Rachel Berry is in love.
Brittany Pierce, Kurt Hummel, Mercedes Jones, Tina Cohen-Chang, and 8 others like this.
Brittany Pierce Aww! Who is it?
Kurt Hummel *rolls eyes* Oh joy, more sappy love songs for glee.
Rachel Berry There will be no love songs. Unfortunately, I was made to promise that I would not sing any.
Noah Puckerman Hah! Bet you're pissed.
Mercedes Jones Wait… He's in glee? Girl, who you datin'?
Tina Cohen-Chang Who?
Brittany Pierce Did I miss who she said it was?
Kurt Hummel No, Britt, unfortunately Rachel's keeping tight lipped. I hate to sound repetitive, Rachel, but I, too, wish to know the details of this new development!
Rachel Berry I'm sorry everyone, but I'm not ready to share this particular detail of my private life at this time. I only wished to share the happiness I was and am still feeling. I hope you respect my wishes to keep silent on this matter.
Tina Cohen-Chang Don't make me sic Mike's ninja skills on you!
Santana Lopez Who says it's a guy…
Tina Cohen-Chang ! ! !
Rachel Berry Santana!
Kurt Hummel *dramatic gasp* Is this TRUE?
Mercedes Jones Damn girl, you workin' it!
Noah Puckerman That. Is. Hot. Can I watch?
Rachel Berry NO, Noah, there shall be no 'watching' of any kind.
Noah Puckerman Aww, c'mon, babe.
Rachel Berry No!
Brittany Pierce Can I watch?
Rachel Berry … No, Brittany. If Noah cannot watch, neither can you.
Finn Hudson …
Kurt Hummel Well hello, Finn. Nice of you to FINALLY join the party. What are YOUR thoughts on this scandal?
Finn Hudson Shut up, Kurt. You're sitting across the room from me.
Quinn Fabray Wait. Rachel. If it's not me, Mercedes, Tina, or Brittany… Oh. My. God. SANTANA!
Rachel Berry …Apparently, I did not think this through when I decided to share my affections online.
Santana Lopez Damn right, Quinnie! Me n' Berry are gettin' it ON!
Santana Lopez Regularly.
Noah Puckerman Double, triple, a million times HOT!
Mercedes Jones Good. Lord.
Tina Cohen-Chang I… I don't know what to say.
Rachel Berry Santana Francesca Lopez! You…! You…! You better get over here and make this up to me!
Santana Lopez I'll be there in ten. Wear that skimpy outfit you wore last time…
Noah Puckerman Hot Jew, hot Latina, soundproofed room… You SURE I can't watch? I can't… Join in?
Quinn Fabray …Thank you, Puck, for those LOVELY images. Now I need to go scrub my brain.
Brittany Pierce Did I miss who Rachel's dating again?
Santana Lopez It's me, B. I'll text you this weekend, kay? And Puck, HELL NO! The rest of you losers, shut it. Now, I've got things to see and Rachel to do.
Mercedes Jones That's just wrong on so many levels…
Tina Cohen-Chang I agree.
Brittany Pierce Ooooh, have fun!
Kurt Hummel I second the agreement. *I*, for one, would NEVER have seen these two together. Am I dreaming?
Tina Cohen-Chang Only if it's a collective dream we're all stuck in.
Finn Hudson …
Quinn Fabray What is with the too much information sharing? Do we REALLY need to know that?
Noah Puckerman Speak for yourself, Baby Momma. I wanna know!
Quinn Fabray Eww, Puck. Just… Eww. And don't call me that!
Artie Abrams I never knew Santana's middle name was Francesca.
Tina Cohen-Chang …Neither did I.
Mercedes Jones I didn't.
Kurt Hummel I don't think ANYONE knew.
Brittany Pierce Knew what?
Tina Cohen-Chang That Santana's middle name is Francesca.
Kurt Hummel That Francesca is Santana's middle name.
Brittany Pierce Oh. I knew that!
Quinn Fabray And you can't remember your OWN middle name?