AN:

This chapter takes place after "Meet the States" meaning that the nations already know about the States. This chapter is focused on Hawaii and Japan. For those who have not read "Meet the States" you might be a bit confused but...let's just say this. Hawaii is a psychopath who used to have it out for Japan (a long, complicated story involving pearl harbor and forgotten ice creams) yet now thinks the two of them are best friends. Japan is terrified of her.

Now...on to the story! Hope you enjoy this :D

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Hawaii decides that she needs a new daddy...of course, her choice (victim) is obvious.

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When Japan thinks back to it, he's sure that moments before the phone rang, he'd felt cold fear gripping at his heart.

In reality he hadn't but...well, it just sounded better that way.

"Hello?" Picking up the phone, Japan held it to his ear.

"...Japan."

This time cold fear really did grip his heart.

"Hawaii-san," he choked, squeezing his eyes shut.

'Why me?' he thought, through a panicked haze.

"Hi Japan!" greeted the demon on the other line. "Guess what? I have something to tell you!"

'Please tell me that you are planning on going back to the depths of hell where you came from...'

Forcing those pleasant thoughts of of his mind, Japan said, "what is it, Hawaii-san?"

There was a momentary pause. "You love me, right?" Hawaii asked, finally.

Japan swallowed heavily. "Yes, Hawaii-san," he responded. "I love you very much."

You could almost hear the smile in the girl's voice as she spoke. "I love you too!"

Japan's eye twitched slightly. 'Why?' he thought. 'Why? Why? WHY?!'

"Oh and also..." Hawaii paused and Japan felt dread forming in his gut as the seconds ticked on.

"...You're my daddy!"

The phone hung up.

There was silence for a few moments as Japan stood still, his eyes wide with horror.

"...WHAT?!"

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Japan managed to force Hawaii's (horrific) words out of his head until the next day, when there was a knock on the door.

"Hel -" His eyes widened when he saw who was standing on the other side. "Hawaii-san."

Hawaii beamed at him. "Hi Daddy!"

"...So nice to see you." Japan forced his expression not to betray his true emotions. He had managed to get the demon on his good side...the last thing he wanted was to go back to the old days. He still had nightmares about that chainsaw...

"I love you, Daddy!" With the same bright expression on her face, Hawaii leaned forward and hugged Japan tightly around the waist.

"I love you too, Hawaii-san," Japan replied.

There was a moment of silence; then the realization of what Hawaii had said hit Japan and his eyes widened.

"Wait, what?!"

Hawaii's smile widened. "I said I love you!"

"No." Japan shook his head, hurriedly. "What did you call me?"

Hawaii thought for a moment. "Oh yeah," she said, at last. "I called you daddy."

'Oh god no,' Japan thought, fear creeping into his gut.

Seeing his reaction, Hawaii pouted slightly. "Aren't you happy?"

Japan swallowed, heavily. "Hawaii-san," he choked. "I am not your father - America-san is."

"Nope." Her eyes narrowing slightly, Hawaii shook her head. "He was my daddy but I decided that I didn't like him anymore, so I replaced him with you!"

"You can't do that!" Japan all but screamed. He forced himself to calm his voice when he saw Hawaii's eyes narrow slightly.

'Think of the chainsaw...'

"You can't just replace your father," he told her.

"I can too!" Hawaii argued. "I have a good reason!"

"Hawaii -"

"He came to visit me today." A dangerous look sparked in the State's eyes. "He told me...he'd gone to see OREGON!"

There was a brief pause.

"Is that a problem?" Japan asked, at last.

"YES!" Hawaii shrieked. "He went to see that BITCH before me!"

"Language, Hawaii-san," Japan reprimanded.

Hawaii's expression darkened. "What was that Daddy?" she hissed.

Japan swallowed. "Nothing."

Hawaii's expression immediately brightened. "So! I don't like Daddy anymore - so you're my new Daddy! This is going to be fun, isn't it?!"

Japan nodded his head, weakly.

"Great!" Hawaii beamed, widely. "I'm going home to get my stuff, okay? And then I'll be right back!"

"...Get your stuff?"

"Yes, silly!" Hawaii let out a string of giggles. "You're so far away, how else will I see you everyday? I'm going to move in!"

Japan felt the colour draining out of his face. He let out a small whimper and collapsed against the wall.

Hawaii giggled again. "I'm glad you're so excited!"

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As soon as Hawaii had left, Japan wasted no time before calling America.

"Who is it?" America asked when he picked up the phone.

"It's Japan, America-san," Japan responded, hurriedly. "I must talk with you about an urgent matter!"

"Japan, dude! Great to hear from you! We should totally -"

Japan cut him off. "Take Hawaii-san out for ice-cream, please!"

"...What?" America sounded confused.

"Take Hawaii-san out for ice-cream," Japan repeated.

"...That's so sweet!" America gushed, after a brief pause. "Aw, you guys are such great friends!"

"I do not care, America-san," Japan snapped. "Just take her out, PLEASE!"

"Well," America said, sounding apologetic, "I kind of promised Ohio I'd visit him later today -"

"Forget Ohio!" Japan's tone grew more urgent as time ticked on. "Visit Hawaii!"

"Now dude," America protested, "I know you love Hawaii and all but come on, I gotta treat all my kids the same! Ohio already thinks everyone hates him -"

"Treat all your kids the same?" Japan shook his head in disbelief. "You tell them they can shoot each other!"

"...They can't shoot each other." America let out an awkward laugh. "I mean, fine, I let them shoot Mary but that's only because it'd be kind of funny."

"America-san, please!" Japan's eyes widened in distress and his grip tightened on the phone. "Just visit Hawaii-san and buy her ice cream!"

America sighed. "Dude, what's the big deal anyway?"

"AMERICA-SAN!"

"Fine! If you're that desperate, I'll take her out for ice-cream."

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"Hello?" Japan said into the receiver of the phone, later on that day.

It was Hawaii. "Japan!" she exclaimed, cheerily.

'She is calling me Japan again...' he thought. 'Thank god...'

"Hawaii-san," Japan said. "Is everything alright?"

"Well, for me it is," Hawaii replied. "Bad news for you though - you can't be my new daddy, sorry."

There was a brief pause. A moment later Japan collapsed to the floor, crying tears of joy.

"Aw, Japan! Don't cry!" Hawaii exclaimed. "I still love you! It's just, I love Daddy again, because he took me out for ice cream and I love him for that!"

Japan let out more hysterical, joy-filled sobs.

"...You aren't upset are you?" Hawaii sounded concerned. "Do you want me to come over?"

Japan hung up the phone.

"Don't ruin this for me," he sobbed, to the empty room.

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AN:

Hope you enjoyed this chapter :D Tell me what you think of it. It's been a while since I updated this fic (well, compared to my other stories anyway) so I hope this wasn't a disappointment.