I know, i knwo, It's been a month without ford. However, i do have an excuse. Finals! Yay. cough
Dear Ford,
Is it possible to be totally partial?
Ed's Autoparts
Dear Ed's Autoparts
Hey, weren't you the guys i sent my car to for a new engine 123 years ago? You gave me a new engine, but that engine also blew up my wife when she was driving. Thanks guys! When I found out, i laughed until i cried. oh, the joy to be single again. I did go to the funeral though. The band played, and I danced all the way. Her relatives didn't like me very much. Later I married another, far worse than the other. Oh, how i wished I was single again...
Anyway, yes, it's possible to be totally partial. Partial-ness doesn't follow the rules of physics, thus giving it an advantage: it doesn't ahve to follow our rules. So, even though the laws of physics say that being totally partial is oxymoronic, since it doesn't follow those laws, it's possible.
Ford
Dear Ford,
Why isn't there mouse flavored cat-food?
Old Cat Lady
Dear Old Cat Lady,
I used to know an old cat lady. When she died, no one found out until a couple years later. The lady was real paranoid and her doors were locked, so the cats ate the rest of the cat food, and when there was no more left, they ate her. The cops eventually found what they assumed to be her bones picked clean after a while...
Aside from that grueling subject, there's no mouse flavored cat-food because we have enough mice in this world already. What are we gonna gain from mouse-flavored catfood besides more time for mice to reproduce? And remember: the mice have a plan, adn they purposefully meant for the cats to eat them, it's all part of their experiment. I doubt there's any more mice in your house, I think the mice might have decided they've lost enough comrades from those cats of your already.
Ford
Dear Ford,
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
Asparagus
Dear Asparagus,
You better not let my dear old friend Adam know that you exist. He loves asparagus. he'll probably eat you by the time youget to read the answer to your question. Why am i botering to answer this question if your gonna be his poop soon anyway? I'm so manipulative...
Well, I expect he's already being paid minumum wage, so whoever's suing him won't get much out of it. i suppose he could claim all of his parley stock and make some over-spiced potatoes for Thanksgiving, but taht would not be smart anyway.
Ford