A/N: Fuck. Writers. Block. This chapter pisses me off because I can't seem to write it decently. Please be patient with me. I'm sorry- none of you deserve this shit as an excuse for a chapter.

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Dark's POV

"Dark... I... I think I..." His face was flushed and his mind looked like it was reeling at a thousand miles per hour. But the next three words were so sincere, so loving and filled with honesty that truth simply radiated out of his voice.

"I love you."

My world flashed. Blood roared in my ears. My blood froze. It was pure terror that rocked my mind, body, and soul all at once.

"W-what?" I stammered. My thoughts raced ahead of me, drowning me in fear. No! No, not yet. Not again! I can't! I'm not ready. How? Why? Not now! Please, no.

I felt the warm body in my arms tense as the face below me flushed and turned into a look of pure shock. Large blue eyes grew wider, mouth in an open 'o' of surprise.

""S-sorry." he whispered. "Y-you don't have to say anything... I- wow." He let go of my neck, his legs trying to untangle themselves from my own. "Shit..." He mumbled under his breath. "I can't believe I just fucking said that..."

I tightened my grip around his waist, holding him fast against me. His eyes shot up to mine, and I smiled gently down at him. My scattered thoughts recollected at the sound of his voice; things I'd rather not remember right now were shoved into the back of my mind. Tonight was supposed to be private, for me and Link alone. There would be time for depression later.

"Say it again." I pleaded.

He looked at me in exasperation. "No, you deaf old man. I'm not saying shit; I'm trying to shove that into a dark corner of my mind to never look at again."

I chuckled lightly. "Fine. I suppose there's no changing your mind anyway."

It was his turn to smile. "Damn straight." I re tangled our legs, basking in the warmth and how alive I felt. Happiness bubbled inside me at Link's confession. I couldn't say the same... yet. I had vowed never to fall for anyone again, yet here I was. The blue eyed male was tearing down all my walls faster than I could build them.

"I don't think straight is the correct word after what we just did, babe." I purred into his ear. His arms wrapped around my neck again as he rolled his bright blue eyes. He shot me a look of whatever, retard.

"You're not going to stop calling me that, are you?"

I grinned, my fangs flashing in the moon light. "Hell no. You get all pouty and cute when I say it, why the fuck would I want to stop?"

"Whatever you say, virgin." His eyes gleamed deviously.

"Virgin no longer."I shot back.

He shook his head. "So how far did you get with Sheik?"

"I don't want to scar you for life."

He smirked at me. "You'll find I'm not as innocent as you like to claim."

"Of course not. I tainted your ass, like, 2 seconds ago." I grinned.

"..." He looked at me blankly, like he was dealing with a complete idiot.

"You really want to know?"

He sighed. "No shit, Nayru! For Goddesses sake Dark, just fucking tell me."

"The furthest we got was this one time we made out. That's it. Happy now?" I admitted, sighing at end.

His smirk grew into a devious grin. He curled up tighter with me, our bodies pressed together tightly as one. "You know I'm going to shove this in Sheik's face next time I see him, right?"

I looked at him, faking confusion. "Oh? And why ever would you want to do that?"

He growled playfully. "Because you're mine." He pressed his lips to mine before I could say something cocky. I accepted the kiss, delighting in Link's sweet and creamy flavor. I never wanted how I felt right now to end; my body was basking in the afterglow of a lustful high. Our lips pried away, and I breathed gently onto my boyfriend's face.

"Since when were you so possessive?" I questioned.

"You've been rubbing off on me." He giggled. He yawned quietly, heavenly breath ghosting over my sensitive skin. "Now shut up so I can go to sleep."

I rolled my eyes. "You're the one who keeps talking, anyway." He rolled his eyes in return. His eyes shut, his body relaxed in my arms. "So, that was your idea of stress relief?"

His eyes shot open, glaring at me in annoyance. "What do you not understand about 'shut up'?" He asked me. "And anyway, you know you liked my stress relief technique. It worked, didn't it?"

