Vegeta's House -
"So who stole the presents?" Goku asked.
"It was a dastardly man! And his name is Smoker!" Santa said.
"The pedophile?!-food food food-?!" Toriko asked.
"Yes, the pedophile!" Santa said, angrily.
"Don't worry! We'll kick his a**..." Luffy assured.
"Uhh...I can't come," Zoro said.
"What?! Why?!" Vegeta asked.
"..."
"It's because of your woman is it? Man up and face her!" Vegeta yelled.
"She's not my woman!" Zoro yelled, flushing.
"Then why are you blushing?" Sasuke asked.
"Shut up! And you choose NOW to talk?!" Zoro growled.
"..." Sasuke shrugged.
"*sigh* You know what? Let's make a bet..." Luffy smiled, "Whoever's team loses the Super Bowl XLIX has to...umm...walk all day with only their underwear the first day we get back to school!"
"Okay...I'm going for the Patriots!" Vegeta announced.
"I'm going for the Seahawks!" Goku said.
"Seahawks suck! They have a horrible name and their colors are ugly!" Naruto frowned.
"Then how'd they win the Super Bowl last year?!" Sasuke asked.
"...They still suck!" Naruto stuck his tongue out.
"I think the Patriots will win," Zoro said.
"Why'd they cheat with the balls then?! Cheaters never win!" Luffy stated.
"You're STILL going on with that?! That was just to create drama!" Zoro huffed.
"Well, I'm with Zoro!" Natsu said.
"Then, I'm with Luffy!-food food food-" Toriko finished.
"Ok! Me, Sasuke, Luffy, and Toriko vs. Vegeta, Naruto, Zoro, and Natsu!" Goku summarized.
"Who do you think will win?! Review to vote!" Vegeta told the readers.
"...What are you looking at?" Luffy asked.
"LUFFY!" a voice yelled.
Luffy turned around, and he began to smile widely.
"What's up?" Naruto asked.
"USOPP!" Luffy wailed while stretching his arms to give him a hug.
They both collided and started talking at once.
"...Who's Squidward?" Goku asked.
"*chuckle*Kakarot, that is the first time you made me laugh," Vegeta chuckled.
Usopp stood up and proudly said, "I am Captain Usopp, leader of a thousand men!"
Everyone sweatdropped as his legs were shaking.
"..." Vegeta charged up a ki ball and Usopp yelped while hiding behind Luffy, screaming, "Ok! Ok! I'm a liar!"
"Anymore people?" Goku asked.
"Luffy!" More voices yelled.
"Nami! Chopper! Robin!" Luffy laughed as they caught up with him.
"Oh God, more women..." Vegeta moaned.
Next thing he knew, he was slapped by Nami...but strangely it didn't affect him.
Nami's eyes widened, "What's up with this guy?!"
"I'm a Saiyan! No slap affects me!" Vegeta stated, proudly.
SLAP!
Vegeta was on the floor, clutching his cheek as Bulma stood over him, "It doesn't really affect him unless I do it,"
"...How did you even get here?!" Vegeta yelled.
"Tell me, do your slaps cause death?" Robin asked.
"...No..." Bulma said awkwardly.
"..."
"Luffy...your friend creeps me out," Naruto shivered.
"W-Who are these people?!" Chopper asked, hiding behind Robin.
"Don't worry! They're friends!" Luffy smiled.
Chopper hesitantly removed himself from Robin, and said shyly, "Hello, I'm Tony Tony Chopper.."
Natsu yanked his from the ground and started cuddling him, "AWW! YOU REMIND ME OF HAPPY! YOU'RE SO CUTE!"
"AAAAHHH! HE'S BURNING ME!" Chopper cried.
Robin took Chopper away as Santa said, "Well, not to interrupt, but we gotta go!"
"Well, who's going on this dangerous, life killing adventure?!" Luffy asked.
Goku, Zoro, Natsu, Naruto, Toriko, Sasuke, and Vegeta raised their hands.
"I'll stay here with Chopper," Robin said.
