Hello everybody and welcome to the newest chapter of Konoha truth or dare!! I'd just like to make a note of it, but I won't be updating as often due to evil teachers who have decided that they're the only teacher giving us homework. Well, now that I've told you guys that, on with the show! Or chapter, whatever floats your boat.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, or tootsie pops, or the tootsie pop commercial, but I do own me and Hal!
Hosts
Mitsuki (Heza-chan)
Flower (Flowerpuff)
Anna (KayAGoldsiv87)
Victims
Sasuke, Sakura
Kiba, Shino
Temari, Shikamaru
Ino, Chouji
Tenten, Neji
Lee, Kankarou
Gaara 3
The gang has just entered the truth or dare room.
Mitsuki: Hi guys!!
Everyone: Sup?
Flower: Wow, you guys are all in an okay mood. I'm worried.
Mitsuki: Me too. Hey, have you guys ever thought about seeing a doctor or something about your mood swings?
Sakura: WE DON'T HAVE MOOD SWINGS!! Now, who wants cookies, their freshly baked!
Everyone takes a cookie.
Mitsuki: I'm now even more worried than I was five seconds ago.
Neji: Why?
Mitsuki: Because this cookie didn't kill me.
Chouji: These are really good!
Chouji takes the plate of cookies and disappears off to somewhere.
Flower: Okay. That was odd.
Shikamaru: Not really, Chouji would've taken any food and ran off with it. Now if it were Gaara, then you could be scared.
Mitsuki: True.
Sasuke grabs Mitsuki and Flower and shoves them into the M.S.R. and blows a kiss and shuts the door.
Everyone: Now why haven't we done that before?
Anna: Hey guys!!!
Sasuke: NO! I THOUGHT I GOT RID OF ALL THE HOSTS!
Anna: What?! Hey, where's Mitsuki and Flower?
Everyone: Umm…
Anna: Well?
Kiba: Well…ya see…
Mitsuki: HI GUYS!
Everyone but Anna jumps up and hides in odd places.
Sasuke: HOW'D YOU GET OUT?!
Mitsuki: Well, Flower and I are just good like that. And there wasn't a sealing jutsu on the doors, so we basically just walked out.
Sakura: BUT HOW?! ALL THE OTHER TIMES WHEN YOU GUYS GOT PUT IN THERE YOU HAD TO STAY!!!!! I miss my old puppy…
Mitsuki: Well, those times it was a dare. And seriously Sakura, you might wanna check into getting some therapy.
Sakura: WHY?! I'm sad now…
Anna: What is up with her today?
Flower: She misses her puppy.
Ino: You guys do know that she's talking about her imaginary puppy Hitomi, right? He was her imaginary dog when she was six.
Everyone: O.o
Anna: Okay, my first dare is now that Sakura gets some therapy. In fact, I think you should all have some therapy.
Mitsuki: I know! I'll get my good friend Kimi to do it!
(A/N the reason I picked Kimi is because she was the first person I thought of, and because she's in my psychology story. Sorry to my other guest hosts who weren't picked.)
Mitsuki snaps her fingers, and a door to the office from Konoha's psychologist appears. Kimi comes out of the office.
Kimi: HI!! Okay Sakura, let's go figure out what the heck is wrong with you!
Kimi drags Sakura into the office and closes the door.
Neji: She's going to be giving us all a therapy session?
Flower: Yep!
Mitsuki: After all the trauma you go threw here, you guys need some therapy.
Temari: True.
Kankarou: Its still strange though.
Anna: KANKAROU!!!!!!!!!
Anna glomps Kankarou.
Kankarou: Umm…hi?
Anna: HI!!!!!!!!1
Kankarou: You know, I'm actually kinda enjoying this, I never get this much attention.
Gaara: Hn.
Anna: YAY!
Mitsuki: Hey Kankarou, you've been dared to get rid of the makeup.
Kankarou: IT'S KABUKI PAINT!!!!