I nodded. "Hell yeah." His eyes shut again, his head buried into the crook of my neck. His golden hair fanned around his head like a halo, my black hair mixed in. The scent of sex was strong in the air, mixing with the chilled breeze coming in through the open window. The moon was high in the sky, bathing the world silver. My breathing slowed, my body relaxed and tired from the nights... activities.

Minutes passed in quiet silence, while I gazed thoughtfully at the man in my arms. Suddenly, his eyes opened, looking at mine sadly. "What's wrong, Hun?" I asked him gently.

He took a deep breath, looking doubtful. "Dark..."

"Yeah?" I asked him, worried. My eyebrows furrowed in concern, my lips turned down in a slight frown.

He paused, his gaze lowering at our blanketed bodies. He bit his lips nervously, before his blue eyes looked into mine. "...Will you be here when I wake up?" He asked me in a whisper.

I melted, my heart beating painfully tight in my chest. "Oh," I breathed out. "Link, of course I will." He nodded, eyes shutting again. The look on his face told me he didn't believe me, and he squished his body against mine even tighter. I moved a hand off from around his waist, using a finger to tilt his face to me.

"Link..." I felt so sad suddenly, so sober. "Look at me."

His eyes opened to meet my own, his face inches from mine. Blue orbs watered dangerously, and I cupped his face gently. His head moved into my touch, his skin warm against my own. My own throat and chest constricted at his open display of fear.

"Link, why would you even have to ask me that?" I held him firmly to me, praying silently that the tears wouldn't fall. "Don't you know by now that I'll be here for you?" I kissed his forehead lightly.

"I-I know." He mumbled. "I.. I just..."

"Don't cry. Please, Link, sweet heart, don't cry. Please." I begged him. I don't know if could take his tears right now, it would hurt so much to see him crying when just minutes ago he was laughing. "I'm here, Link. I swear, I'll be here when you wake up; I'm not leaving you, Link..."

He shivered a little, and I let go of his face to pull the blankets up to our necks. I kissed his cheek, and he grabbed my head, pulling my lips to meet with his roughly. I grabbed the back of his head to hold him in place while my tongue assaulted his mouth, and he clung to me like a lifeline; like I was the only thing he had left.

Maybe I was.

I released him, mouths separating as we breathed deeply. He smiled faintly at me, and I smiled back. "Better?" I asked him.

He nodded, his head moving down to lay on one of my shoulders. "Thank you, Dark." He whispered.

"Anything for you, Link."

v^v

There are a lot of things I enjoyed waking up to.

Waking up covered in a mixture of dried blood, sperm, and saliva was most definitely not one of them. I blinked my eyes open, sighing as sunlight bathed the room. Link was breathing gently, his head down on my chest. His arms were still wrapped around me, but not as tightly as they usually were. He looked so happy and content, my heart pounded erratically in my chest. I would love to just lay here with him, my own personal angel, but the sticky mix of bodily fluids made my skin crawl. I needed a bath.

I gently removed his head and his arms, so I could I sit up. I sat on the edge of the over sized bed, stretching my legs in front of me. The bed creaked up as I stood, stretching out my cramped limbs.

"Oh."

I froze. I hadn't thought I had been loud enough to wake Link up, but the gasp from behind me told me otherwise.

"You're leaving, then?"

I spun around, black hair flying off my shoulders. Link was curled up in the spoiled silk red sheets, a death grip on the shining fabric. His eyes were shut lightly, his voice a pained whisper. I sat back down on the edge of the bed, reaching out and stroking his hair soothingly.

"I don't know why you have to ask me that. I told you I'm staying." I mumbled, brushing my fingers over his smooth gold locks. He turned is face to me, blue eyes regarding me in a mix of hope and despair. "Don't look at me like that," I whined. "For the love of the Goddesses, Link! You're stuck with me. I'm not leaving you." I bent down, kissing him lightly on his down turned lips.

I moved to stand up again, but a tan hand wrapped around my wrist. I looked back at Link, who was looking at me so sweetly and yet so heartbroken that I melted on the inside.

"Stay." He whispered. I smiled down at him, holding back an 'aw!' at how cute and vulnerable he looked.

"I am. I told you I'm not leaving you-"

"No. I mean stay, here." His other hand patted the bed. "Please?"