"Me too, plus also, I can get some tips on making money, she's RICH!" Nami said, her eyes turning into Beli while looking at Bulma.
"What about Usopp?" Luffy asked.
Everyone looked around to see him gone.
"He's right there!" Vegeta pointed, where Usopp was running away.
"Hey! Usopp!" Luffy yelled.
"I'll be back!" Usopp yelled as he disappeared.
"...Let's go," Naruto said as he yawned, bored from the non action.
As everyone started to leave, Vegeta turned back to Bulma, "Don't let ANYONE go to my room!"
"Don't worry!" Bulma smiled as he turned and left.
"..."
"Let's go to Vegeta's room!" Bulma said happily.
Meanwhile, Santa located the presents with his tracking device, and they were now flying towards the source (Well, Luffy was hanging on to Goku, Zoro was hanging on to Vegeta's legs, and Toriko, Sasuke, Naruto, and Natsu were running down below.
"Wait a second...we could've used the Dragon Balls to wish the presents back!" Vegeta yelled.
"Too late, we're too into the plot!" Goku said.
"It's right here!" Santa smiled as he landed. .
Everyone followed him down, until they were at a run down building.
Naruto, Sasuke, Toriko, and Natsu stopped their running and they all met up.
"Ok, we're going in the building, and if anyone appears, kill them!" Sasuke instructed.
"Woah Woah! Isn't that too harsh?" Naruto asked.
"...No,"
So, the gang went inside the building, and it was pitch black.
"I can't see!" Luffy yelled.
"I can..." Naruto bragged.
"..." Natsu said as he raised his hands, immediately showing light everywhere.
"Good job-..." Goku's eyes widened.
There was probably around 200 Marines and Smoker and Tashigi confronted them. The presents were right behind them, indicating a trap.
"..."
"It's an ambush!"
Piccolo: It's now time for Reviews with DragonBall787 and Vegeta!
Authority VVV chapter 9
Hey am back HAHAHAHA cool story and I am going in to high school next year
Now I am going to kill the great sasugay the great emo-king
(Carry on by avenged sevenfold plays)
Sasuke I will kill you
(Song stops the second coming by CFO$)
"Hn"
You are sooooooooo dead hey broly sasuke said kakarot
"KAKAROT" get him my friend
(3 hrs later )
Sasuke I will finish you off
SEXY JUTSU
(Sasuke gasps from heart failure)
I did it yay
Pancakes pancakes pancakes for every one the fake vegeta is dead
Veggie you get 9000
Me: O_O...uhh...thanks?
Vegeta: Huh?!
PippElulu chapter 9
*claps dramatically* THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL! AMAZING! AND POSSIBLY THE BEST BLOODY CHAMIPIONSHIP EVEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR!
I love the bus explosion moment, probably my fav part of the entire chapter XD It was that epic
Me: Lol
Vegeta: I like explosions...
Blake chapter 9
mwahahahahahahha i ordered dragonball xenoverse for the xbox one and then...I SHALL RULE THE WORLD what do you 3rd grade version of the kids look like anyways do they have bobbleheads?Anyways bye
Me: No, they don't have Chibi heads, like they look...umm...well, you gotta see my cover for the story to see the characters. Just go down and press Desktop/Tablet Mode and you'll see all my covers.
Vegeta: Why doesn't everyone do that?!
TheHeroOfDark71F chapter 9
( This Chapter is awesome. Here's my Rant you want to fix.)
Rant 22: My long list to Vegeta.
Me: Hey Vegeta!
Vegeta: What?
Me: I have a long list of things to make for you!
Vegeta's expression turned into a dirty smile.
Vegeta: Dose it have pancakes?
Me: Yes! Pancakes are included to the list, Along with a pancake cake!
Vegeta: Pancake Cake? THAT'S THE BEST THING SINCE DOUBLE PANCAKE SUNDAE!
Me: Well, What are you waiting for? Let's make it!
(Fix the errors in my rant 22, And Include it into your story because i like it.)