Mitsuki: Sure it is.
Flower: We don't care whatcha call it, just get rid of it!
Kankarou: Fine.
Anna releases Kankarou who goes to the bathroom to either try and escape, or do as he's told. Kankarou comes back out, without his makeup on.
Anna: HOT!!!!!!
Anna glomps Kankarou, again.
Temari: So Flower, what happened in the closet the other day, eh?
Flower: Well, we sat there, it was cold Shino gave me his jacket, and then at about one in the morning Mitsuki finally remembered she locked us in there, and she came and let us out.
Shino: … 'Still must kill Cobra.'
Mitsuki: Shino, you've gotta let that go.
Gaara: Hn. Why? The girl he likes kissed someone else.
Shino: …
Mitsuki & Flower: IT WAS JUST ON THE CHEEK FOR GOODNESS SAKE!
Sasuke: Still.
Anna: Why are you being so defensive Sasuke, you like Sakura, so this shouldn't matter to you.
Mitsuki goes to check on Sakura.
Sasuke: Look, after kissing Mitsuki I'm not sure.
Flower: So now he's fighting Gaara for her honor or something.
Neji: Hey, that's what I was thinking.
Flower: I know, it was good, so I decided to steal it.
Neji: Alright then.
Mitsuki comes back out with Sakura, who looks as if she's been crying. Mitsuki pushes Sasuke into the office.
Kiba: What did they do to you?
Sakura: Well, I talked about stuff that is confidential and that you don't need to know. And if you ask again I will be forced to hurt you.
Mitsuki's phone rings.
Mitsuki: Hello? Oh okay hang on. Sakura it's for you.
Mitsuki hands the phone to Sakura.
Sakura: Hello?
Blood: YOU LAY ONE FINGER ON HIM AND I WILL MAKE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE A FREAKIN LIVING NIGHTMARE!
Sakura: Sir yes sir!
Blood: I'M A WOMAN!!!!!!!!
Sakura hands Mitsuki the phone, and faints.
Mitsuki: Hey Blood!
Blood: Hi again! So what happened to Sakura?
Mitsuki: Yeah, you may have just put her in a coma. Not sure.
Blood: COOL!!!!
Mitsuki: Well, could you come get her or something and take her to the hospital?
Lee: I WILL TRANSPORT THE YOUTHFUL SAKURA TO THE UNYOUTHFUL HOSPITAL OF DOOM!!!!!!!
Mitsuki: Okay, nevermind, Lee's taking her.
Blood: Oh alright, well, torture them for me! Bye!!
Mitsuki: Everyone say bye to Blood!
Mitsuki puts the phone on speaker.
Everyone: …
Flower: Say bye to Blood or prepare to say goodbye to yours.
Everyone: BYE BLOOD!!!!!!!
Blood: Wow Flower, you should train them as a job or something! Well, talk to you guys later! Bye!
Mitsuki puts her phone back in her pocket and turns to Lee.
Mitsuki: Lee, get her out of here please.
Lee: YES UNYOUTHFUL YET YOUTHFUL MITSUKI!!!!!!
Lee leaves with Sakura on his back.
Tenten: How can you be unyouthful yet youthful at the same time?
Flower, Anna, & Mitsuki: The world may never know.
Everyone: What the heck?
Anna: What?
Neji: You all answered the same thing.
Flower: That just means we've all seen the tootsie pop commercial!
Naruto gang: The what?
Anna: You've never seen the tootsie pop commercial?!
Naruto gang: No.
Mitsuki: Well, I know how to fix this!
Mitsuki poofs in an owl with a graduation cap and glasses on. She pulls out a tootsie pop.
Mitsuki, Flower & Anna: Mr. Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Owl: Let's find out! 1, 2, 3, CRUNCH!
Mitsuki, Flower, & Anna: The world may never know.
Mitsuki snaps her fingers again, and the owl is gone, and the hostesses all have tootsie pops.
