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Hello again! It's Saturday so you know what that means! UPDATE!!!!!!!!!

I would also like to inform you that I have a poll posted on my profile that I need you vote for !!

Thanks go to MissPumpkinHead - *pulls out shovel* I'm still gunna fight you for L! OH! You just told me you'd get me an L plushy! I can't fight you now…*puts away shovel* Taddifer - I do not force you to update! You lie! sango92 – thanks again! KristinaCleaver18 – New reviewer! AHH! Hanakisa – Thank you! Sinfalcon – 8D Sabishii Tenshi – Thankies! Yurika-chan – Thanking you kindly! angel61991 – XD Pepito rulz – Thanks! Sasuke-chan69 – Thank you! Alternative Angel – Thankies! Tobi lover666 – Tobi is a good boy! LuvNaruto100 – I love it to! TheRedMoonlight – Another new reviewer! Yay!

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Naruto, But I own a Naruto fan book! Does that count?

SUMMERY: Naruto and his two fathers Kakashi and Iruka just moved to Konoha, In between crazy nail polish wearing occults , perverted teachers and making new, albeit strange, friends can he pass his GCSE's? with the help of a smitten Uchiha, let's hope so.

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Chapter 10: This is what happens in public school…

Naruto sat in an embarrassed silence at the Uchiha dinner table, glancing at a glaring Sasuke, and then to a smirking Itachi, who winked at him. Naruto inwardly groaned.
Itachi saw us! OH MY GOD ITACHI SAW US! Shoot me now! Somebody up there hates me!
Itachi coughed and looked over to Naruto
"So Naruto, I heard you and Sasuke upstairs, you sounded…busy, what were you doing?"

Naruto blushed.

"Erm, well…ah…"

Mikoto, being a woman, saw Naruto's…eagerness… to flee the dinner table and therefore did what every mother does in these kind of situations, she fabricated a lie.

"Oh no!"

The three males at the table turned to face her.

"What is it mum?"

"Well Sasu, I forgot to buy a…cake! That's right a cake, and we're nearly finished with dinner! Would you mind taking Naruto and getting one from the shop for me?"
Inner Naruto did a happy dance.

"Of course mum, come on Naru…"

Naruto jumped up and practically ran with Sasuke from the room.

Itachi glared at his mother.

"Take your time!"

She waited for the door to close.

"Shame on you Itachi!"

Itachi pouted at his mother.

"…Kill joy…"

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Temari Sabaku was on a mission, a mission she liked to call operation sisterly protection, and what Gaara liked to call operation bitch can't mind her own damn business. She skulked, yes skulked through the halls of Konoha boy's school, and as it was the weekend, she thought that no one would be there, and it would be the best place to investigate her brothers sudden (1) interest in the same sex. Being the resourceful person she was, she had borrowed (2) a copy of her brothers timetable and was currently making her way to biology room 34. She turned a corner and her goal came into sight.

Bingo!

However, she was not prepared for what she found.

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WARNING SLIGHT LEMON, CHECK BEHIND YOUR SHOLDERS FOR YOUR PARENTS!!!!!!!

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A thin pale man with long black hair was naked and spread eagled on the desk while a white haired man thrust into his small body, his long penis (3) disappearing and reappearing from his hole at a rapid pace.

"Ahh, ngh! Jiraiya! Harder!"

"O-orochimaru! So tight!"

"What the hell are you doing?! This is a public school!"

The thrusting stopped and both the men turned stare at the blonde girl standing in the doorway. The pale man blushed.

"We, we can explain! You see the pervert and I were…"

"Save it for someone who cares! Dip me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians! You are all gay in this school!"

Temari stormed out of the room in a huff;

The white haired man looked down at his companion.

"…Wanna go again?"

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Okay! It's safe to read, but scroll down so you're parents don't see the word penis XD

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The Akatsuki were gathered in a small room at the bottom of the school, franticly discussing the disappearance of their three most treasured members. A blue skinned teen stood up to the podium with a pretty red headed boy next to him.

"Silence every one!"

A short haired blonde stood up.

"Why should we listen to you smurf boy?!"

The red head swiveled to face him.

"Hey don't call him a smurf!"

"Why not! He is one!"

"…Do smurf's have bondage obsessions and cat ear fetishes…?"

The blonde boy crossed his arms.

"…they do when the camera's not rolling!"

"I will not have you disgrace Kisame like that! That takes the cake the biscuit's and the coffee!"

The blonde blinked.

"…what?"

"I demand justice!"

"Silence!"

The room slowly fell silent and waited for the blue one, now known as Kisame, to speak.

"Look, Deidara, Tobi and Itachi have obviously been kidnapped by the blonde chibi's protectors!"

Murmurs of agreement spread throughout the room.

The red head looked at him.

"What should we do Kisame?"

"Well Sasori! That is simple! We rescue him!"

"But how?"

Kisame smiled.

"Simples! What we do is….."

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(1)Shows how much she knows XD

(2)Stolen

(3)ARGH!!! I hated writing this word DX

Sorry it's short! Really tired! Its 1:45 am here XD Remember to do the poll and review! Love CoCoBookmark

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