Me:...Sorry, I didn't get it...is "Me:" me or you? And what did you mean by foxing the errors...like what you do for like spelling or something...idk
EmeraldoftheStars chapter 9
Did...Did Toriko just make the winning touchdown? YYYYYYYAAAAAAYYYYYYYY! They won! Also so much bragging,so,so,much. Anyway update soon and can't wait for Freshman Saga!
Me: Lol me too
Vegeta: Me three!
queenvicky99 chapter 9
First thing first HECK YEAH!Second good luck on your test !;3 Lol ,So they won ,Pancakes for all !Also ,Toriko finally had his moment .Even though he's not that scary to me when he does that XD ,It just kinda cracks me up .Krillin ,will you will never ever learn .Zarbon jealous ,HAHAHAHAHA,Lmfao .Also really T they go to the super bowl XD ,Omg lol .Well ,That's all I have to say ,until next chapter ! Chow! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Me: Lol his face is creepy, but not creepy creepy of you know what I mean
Vegeta: No.
Piccolo: And that was Reviews with DragonBall787 and Vegeta!
"Well, well, well, what do we have here?" Smoker asked, "I finally got you now, Straw Hat..."
"Why is he such a pedo!? He wants a NINE year old for 'capture'!" Vegeta looked sickened.
"I'M NOT A PEDO!" Smoker roared.
"...Yes you are," Luffy said.
"Roronoa Zoro!" Tashigi confronted.
Zoro stiffened while people snickered at Zoro's name.
"I'll get my revenge! Especially after you humiliated me last year!" Tashigi yelled.
"You humiliated your woman?! What type of person are you?!" Vegeta yelled.
"..." Everyone stared at Vegeta.
"She's. Not. My. Woman!" Zoro said.
"Then what happened to you and your girlfriend?" Natsu asked.
"*siigh* It happened last year..."
- Flashback -
"This is an amazing carnival!" Luffy smiled as him and his crew were visiting one of the islands.
"I know right?! All those wallets I could steal!" Nami's eyes turned into Beli.
"I can finally get extra ingredients for my dear Nami-swan and Robin-chwan!" Sanji swooned as his eyes turned into hearts and he wiggled and danced around.
"Stupid Love Cook! Quit dancing like a fool!" Zoro yelled as he shoved him out of the way, "I'll be back,"
"Shut up Moss Head!" Sanji yelled at him.
While Zoro was walking, he ran into Tashigi, who was wielding her swords.
"Hey! Aren't you a Straw Hat? I'll have to arrest you!" Tashigi yelled as she drawled out her swords.
"...I'm not fighting you," Zoro stated.
Tashigi looked clearly insulted, "Is it because I'm a girl?! I can do just as much as a boy you jerk!"
(A/N- Doesn't Tashigi's voice in the Funi version sound like Bulma's Kai voice actor...and since Zoro's voice is Vegeta's voice actor (Chris Sabat)...)
"...I'm not fighting you!" Zoro yelled as he began to walk away.
Tashigi growled as she ran in front of Zoro and charged towards him.
Right when she was about to take a hit, Zoro pulled out one of his swords and batted her away (With his blade).
Tashigi landed on the ground and scowled as people started looking and murmuring at her.
"Look! Does that little girl need help?"
"What is she thinking? Girls can't fight!"
"Aww...poor little girl.."
'I'll get my revenge, Roronoa Zoro!' Tashigi tightened her fists and got up, collected her swords, and walked away to look for Smoker.
- End Flashback -
"Wow..you're a horrible boyfriend.." Sasuke said.
"WE'RE NOT DATING!" Zoro and Tashigi screamed.
"...Aww! You're such a cute couple!" Goku awwed.
"... GET STRAW HAT!" Smoker commanded as all the Marines started chasing and shooting at them.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHH!" Goku and Vegeta screamed as they charged at the Marines.
"Let's kick some a**!" Luffy yelled as he started punching Marines with his extended arms.
Natsu's flames grew as he burned and injured Marines heavily.
Naruto walked up to the Marines and instantly used his Sexy Justu.
He transformed into a...beautiful naked woman with a bikini in the most seductive pose, "Hey boys..."
