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CHAPTER 10
"POTTER!" Lily's infamous potter-scream echoed in the common room, and some of the first years fought over the portrait hole, or the stairs to the dormitories in an attempt to not meet the angry Lily.
"Yes?" James, very foolishly, stood up and walked towards Lily, who looks like smoke is going to come out of her ears,
"Potter, what on earth did you do to my boyfriend?"
"Boyfriend, I have no idea that you have a boyfriend!" James said, pretending to look bewildered, "Do I have the honor to meet your lucky boyfriend?"
"No you don't," Lily spat, "But you already did, how can you sneak gillyweed into his lunch? Madame Promfrey just coaxed him out of the lake and he's now in a giant goldfish bowl!"
"I did not sneak gillyweed into your precious boyfriend's lunch,"
"How can you lie? We found them in his lunch after asking the house elfs!"
"Did the house elfs tell you that I put it in?"
"...No..."
"So why do you think it's me?"
"Because...everyone knows...that..." Lily stuttered, her face with a tinge of red,
"What is it, Lily?" James asked with raised eyebrows, "Why do you think it's me?"
"Because...because everyone knows that you like me and are jealous of him!" Lily yelled,
"True, I do like you, but I'm not a bit jealous of your boyfriend," James said, "Have you ever seen his hair without the influence of the rather powerful spell? Or have you seen how small his-"
"Stop!" Lily interrupted him before he can finish his sentence, "How many gillyweed did you put into his lunch? We need to know in order to cure him!"
"I did not put gillyweed into your boyfriend's lunch!" James said again, "I never did that before, though I admit it's a rather good idea..."
"Potter! Be serious, I know it's you!"
"But I am Sirius, he's James!" Sirius suddenly jumped in front of Lily, who is definitely not in the mood of another serious/Sirius joke,
"Black, don't make me hex you," Lily said in a low, threatening voice. She looked over at Remus and Peter, and deciding to spare Remus, marched over to Peter and grabbed him by the collar of his robes,
"Pettigrew, let me say this very slowly," Lily said slowly as if she's talking to a five year old, "How many gillyweed did you put into my boyfriends's lunch?"
"I...we...didn't..." Peter is speaking the truth, but under Lily's glare, anything he says sounds like a lie.
"Fine! We'll do this the hard way then," Lily walked over to James, and pulled out a crystal bottle, "Open your mouth,"
James, not knowing what the potion is, did not budge, he's not stupid enough to drink unknown potions, especially not unknown potions given by a very angry Lily Evans.
"Fine," Lily said again, and simply waved her wand and James's mouth snapped wide open, Lily dripped a drop in, and James snapped his mouth shut,
"What was that?" James asked, rubbing his jaw line,
"How many gillyweeds did you put into my boyfriend's lunch!" Lily practically yelled into James's face,
"I didn't! It's not going to change no matter how many times you ask me!"
Lily's face fell, and she looked pensively into the distance,
"Then who..."
"Lily, if you don't want to force feed me any weird potions anymore, I'm going to bed," James said with a dark look, his jaw really hurt,
"Wait!" Lily whirled around, "Then who gave my boyfriend gillyweed?"
"How would I know?" James snapped, he seems to be really angry at Lily this time, "Goodnight, Evans,"
Lily looked up at the staircase in which James has disappeared to, and still stood watching when Peter, Sirius, and Remus passed her to follow him,
"You really made him angry this time, there's nothing he hates more than being accused of doing things that he hasn't done," Remus said to her as he passed her.
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