Flower: You have now seen the tootsie pop commercial!
Anna: Sort of anyways.
Everyone: …
Flower: Shino, your dare is, you have to take your jacket off, and leave it off for the rest of the day!
Shino: …Alright…
Shino takes off his jacket, and Flower clings to his arm.
Flower: SO HOTT!!!!!!!!!
Mitsuki: Hey guys, where's Naruto and Hinata? They didn't come in today? I've told you guys you can only not come in if you're dying or I told you not to!
Everyone: …
Somewhere else with Hinata.
Hinata: NARUTO?! WHERE ARE YOU WERE GONNA BE LATE!!!!
Somewhere else with Naruto.
Naruto: SOMEONE HELP ME!!! TENTEN I'M SORRY!! I'LL NEVER DOUBT YOU AGAIN! JUST PLEASE LET ME OFF THIS TREE!!!!!! HINATA IF YOU CAN HEAR ME PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!
Back in the truth or dare room.
Tenten: I don't know where they are!
Anna: Oh well. Let's start with the dares!!!
Sasuke comes back out, and Neji goes into the office.
Flower: Sasuke, since Lee left, and we miss him, sort of, you have to dress like him!
Mitsuki snaps her fingers and Sasuke is in a spandex suit. Sasuke and Mitsuki start to twitch, along with everyone else.
Flower: That's scary.
Everyone: Yep. twitch
Mitsuki snaps her fingers again, and Sasuke isn't in spandex.
Everyone: MUCH better.
Flower: Next one! Kankarou, you have to kiss Anna!
Kankarou: Alright!
Anna: YAY!
Kankarou kisses Anna. They both start blushing.
Mitsuki & Flower: SO KAWAII!!!
Anna: Heh…anyways, this next one is for Sasuke! You get to sing if I were gay by someone who probably doesn't have much of a social life, Steven Lynch!!
Sasuke: What. The. Heck. Is. Wrong. With. You. People.
Anna: Lots of things! NOW SING!
Sasuke: here we are dear old friend
lalala drunk again
Laughs have been had and tears have been shed
Maybe the whisky's gone to my head
But if I were gay I would give yew my heart
And if I were gay you'd be my work of art
And if I were gay we would swim in romance
But I'm not gay so get yer hands out of my pants
lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala
lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala
But if I were gay I were gay I would give you my love
And if I were gay I would give yew a hug
And if I were gay we would tear the walls
But I'm not gay so please stop cuppin' my b...hands!
Everyone: O.O
Mitsuki: Why don't we all just forget you did that…that's more disturbing than having you kiss me…
Sasuke: Hey, that wasn't a bad kiss.
Gaara: Hn. Shut up.
Mitsuki: Yes, please shut up Sasuke.
Sasuke: Hn.
Neji comes out of the office, and Shikamaru goes in.
Neji: That was interesting.
Mitsuki: Probably was. I'm really starting to wonder what Naruto's doing. I don't know if I should punish him for being late or not. Hinata's probably just looking for him so I won't punish her.
Flower: Oops…
Mitsuki: Flower?
Anna: What do you mean, oops?
Flower: Well, I sent a message to Hinata that she has to force Naruto to sing far away by Nickelback to her before she brings him here. She hates forcing Naruto to do stuff he doesn't want to.
Mitsuki: This is why you consult with us first.
Flower: Sorry.
Anna: Oh well.
With Naruto and Hinata.
Hinata: Naruto Uzumaki, sing far away right now, or I'm not going to let you off this tree!
Naruto: But Hinata!
Hinata: I could always turn you upside down and leave for a few hours.
