Me: Hey Barry
Barry: Yes
Me: You're screwed
Barry: What
Me: THIS IS ANOTHER INSALMENT OF DAMN YOU AUTO CORRECT!
Barry: Why me
Me: Because
(text convo between Barry and Wally)
B: Hey if u c bats nd he asks about his utility elf, tell him I had nothing to do with it
W: Elf? WTF? Huh, bats really does have everything
B: I meant elf
B: Elvis
B: Elevator
B: BELT! I MEANT BELT!
W: Wow
(Text convo between Barry and Iris)
I: Has my letter come yet
B: Idk, I havent check the mule yet
I: Since when did we own a mule, lol
B: *mail
I: FAIL!
(Text convo between Barry and Dick)
D: hey uncle from another life, Bruce said you broke ur leg
B: Yeah, I'm fire now
D: Wowzerz, I wish I broke my leg
B: Huh
D: re check
B: *re-reads* epic fail, I meant fine, thtd be so cool if I was fire though
D: Tell that to half the fire base villians in Gotham.
(Text convo between Barry and Bruce)
BR: OH MY GOD! DICK HAD HIS FIRST KISS AT THE DANCE LAST NIGHT! WTF!(1) (2)
BA: They grow up way too fast
BR: Yeah, he's only 13
BA: Well it's normal for kids to have their first jizz at thirteen
BR: O.O
BA:...
BA: OMG, I TOTALLY MEANT JIZZ
BA: JAZZ
BA: KISS, I MEANT KISS!
BR:...stay away from my kid till you get your head on straight
(Text convo between Barry and Hal)
B: hey duck bowling tonight, gonna go?
H: Duck bowling?WTF!
B: I meant drunk smart ass
H: Fail
(Text convo between Barry and Dinah)
D: Don't you agree Bruce can bee a little hard on Dick?
B: Yeah, I'd drink to twat
D: WHAT!
B: AH! I MEANT *THAT
D: Barry, you are a strange, strange man
(text convo between Barry and Artemis)
B: Uk, Wally really likes you
A: He so doesn't
B: He does, he just about top-less over every time you leave the room
A: O.O I'll...keep that it mind?
B: TOTEM POLES!
B: TOPPLES!
A/N: FAIL! Alright, who should get the phone of doom next? I got a lot of other ideas for a lot of fics, I will also take requests. Thanks for reading!
(1)= My bud actually had her first kiss tonight, so congrats to her
(2)= Can anyone tell me which fic that's from? {] virtual cupcakes to whoever guesses right