I lingered, rocking back and forth on the balls of my feet. "I was gonna-" He threw me another look of pure and unadulterated innocence, and my mind fogged up. I forgot the rest of my sentence- for fucks sake, I think I momentarily forgot my own name. "Of course, babe." I purred, laying back down. He smiled triumphantly, snuggling with me as I held him. He fell asleep in my arms, just like that.

The world slowly came back to me. That boy has me on too tight of a leash...

v^v

I needed a bath. End of story.

I gently shook Link awake, and he groaned, releasing me as he rolled onto his back. I kissed him softly, and he responded in kind. I pulled off, hugging him to my chest before getting out of the monster sized bed. "Babe, I need to take a shower. I'll be back, alright?" I asked him quietly.

He gave me a groggy and slurred "Whatever." Before turning onto his side to fall asleep again.

Me. Bath. Now.

I obeyed the demanding voice in my head, rushing out of the room to take a bath.

Link's POV

I blinked my eyes open. Sensation followed sensation, assaulting my body with different sensations.

Pain was the first. With every movement pain would shoot up my spine and light my body on fire, and my hips and ass ached constantly. Ok, so we really did have sex...

Next was fear. Everything after slipping into my lusty high was rather blurry and disoriented, especially after my climax. I remembered what I had said... and I was praying with all the faith I had inside of me that what I thought I had said had just been part of a dream. Or a nightmare.

Everything else was muddled. But I'll admit, I was rather content. Goal to get Dark in bed: Done and done.

Holy-shit-wad. We had totally forgotten about Navi. I didn't want her dead; I knew that. Although she wouldn't be missed, killing her just didn't go well with my anti-murder-the-innocent goals. I gathered all of my will power, and I pushed myself out of the bed. "Mmf!" I bit my lip to hold back a pained scream.

I limped over to the table where her jar was still covered, feeling like shit every step of the way. No wonder Dark wanted a bath.

I pulled off his black hat, identical to my own. I opened the jar, letting loose the cause of our recent frustration. Said nuisance flung herself at me, flying and shimmering around me in a flurry of blue sparkles.

"Link! Are you ok? Why-" She stopped midflight right in front me. "You look horrible." She said, mortified.

"Good morning to you, too." I joked.

"Did he rape you?"

I rolled my eyes. "Navi, listen to me. Everything he's done to me, I asked for."

"Even-"

"Yes, I asked for that, too. Look, we don't have much time. But you need to know, Dark hasn't hurt me. What you saw wasn't rape, alright? I wanted him to do that."

"But-"

"Navi, promise me you won't tell anyone what you saw. I know you think it would be some form of revenge against him, but telling anyone what you saw will hurt only me."

"Link-"

"If you can't keep your promise, we'll have to kill you Navi." We probably wouldn't, but I was running out of time already.

"... I... alright, I promise not tell anyone, but Link-"

"Good." I interrupted. "Look, I can cover for you, but you need to leave. Now." I could lie to Dark for a few days, and hopefully by then Navi would be saved from his blood lust.

"If I leave then when will I get to come back?"

I sighed. "Probably never, Navi."

"What?"

"Look, I'll give you my spare hat, alright? But then you need to leave." I grabbed one of my forest green hats, holding it out. She picked it up, but she still flew back and forth.

"Link, I can't just leave-"

Footsteps echoed outside, and I ignored the pain in my hips to dash to the bed. "Go!" I hissed, leaping onto the bed. My fairy flew out the window, while I covered myself in one of the thin sheets layering the massive bed in the center of the room.

Dark opened the door, covered only in a towel wrapped around his waist. He shut the door quietly, the towel slipping off of him, leaving him to my eyes. I took in every part of his impossibly perfect body, muscular and sexy. My perfect eye candy. He turned around, and I swooned. He was the hottest thing on two legs I had ever seen; ugh, I just wanted to touch him everywhere.

"You're up." He said, raising his eyebrows. He grinned at my interest in his body, and he flipped his hair back. He strode to me, confidence in his every step. "Like what you say?" He teased.

