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DC: Sasuke…

Sasuke: No, seriously. How do you test something like that? I, mean, unless you're Hinata…

DC: Read…the freakin' lines…you amateur.

Sasuke: Fine. Narut-O's, they're apparently Naruto-licios. Now where's my paycheck?

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"Welcome to another exciting episode of Ninja Idol!" exclaimed Ryan. The audience cheered. "Now, for the sake of the Author, let's move on to our next contestant…Shikamaru!"

"Whoo!" cheered Aki. DC sighed.

"So, what song are you singing?" asked the rather bored Author.

"Despite how troublesome this all is, I'm singing Wake Me Up When September Ends…"

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Summer has come and passed

The innocence can never last

Wake me up

When September…

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Shikamaru started snoring.

"He fell asleep?" asked KS.

"Uh…at least his snoring is in tune," said Aki hopefully. KS shook her head.

"REJECTED!" exclaimed DC as security carried Shikamaru away. Aki pouted.

"You guys are mean." DC nodded.

"Well, that sucked," said Ryan to the audience. "Anyway, next up is… Hinata!" Hinata walked on stage.

"What sing you?" asked DC. Hinata smiled.

"The best song ever written!" She threw off her coat, revealing the corset-thing from Chapter 1.

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I'm bringin' sexy back

Them other boys they don't know how to act

I think it's special... what's behind your back

So turn around and I'll pick up the slack

Dirty Babe

You see these shackles baby I'm your slave

I'll let you whip me if I misbehave

It's just that no one makes me feel this way.

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The audience was silenced. DC passed out with a nose-bleed.

"That was the most sluttish thing I've ever seen!" said KS angrily. "Be gone, ye demon of the Pit! Special Author Attack: Generic Energy Blast!" KS performed a Kamekameha-type attack and obliterated Hinata. DC awoke.

"Where'd the smexy go?" he asked.

"I obliterated it!" said KS triumphantly. DC shrugged.

"Good thing too. I almost lost sight of the true smexy…Temari!" DC struck a pose.

"Uh…commercial time!" said Ryan.

Stay tuned for a powerful new episode of "As the Sound Echoes"…

Kabuto: Orochimaru, what's wrong? You haven't attempted to kidnap Sasuke in days.

Orochimaru: That's because…I have a terminal disease!

Kabuto: But who will take care of your adopted half-sister's daughter Maria?

Orochimaru: She also has a terminal disease!

Kabuto: NO!

How will Kabuto handle the impending death of his master? STAY TUNED! (We need the ratings…)

"We have returned!" said Ryan, "So now it's time for…Kisame?"

"What!?!" exclaimed the judges. DC shrugged.

"I figured that, for the sake of the funny, Akatsuki should sing too." Kisame walked on stage.

"Guess what I'm singing?"

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Dun dun…

Dun dun…

Dun Dun…

Dun Dun

Dun Dun

Dun Dun Dun

DA DA!

DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA

Dun…

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"Well, that was pointless," said DC. Kisame groaned and walked away.

"I just realized something," said KS. "These people have no singing talent."

"Not so fast!" exclaimed Temari leaping on stage. "It's my turn! I used to sing this to Gaara when he was scared at night." Temari cleared her throat and sang…

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Little child, be not afraid
though thunder explodes and lightning flash,
Illuminates your tear-stained face.
I am here tonight.

And someday you'll know
that nature is so.
The same rain that draws you near me
falls on rivers and land
on forests and sand
makes the beautiful world that you'll see
in the morning.

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The audience was moved to tears.

"Temari, that was beautiful," said a random guy leaping on stage. DC and Temari gasped.

"Stalker-sama!" they exclaimed. He smiled.

"Yes, and it appears that I find my ex with this fool again."

"Wait! She's your ex now?" asked DC. Stalker-sama nodded.

"Quite so. And no thanks to you…"

SUPER-SPECIAL-AWSOME FLASHBACK SEQUENCE, GO!

"$2,935,751!" exclaimed Stalker-sama looking at the bill.

