Episode 9: Just Plane Stupid

Sonic wakes up, on the couch. A blanket is crudely placed on him, beer and vomit stains plague it. Sonic's hand dangles in beer bottles, Sonic groans and looks over to the table and sees Tails lying in shards of one was the glass table, Tails also happens to be wearing a lampshade on his head. Sonic tries getting up but his headache slams him back into the couch. Knuckles is seen walking into the room, hung over like the rest.
"What the fuck happened here?" Knuckles questions, whilst moaning.
Tails begins to try and get, he stands up and then stumbles his way to the kitchen sink.
"Kn…knucklers?" Sonic questions.
"What do you want Macmillan?" Knuckles asks.
"Y…you're an asshat" Sonic says before following to vomit.
Knuckles looks over to see Tails taking a crap in the sink.
"A…re you taking a shit?" Knuckles mutters.
Tails follows to grab a dirty bowl that contains a turd, he grabs a cereal box and then empties cereal onto the turd and a slip of paper flies with the breeze from the window and lands on Sonic's face.
"What's that?" Knuckles asks.
"A ticket for you and 4 friends to go to Venice" Sonic reads off.
"Will bring you, Tails, Espio and Vector" Knuckles informs.
"What about Shadow?" Sonic asks.
"His working" Knuckles replies.
"Oh yeah"
"Guys?" Tails ask.
"Yeah?" Knuckles and Sonic ask.
"There's shards of glass in my nads"

2 days have passed since their trembling hangover, they stand in the airport security.
"Why's the line so long?" Knuckles asks.
Knuckles realises that Sonic is dancing out to his Ipod.
"I'm the bomb and I'm about to blow up! Oh, I'm the bomb and I'm about to blow up!" Sonic sings.
"Sonic!" Knuckles smacks Sonic over the head causing his ear buds to fall out.
"What?" Sonic asks.
"Ipod, tray, now" Knuckles says.
"Fine" Sonic replies.
Sonic places his Ipod in the tray and looks at the koala in airport security.
"What?" Sonic asks.
"Mate, get with the system. Take your shoes off" The koala replies.
"I'm not taking my shoes off!" Sonic exclaims.
"Just put them in the tray, they're Velcro! It won't take you even five seconds to put them back on!"
"No!"
"Just take your shoes off!"
"I'll take my shoe off in your ass in a second!"
"Sonic, now!" Knuckles nags.
"Fuck! Fine"

Knuckles, Tails and Sonic sit in the McDonalds.
"Why do we always go so early? McDonalds breakfast tastes like your shit from eating McDonalds last night" Sonic states.
"We came early because that was the easiest flight to book" Tails replies.
"Shut the fuck up Tails, no one likes you" Sonic replies.
"Where are Espio and Vector?" Knuckles asks.
"Yeah, where are they?" Tails asks.
"Tails, shut the fuck up or I'll rip your nuts off and drip feed you your cum!" Sonic yells.
"Jeez, fuck" Tails mutters.
Suddenly Espio and Vector appear from the crowds.
"Yo!" Knuckles gets their attention.
Espio sees them and begins to come over, leading Vector.
"'Sup dude?" Espio greets.
"Nothing much" Knuckles replies.
"But we're going to Venice" Tails states.
Suddenly Sonic opens his coffee and spits in it and then chucks the coffee onto Tails.
"Fuck! It burns!" Tails screams, jumping up.
Sonic gets up and grabs Tails by the neck as Tails screams.
"Shut the fuck up! You're making a scene!" Sonic screams at him while slapping him.
"What the fuck are you doing!?" Tails screams.
Sonic drags Tails over to the counter and grabs Tails head and knocks it against the counter and Tails fall unconscious.
"Are you going to shut the fuck up now!? …good" Sonic says.
"We should get going" Knuckles states.

The group are in First Class walking in.
"Okay, I'll sit with Espio, Sonic ,you'll be sitting with Tails and Vector will sit by himself" Knuckles explains.
Tails turns to Sonic.
"I want the window s…" Tails states before being kneed in the balls by Sonic and dropping to the ground.
"WINDOWS SEAT IS MINE!" Sonic screams rushing to the seat.
Tails walks over to see Sonic sitting in the window seat. Tails sits down in pure silence for a good 15 seconds of silence.
"So, how is…" Tails says before being interrupted.
"Shut the fuck up or I'll throw you out of the plane" Sonic replies.
"Uh…okay" Tails mutters.
"Coach people, remember the toilets up the front of the plane are for First class people. Coach toilets are located at Venice airport" The pilot says over the intercom.

Much time has passed and the plane is in the air. Suddenly Sonic catches a glimpse of Shadow passing.
"Hey Shadow!" Sonic exclaims.
Sonic's voice sends shivers down Shadow's spine and then he sees Sonic.
"Y…yeah?" Shadow asks with an unconvincing grin.
"Where's your shitter at, I got a turtlehead sticking out. I've got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey" Sonic asks.
"Up the front of the plane" Shadow says before quickly walking off.
Sonic then gets up and then begins to by Tails, his behind right in Tails' face. Sonic then releases a horrible fart right on Tails face and then passes by. Tails begins to gag, he touches his nose and looks at his finger and notices a slight bit of faecal matter, he then proceeds to vomit.
Sonic continues to sit in his seat, now alone as Tails is taking a dump.
Shadow stops by Sonic and looks at him.
"What do you want?" Shadow asks.
"one million, billion, trillion, octillion dollars!" Sonic replies.
"For lunch"
"That's what I want"
"In all seriousness, what do you want?"
"one million, billion, trillion, octillion dollars!"
"For fuck sake! TO EAT!?"
"one million, billion…."
"SHUT THE FUCK UP AND PICK FROM THIS SHEET!" Shadow screams chucking a menu at him.
"I want one of everything"
"No"
"Yes"
"You're getting M&Ms"
"I don't want M&Ms!"
"Too bad"
Then suddenly the plane stops and begins to plummet and everyone screams.
Shadow begins to fall through the hallway and Sonic grabs Shadow's hand. Suddenly a huge impact happens, sending shards everywhere and it all goes black.

Author's Note: This was part 1, hold up for part 2!