The Marines all passed out with nosebleeds as Sasuke put his hand over his head in shame.
"MY EYES! I'M BLIND!" Vegeta screamed.
"WHY ME?!" Zoro yelled.
"Hey, who's that lady?" Luffy asked.
"Sasuke..." Naruto teased.
"..."
Naruto groaned as his head felt sore as it was halfway through the wall, "Not cool Sasuke..."
Sasuke started destroying mass numbers of Marines with his Amaterasu, while Toriko used his Intimidation.
Zoro and Tashigi clashed swords, and was actually turning out into a serious battle until she tripped over some items and her glasses fell off.
"I can't see..." Tashigi groaned as she searched blindly for her glasses.
Zoro looked at the glasses right in front of her, and picked it up. He stared at it for a few minutes until he picked Tashigi up from the ground and put her glasses on for her.
The first thing that came clear into view was Zoro's face. She jumped a bit, but grew quiet as they just stared at each other for a bit.
Smoker was just about to step out and fight until-
"WAIT!" A voice yelled.
Everyone paused to look at who entered the building.
"Who are you?!" Smoker demanded.
Luffy's eyes shined as he said, "He's...He's-"
Sogeki no Shima de
Umareta Ore wa
Hyappatsu Hyaku Chū
Ru Ru Rara Ru
Nezumi no Medama mo
LOCK ON!
Omae no Haato mo
LOCK ON! Sogeki no Shima kara Kita Otoko
Rururu Ruru Rara
Sore Nigero
Sogege Soge Soge Sogege Soge Soge
Sogekingu!
"S-Sogeking!" Luffy smiled as stars glittered in his eyes.
"Yes, it is I, Sogeking from Sniper Island!" Sogeking announced.
"...That isn't Sogeking!" Vegeta yelled, "He's-"
"AWESOME!" Goku finished, with his eyes glittering.
"I know right?!" Naruto looked in awe.
Vegeta smacked his forehead, "All of you are idiots..."
"Now, time to finish this!" Sogeking announced as he held his Kabuto and launched a slingshot of fire in the ceiling.
The building immediately caught on fire and pieces of wood started burning down.
Everyone screamed and yelled as they ran out of the burning down.
"*pant* Curse Sogeking!" Smoker yelled as he tried to catch his breath.
"Uhh...Smoker?" Tashigi asked.
"What is it?" Smoker asked.
"Uh...The Straw Hat Pirates escaped...with the presents," Tashigi stated.
"..."
"Smo-"
"STRAAAAAW HAAAAAAAAT!"
Everyone quickly ran off from the fire and gotten far enough to officially escape the Marines.
"We got the presents back!" Luffy yelled happily.
"Thanks alot!" Santa smiled as he put the presents in his sled.
"Here, the woman invented this, it will help your bag be more...unnoticeable," Vegeta said as he handed Santa a capsule.
Santa clicked it, and threw it at the bag of presents, encasing it in the capsule.
"Amazing! Thanks Vegeta!" Santa smiled.
"Whatever..." Vegeta shrugged.
"I'm back! What happened?" Usopp asked.
Vegeta fumed as he yelled, "...YOU-"
"-Missed Sogeking! He was awesome, and he set the building on fire!" Goku explained.
"Yeah, he was amazing!" Luffy smiled.
"Wow, seems like an interesting guy.." Usopp said as everyone started walking.
"Ugh..." Vegeta growled.
And so, everyone went back to Vegeta's house for the sleepover, anticipating presents and food in their dreams.
Next Time- January and 5 Month Timeskip
See?! I updated only in 6 days compared to 11 days like last update! But this week has been insane. My brother went to the army (He's not fighting or anything basically training to be behind a computer) and I had the State Constitution (Got a 96%!) and went to Indianapolis to see the play, the Giver (And went to their huge mall!) Anyway I want you to vote who will win in the Super Bowl, cause I'm going for the Patriots (Their outfits aren't ugly, and they have a good name) So, whoever looses will have to wear only their underwear all next chapter!