I nodded, reaching out to him, pulling him onto the bed next to me. I roamed my fingers over his muscles, loving the way they rippled under me. He was absolutely ripped, and I just wanted to drool over his body. His skin felt nice and cold as usual, not freezing, just... chilled. I kissed him, my lips locking with his. "Morning." I mumbled.

"Good morning." he replied. "How are you feeling?"

"Like shit." I mumbled. "I think you fucking broke my ass, Dark."

He hummed. "I've never enjoyed breaking anything else more than your ass, though."

A few moments passed, and I lazily let my fingers trail up and down his arms. "Can I ask you something really retarded?"

He shrugged. "Shoot."

I took a deep breath. "What happened last night?"

He eyed me, stifling a laugh. "You're right, that is really retarded." I glared at him. "Babe, we had sex."

I sighed. "Yeah, I know. My ass told me that part. I meant after that." I removed my hands, stretching out under the thin fabric.

He smirked at me as he stood up. "You mean when you confessed your undying love for me?"

I groaned, squeezing my eyes shut. "I can't believe I fucking said that." I covered my eyes with my hands, blushing furiously.

"Funny," He mused. "You said the same thing last night."

"I was hoping it had been a dream. Or a nightmare." I inwardly slapped myself. Told you not to say it! You should listen! A voice cried out in my head. Oh, shut up. I told the voice. Too late now.

Dark sighed. "Did you mean it?" He asked me quietly.

I moved my hands off my face to gawk at him. "Well, y-yeah!" I stammered. "Honestly Dark, do you think I would say something like that without meaning it?"

He shrugged. "Just checking. It wouldn't be the first time." He mumbled, turning away from me as he gathered our scattered clothes off the ground.

"I never-" I broke off in a gasp. My hatred for Sheik rose even more as I processed Dark's words. I dragged myself over to where he stood, looking into a mirror hanging on the wall. I hugged him from behind, resting my chin on his left shoulder. I kissed his cheek, a faint blush dusting my own. "I'm sorry, Dark."

"For what?" He mumbled.

"For everything." I whispered, kissing a corner of his lips. His head turned to mine, our lips locking firmly. Our tongues brushed against each other slowly, not driven by desire but by a tender care. Our lips separated, leaving me with a speeding heart.

He turned his eyes downward, his face a mask. I hadn't seen him hide from me like this for a while, and it stung. I knew he wasn't trying to hurt me, but I couldn't help but falter at his lack of trust whenever it came to talking about Sheik or his past.

"You should go take a bath." He mumbled. I let him go, grabbing a robe off a hook near the door.

"Thanks for the complement." I grumbled. I slid on the fluffy white fabric, leaving for a bath.

v^v

I walked back into the room to find Dark still naked, lounging on the sofa, all spread out. He looked up to meet my eyes, and he frowned.

"Something wrong?" I asked him innocently.

"Yeah." He stood up, turning around so I could see his back. I walked over, my fingers brushing against his inhuman skin. There were red trails that went up and down his sides, and I whistled.

"Damn. I do that?"

"Yeah. What the hell, Link. You scarred me."

I shrugged as he turned around to face me. I was in the robe again, hiding my body from his prying eyes. I smiled as his eyes undressed me, and I hugged him. "Sorry, Dark."

He hugged me back. "It's fine. I mean, I kind of ripped your ass. I guess it's only fair."

I rolled my eyes. "You did more than break my ass, baby." I broke out of his embrace, swiftly untying the strip of fabric around my waist that held the robe around me. I let the fabric slip off my body to the floor, revealing my naked body to Dark's gaze. He gaped and gawked, his eyes roaming up and down my skin.

"Oh. My Goddesses." He breathed out. "Shit. Link..."

I cocked my head slightly, crossing my arms over my chest. "You really bring a whole new definition to being a 'monster in bed', Dark." And it was true. My whole body was littered in yellowing finger sized bruises. Bite marks covered my neck and shoulders, a few with purple rings around them where he had applied pressure. My hips had hand sized bruises, and my ass was sore and pink. Scratches trailed everywhere on my skin. I looked like I had been gang banged by twenty Ganondorf's, seriously.