"And 23 cents," added the manager. Stalker-sama glared at Temari.

"I blame you,' he said. Temari gasped.

"The hell do you blame me?" she asked.

"If you weren't out with that Goth-Emo-Freak-Thing, than I wouldn't have to pay this."

"He is not a Goth-Emo-Freak-Thing! He treated me more like a human being than you ever did!" Silence.

"Very well, Temari. If that's what you think…" Stalker-sama turned and walked off dramatically.

"Come back with my money!" exclaimed the manager.

FLASBACK END

"And that's the last time I saw her, until now." Stalker-sama glared at DC. "It's time to pay for what you did to my life. HENTAI BLADE!" A giant sword with yellow fire appeared. DC nodded.

"And so it shall be. SCYTHE OF THE EMO-GOTH!" DC's purple-fire scythe appeared. The two Author's stood facing each other.

"Uh, can't we just put this behind us?" asked Temari.

"NO!" exclaimed Stalker-sama. "SWORD BATTLE!" He rushed at DC, who parried the attack.

"SCYTHE BATTLE!" countered DC.

"God, not again," muttered Temari. The two Authors proceeded to attack each other, leaving destruction en mass in their wake.

"SWORD BATTLE!"

"SCYTHE BATTLE!"

"SWORD BATTLE!"

"SCYTHE BATTLE!"

"FAN BATTLE!" shouted Temari suddenly. She drew her fan and blew away Stalker-sama, DC, KS, Aki, the ninjas, Ryan Seacrest, the auditorium, the audience, and Milwaukee.

"Uh…sorry," said Temari as she stood alone.

DC: Did you really think I would end with something like that? I summon…SCOBBY-DOO ENDING!

"SWORD BATTLE!"

"SCYTHE BATTLE!"

"Wait!" exclaimed Aki. The Authors stopped mid-attack. "That's not Stalker-sama!" Aki walked over and unmasked him.

"The Fourth Hokage?!?" exclaimed everyone.

"Yes," he said, "I was going to eliminate DC, steal his palm-pilot, and restore myself to my former super-pimp glory. And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids and your stupid dog!"

"Don't insult Sakura like that! She's not that stupid!" said DC. The crowd burst out laughing.

DC: …Never mind. SUPER-SPECIAL-AWSOME-FEEL-GOOD-HAPPY-ENDING GO!

"SWORD BATTLE!"

"Stop!" said DC suddenly. Stalker-sama put down his sword. DC reached into his pocket and pulled out a check.

"This is to pay for T.G.I Friday's," said DC. Stalker-sama smiled.

"Thanks, man." He walked over to Temari.

"I'm sorry. Can we get back together?" Temari squealed with delight and kissed him. Shikamaru woke up and walked over to Aki.

"Wanna hook up?" he asked. Aki nodded.

"Yes, but I won't make out with you spontaneously, for I am not a slut like most people think." Shikamaru shrugged and hugged her instead.

"Time for the finale!" exclaimed DC. A disco ball dropped from the ceiling. DC grabbed a microphone and started singing…

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For what is a man?

What has he got?

If not himself

Then he has not

To say the things

He truly feels

And not the words

Of one who kneels?

The record shows

I took the blows

And did it

My way!

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The audience roared with approval.

"Well this is odd," said Itachi coming from nowhere. "Hey KS, wanna go back to my place?" KS nodded and the two walked off into the moonset.

"Oh, snap!" exclaimed Aki, "The new episode of 'As the Sound Echoes' is coming on!" The audience instantly dissipated.

"Uh…this is getting out of hand," said DC. "And…CHAPTER END!"

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Ha! You all thought I'd actually take the time out to finish Ninja Idol? Well, think again, friends. If this doesn't prove I'm mentally unstable in a good way then nothing does! Next chapter: Stuff happens. Plus: People say things! Review! (And stay tuned!)

P.S. In all honesty, I'm out of funny stuff to write. If any among you have any type of G to PG-13 rated suggestions, ideas, comments, concerns, demands, orders, threats, etc. then please PM or review them to me. For the sake of the funny!