Naruto: This time, This place
Misused, Mistakes
Too long, Too late
Who was I to make you wait
Just one chance
Just one breath
Just in case there's just one left
'Cause you know,
you know, you know
That I love you
I have loved you all along
And I miss you
Been far away for far too long
I keep dreaming you'll be with me
and you'll never go
Stop breathing if
I don't see you anymore
One my knees, I'll ask
Last chance for one last dance
'Cause with you, I'd withstand
All of hell to hold your hand
I'd give it all
I'd give for us
Give anything but I won't give up
'Cause you know,
you know, you know
That I love you
I have loved you all along
And I miss you
Been far away for far too long
I keep dreaming you'll be with me
and you'll never go
Stop breathing if
I don't see you anymore
So far away
Been far away for far too long
So far away
Been far away for far too long
But you know, you know, you know
I wanted
I wanted you to stay
'Cause I needed
I need to hear you say
That I love you
I have loved you all along
And I forgive you
For being away for far too long
So keep breathing
'Cause I'm not leaving
Hold on to me and
never let me go
keep breathing
'Cause I'm not leaving you anymore
Believe it
'Cause Hold on to me and, never let me go
Keep breathing
Hold on to me and, never let me go
Hold on to me and, never let me go
Hold on to me and, never let me go
Hinata: Good boy! Nice voice!
Hinata let's Naruto off the tree.
Naruto: You know Hinata; we don't have to go back to Mitsuki, Flower, and the others.
Hinata: What?
Naruto: Let's go get ramen!!!
Hinata: Alright!
(A/N I just listened to Far Away, and I just noticed, but it has the words believe it in it. How the heck did we manage that?)
Back at the truth or dare room.
Mitsuki: Something tells me that they're just gonna go get ramen when she finds him.
Anna: Yep, probably.
Shikamaru comes out of the office and Kankarou goes in.
Shikamaru: Troublesome.
Temari: What?
Shikamaru: Well, I didn't need therapy, so all we did was play shougi, and she beat me!!!
Naruto gang: HOW?!
Mitsuki: She cheated.
Shikamaru: Precisely. But she told me if I didn't admit defeat, she would make me run around the village screaming about how much I love Temari.
Temari: blush
Mitsuki: Well, get going!
Shikamaru: What?!
Flower: Just because Kimi said she wouldn't doesn't mean that the rest of us won't!
Shikamaru: Troublesome.
Anna: MOVE IT!!
Flower: Kiba…
Kiba: Yeah, yeah, I know, follow him.
Shikamaru and Kiba leave, and everyone turns to the TV.
Shikamaru: I LOVE TEMARI! I AM TOTALLY HEAD OVER HEELS IN LOVE WITH TEMARI OF THE SAND VILLAGE, SO ALL YOU OTHER IDIOTS BETTER BACK OFF, OR YOU'LL WAKE UP WITH YOU HEAD ATTACHED TO YOUR FEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Temari: Wow…
Tenten: Well, he's definitely in love with you Temari!
Mitsuki: You can say that again.
Tenten: Well, he's…
Flower: We didn't mean it literally.
Tenten: Oops.
Kankarou comes out of the office, gets glomped by Anna, yes again, and Temari goes into the office. Shikamaru and Kiba come back.
Kankarou: I saw your little performance, and you better be good to our sister, or you'll end up with your head attached to your feet.
Gaara: Hn.
Mitsuki: That would be weird, you'd have to roll everywhere, cause like you'd be in a ball shape, so you would roll. You know.
Gaara: Hn. Mitsuki, we aren't really going to attach his head to his feet.
Mitsuki: Oh. I knew that. .
Kimi runs out of the office.
Kimi: EVERYONE DUCK AND COVER!!!!!!!!
Everyone ducks and covers their heads, just as the office exploded. Temari stormed out and left, Shikamaru following.
Kimi: We hit a touchy subject.
Ino: What was it?
Kimi: You.
Ino: Me?
Kimi: Yes, you, and your relationship with Shikamaru.
Ino: I have a relationship with Shikamaru?
Mitsuki: Hey Ino, come here, I want to show you something.
Ino walks over to the window, and Mitsuki pushes her out.