"I, am the sorriest ass hole you will ever meet, Link." He apologized. "I am so fucking sorry." I smiled smugly, already knowing what I wanted for compensation. "To be honest," He continued. "I only remember making this." He pointed to one of the hickeys on my neck.

"You acted like you were fucking possessed, by the Three..." I chuckled.

"I am soo sorry. How can I make it up to you?"

"Easy." I walked past him, patting him on the back as I moved to put clothes on. "Open up to me."

He paused, then walked over to me. He grabbed some of his own clothes, slipping them on as I did the same. "Open up to you, how?" He asked me after a few moments of silence.

"Like, just talk to me more. You can trust me. You don't have to keep all your problems to yourself." I explained. "You don't have to mask everything, you know."

He sighed. "It's complicated-"

"I know. I fucking live with you, Dark." I turned to face him, leaning against the wall. "You don't have to keep everything a secret, though. I don't deal well with people who hide." I buckled my tunic, sighing. "You don't have to tell me everything, just... relax a bit more."

"Sorry." He grumbled.

"It's fine." I silently damned the tension in the air, and I hoped I hadn't said the wrong thing. I rather abruptly grabbed his head, pulling his lips to mine fiercely. I just needed to touch him, to know he was alright. It was weird, but I just felt like, ever since I 'confessed my undying love', he would turn tail and run at anything. I didn't want to be alone anymore; I just didn't want Dark to leave.

His lips smashed into mine, our tongues swiveling and sliding. I pressed my body to his, my arms wrapping around his neck. My pulse pounded, my blood raced to my head. I broke away, gasping for air. His hands held my shoulders, keeping me close.

"May I ask why you did that?" His voice was breathless and deep, one of his eyebrows cocked.

"I... I just needed to check..." I mumbled. I was blushing insanely, and I was still catching my breath. It didn't help that I was so close to him, I couldn't think straight when he was this close.

"Check what?" He asked me quietly.

"That you're not leaving." I whispered.

He looked at me with pity. "Babe, I told you I'm staying. I'm not going anywhere without you."

I nodded, breathing deeply as I calmed down. "Sorry. I keep pestering you-"

"If it makes you feel better, then pester me." He interrupted. "If that's what you need to know, then I'll say it whenever you need to hear it. Link, I'm not leaving you. Never."

He kissed me again, softer and loving. I whimpered into the kiss, loving every second of his lips pressed against mine. It wasn't so much of a kiss as a silent promise, a promise to stay; a promise to be here. For me. With me. I needed it. This. Him.

Because I loved him.

I loved Dark.

It all just clicked. It explained why my heart sped whenever I was near him, whenever I thought of him. Why I burned at his touch and why I couldn't stand not being with him. He was perfect, everything about him was what I needed, wanted, loved.

I never thought I would fall in love when I invited him along with me. But I suppose things don't always go as planned. I never thought I would be the Hero of time either, but here I was.

A hero in the making, and in love.

"I love you." I whispered.

"I know." He said simply. I knew he cared. And I knew why he couldn't say the same yet. As long as I knew he wasn't going to leave, I was happy. He showed his affection differently, in his soft kisses and light touches. Someday, I would break his walls and he would admit how he felt. But until then, I would wait for that day. As long as it was Dark, I could wait.

We just held each other, tension gone. It was sickeningly romantic, and the words echoed in my head, over and over: 'I love you.'

"What were you thinking?" He asked me, his voice soothing to my ears.

"Just now? I was thinking about how cliché I am and how perfect you are."

He laughed. "No, I meant last night. When you said you loved me."

Ohhh. Understanding dawned on me. "A third of my brain was talking, another third of my brain was wondering if I loved you, and the rest of my brain was screaming at me for even considering loving you." I hummed, one of my hands moving next to my face. I pointed at my forehead. "My brain is really a mess."

He chuckled. "You're too fucking cute. C'mon, let's go." He grabbed my hand and pulled me towards the door.

"Where are we going?" I asked him.

"Shadow Temple. You can't keep slacking your ass off." I rolled my eyes.

"I can't!"

"Why not?" He stopped, and I crashed into him.

"I can barely move," I explained. "If we go, you'll have to fight all the bastards in there and carry me. I'm defenseless right now." I shrugged my shoulders apologetically. "Look, I know I need to go there, but I can't if I can't move. My ass just hurts too bad right now."

He sighed. "...Lunch?"

I nodded vigorously, this time I was dragging Dark out the door.

Sheik's POV

"Look, Princess, I don't think raising taxes just so you can buy more dresses is a good way to earn support-"

"Oh, shut it. I know what I'm doing. I'm not a Princess for nothing."

"You're royalty because you were born into it. Your skill set has nothing to-"

"I said shut it." Her blue eyes flashed dangerously.

"Yes Ma'am." I nodded sarcastically. This is why I'd never liked women, especially not the ones here in Hyrule. They were all 'Oh! Clothes! Shoes! Make up!' It was so annoying. At least with guys I had never had that problem.

"Zelda!" A high pitched squeal echoed through the hidden cave me and Zelda had been staying in. Cave as in rock, but it was sure as hell not nature's work. It was huge, about 5 chambers all connected. It was a palace underground. I sighed, grabbing a sword. Fucking hell. Don't people understand that this is supposed to be a secret hideout?

A blue fairy tore through the hidden entrance. "Navi?" I asked in disbelief. Link..?

"Link's fairy?" Zelda echoed my thoughts. "What are you doing here?"

"Zelda! Oh thank the Goddesses!" The fairy flew in circles between me and the blonde female. "Link was raped by a demon! We found the demon in the Water Temple, and-"

"You mean Dark?" I cut in. The fairy bobbed up and down in agreement, and I snorted. "Then it wasn't rape." I threw the sword to the ground and sat down. "We got nothing to worry about."

"How was he raped?" Zelda asked.

"A few nights ago, I caught the demon on top of Link and he was kissing Link! I tried to get away and they trapped me in a bottle! Then this morning, Link let me out and said if I told anyone what I had seen I would die! And he was bruised and limping and had bite marks and there was blood on his skin! I think Link is possessed!" The fairy began sobbing hysterically.

I rolled my eyes while Zelda gasped. Fuck you, Dark. Now I have to cover for your ass again. "Princess, with all due respect, I know this demon and I assure you, what happened wasn't rape. It was mutual sex."

"But that's illegal!"

"Your point? Everything the Hero does is illegal anyway. He goes in and out of the Holy Temples daily, he kills, he carries an unauthorized weapon, what's one more broken law?"

She looked at me dubiously. "I thought you said you told the Shadow Prince to stay away from the Hero."

"I did. Not everyone listens to me, though."

"He should be arrested."

I rolled my eyes. "He's just as powerful as you, he's royalty of another realm, and he broke one teeny law that no one listens to. Yeah, we should arrest him." I said sarcastically. "Princess, just because you're jealous, doesn't mean we should arrest him."

She huffed. "I'm not jealous!

"Oh, sure. So having me stalk Link doesn't mean you like him. Ri-ight."

She had this gleam and her eye, and I knew she was plotting something. Something bad. She flipped me off, and I nodded. "Whenever you want it, Princess." I winked.

She walked to her private chamber, and I had a feeling her plan had to do with Dark and bombs. I ignored the weeping fairy, and crawled out of the caves. Fuck, I gotta tell Dark. He would be so pissed. He and Zelda didn't really get along, and now they were both chasing after Link.

And me and Link get caught in the middle. Ugh. I'm surrounded by fuckers.

The sunlight hit my shoulders and I cringed. I was a total night person. None of this golden sun shit for me. I walked towards Kakariko, which thankfully wasn't too far away.

So Dark finally lost his virginity? About time. Ugh, he fucks Link after knowing him a week, but he knew me for three years and wouldn't fuck me? Hot damn. That Hero must be one hell of a seducer...

Maybe he could give me some pointers...

Nah. It'd be too damn awkward.

v^v

Dark's POV

"I can't believe you just spent 200 rupees on supplies."

He shrugged. "They're nice quality."