Mitsuki: BLOOD SAYS TO KEEP YOUR GRIMY HANDS OFF OF KIBA!!! AND TEMARI SAYS TO KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF SHIKAMARU OR YOU'LL END UP LIKE THE OFFICE!!!!!!!!!!
Mitsuki walks back over and sits in between Gaara and Sasuke on the couch. She snaps her fingers and the room is fixed.
Kankarou: How'd you know Temari would've said that?
Mitsuki: Telepathy.
Everyone: O.o
Anna: Hey Flower, it's your turn!
Kimi whispers to Flower what she has to do.
Mitsuki: Sasuke, now stand against that wall, and don't move.
Sasuke: Hn. Only if I get a kiss from you.
Mitsuki: What the heck, your head is still messed up. Oh whatever, why not.
Gaara: WHAT?!
Mitsuki: It's not that big of a deal, just a quick peck.
Sasuke: Well, I'm waiting.
Anna: Against the wall lover boy, then you'll get your kiss.
Sasuke stands up against the wall, and Flower duct tapes his arms, legs, and across his stomach to the wall.
Sasuke: I want my kiss now.
Mitsuki: Fine, hold your horses.
Mitsuki walks over to Sasuke, and when her lips touched his, he managed to get his hands free and wrapped one of his arms around her waist, turned her around and pinned her to the wall, and wrapped his other arm around her so she couldn't move.
Everyone: O.O
Gaara: … 'I'M GOING TO KILL HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
Flower: Wow that tape didn't last very long.
Tenten: Let me see it.
Flower gives Tenten the tape.
Tenten: Well, this tape isn't really duct tape, it just looks like duct tape.
Flower: Oh, no wonder it was so cheap. Oops.
Sasuke releases Mitsuki, who walks back and sits down. Gaara jumps up to attack Sasuke.
Mitsuki: NO GAA…you know what, go ahead.
Gaara: Hn. Gladly.
Sasuke: WHAT?! You didn't enjoy that?! You didn't feel the spark?!
Mitsuki: Huh? Sorry, I was sorta in a daze at that moment; I was plotting your demise.
Gaara's sand wraps around Sasuke, and throws him out the window.
Mitsuki: Well, at least you didn't kill him.
Gaara sits back down.
Anna & Kimi: Okay moving on! This one is for Gaara, Mitsuki, Flower, and Shino! Mitsuki, you have to give Gaara a kiss on the cheek, and Flower, you have to do the same but with Shino!
Flower & Mitsuki: Okay!
Flower and Mitsuki lean in to kiss the boys on the cheek, but the boys turn there heads at the last minute, and the girls kiss them on the lips. Both girls faint.
Anna: You see the things you guys do?!
Gaara & Shino: Yep.
Kimi: Well, you guys know the drill, off to the magic secret room with yourselves!
Anna: Have fun in the magic secret room! Don't do anything stupid!
The boys pick up the girls bridal style and carry them to the M.S.R. and close the door.
Neji: You know, it's just a closet.
Anna: Whatever, I'll call it what I want to.
Tenten: But its just a…
Anna: SHUT UP!
The like three or four remaining people leave.
In the M.S.R.
Shino: I'll take a cheeseburger.
Gaara: I'll take an order of fries. Oh, and we'll each take one of those tootsie pop things.
Hal: Coming right up boys! Oh yeah, Kimi and Anna told me to tell you two to say goodbye.
Gaara: Hn. Please send in your truths and dares.
Shino: You can dare anyone even the hosts.
Gaara & Shino: Please dare the hosts!
The girls both unconsciously whack them.
Gaara & Shino: Ow.
Gaara: We accept almost all dares, except those that should be rated R or M.
Shino: Also, Heza-chan doesn't write incest, yaoi, or yuri, sorry if you like that, she doesn't.
Gaara: Please take the time to review.
Shino: Thank you.
Shino & Gaara: Goodbye.