"Yeah, yeah." I rolled my eyes. "How much money do you have again?" We were walking around Kakariko, enjoying the nice breeze. Link had stopped limping, so I figured his ass must've been getting better.

"Plenty. Baby, don't worry about it. I find money in the grass and under rocks; I'm a money magnet."

"Ooh, the Hero is calling me pet names? Lucky me." I teased him, flicking his arm.

He rolled his eyes. "But you enjoy it."

I changed the subject. "So you let Navi go?"

He froze. "What makes you say that?" He looked really nervous, and I grinned.

"Babe, you're the worst liar I've ever seen." He glared at me, bright blue eyes scolding me. "And you're pretty easy to read. If you're going to lie, you can't blush and stammer and bite your lips."

He sighed. "It's that obvious?" I nodded. "Fine. I let her go. Sorry." He hung his head.

"Link, I honestly don't care. You're the one who'll be sorry." We turned a corner, and I froze. Link bumped into me, and I ushered him back the way we came.

"What the hell, Dark?"

"There's a huge pile of dog shit that way."

He stopped moving, and I stopped as well. His eyes scanned my face and he grinned. "You saw Sheik, didn't you?" I nodded, and he laughed. "Nice to know you think so highly of him." He mused.

"Hey! Dark! Link!" We turned around to see Sheik stride up to us. "You will not believe who just talked to me and Zelda."

"Spit it out, Sheik." I growled. Sheik's eyes were locked onto Link's neck, staring at one of the colorful hickeys.

"You were right, Sheik." Link purred, latching himself onto one of my arms. "He is a monster in bed."

Sheik coughed, his face flushed and his eyes wide. "U-uh... yeah..." He shook his head, looking at me. "Whatever. But Navi stopped by me and Zelda today. She said you raped Link."

I rolled my eyes as Link jaw-dropped. "What? She promised!"

"She says Dark possessed you." Sheik added.

"Well, that might be true." I added slyly. Link pinched me while I grinned. "Aw, but you like being possessed." I teased.

"I know you're possessive, but that's a bit much, isn't it?" He smirked. We turned back to Sheik. "What a bitch. She promised, too."

"Zelda's planning something." Sheik winced. "It has to do with you guys, but I don't know what her plan is. I'm going to try to stop her, but..." He shrugged. "We'll see."

"Why is she planning something?" Link asked. "So yeah, we broke a law. So what? I mean, if she arrests us, the world goes to hell."

"She's jealous of Dark." Sheik said bluntly. "She's the reason I've been helping you. She's got it for you, Hero. She's got it bad. She's always going: 'Oh, Link! Blah blah blah.' She wants Darky here out of the picture so she can have you to herself."

I shuddered, and Link had the widest eyes I had ever seen. "Excuse me while I go throw myself off a cliff." Link said, mortified. I burst out laughing, and Sheik smiled. "I. Do not. Want anything to do with her." Link shivered. He looked at me, and I was biting my lip to not laugh. "You'll save me, right? Blast her with demonic spells and hide me away?" He looked so serious when he said that, I couldn't stop myself from giggling.

"Sure. Whatever you want." I managed to get out.

"I'll try to stop her from raping you, Link." Sheik offered. Link let go of me and hugged him.

"Thank you!" He cried out. Jealousy rose in me, and I pried my boyfriend off my ex.

"You don't want to get any diseases." I explained. Sheik rolled his eyes while Link looked awkward. "Thanks for the heads up, Sheik." I said dismissively.

"What? I come all the way here and after two minutes you're leaving?" He cried out, faking outrage.

"I can always shove your face in again." I offered.

"What did I do now?"

"Eh, I can think of something, I'm sure." I replied nonchalantly. I steered Link away, heading back towards our room. Link called out a 'Thank you' as we walked away.

I swear. The guys in my life were so weird.

A/N: Yeah. I went there. I did Sheik's POV. And I plan never to do so again, so... yupp. I had writer's block for this chapter, and I'm having the hardest time over coming it. Sorry. I hope this chapter is... acceptable. Thank you for all the feedback! I really do appreciate it.

And that isn't the last of Navi, in case you were wondering.