And now…The last chappie…Let us pray…R&R…Enjoy…Ok, let's not get emotional here… :p

Chapter Ten

Once Shadow, Amy, Rouge, and Knuckles were done with Eggman, they decided to leave Twinkle Park. Since the place was a wreck, the employees had to stick around there to clean things up. Sucks for them! Anyway, the four were walking their way through the town all by themselves.

"Some Freaky Friday, huh?" Amy started a conversation.

"Oh, yeah", Rouge nodded. "I'm never gonna forget this."

"Too bad Eggman got away", Shadow said. "I was about to talk about his sister."

"Shadow, I doubt that he even has a sister", Knux sweatdropped. "But yeah, I was about to dis about his dad, but yeah, he got away. Anyway", he turned over to Rouge. "Wanna give me a kiss goodbye?"

"Whatever", Rouge sighed as the two stopped.

Crazily, Knuckles pulled her into a long passionate kiss. She struggled to get free, but he was too strong. She made a large moan sound as she felt his tongue traveling around her mouth. Good lord, he was becoming a wild animal! However, that started to turn Rouge on. Amy and Shadow had their jaws dropped in disgust and shock. Soon enough, Knuckles released his new girlfriend's lips.

"Hey, let's go rent a room at Holiday Inn", the echidna suggested. "Heck, let's get married, move away, and make babies!"

"See ya!" Rouge took Knuckles' hand and took off.

With Shadow and Amy alone, they just stood their in awe. And there were cricket sounds. Then they shrugged their shoulders.

"I guess I'll go home", Amy yawned a little.

"I'll walk you", Shadow insisted as he offered a hand.

"Cool", the female hedgehog took his hand and they start walking again. "So…Now that we're boyfriend and girlfriend…no more stripper clubs?" she asked as she rested her head on his shoulder.

"…Yeah, because I've found a girlfriend", the black hedgehog said in defeat.

"No prostitutes?" Amy asked to make sure. "No exotic dancers? Etc.?"

"None of them", Shadow vowed. "But I'm going to miss them!" he thought tearfully. "I mean, they had great, big, giant boobs! And look at Amy's!" he looked at Amy's flat chest. "She's flat like Nicole Richie! Dang, now I have to wait until she's 16 or older for her to get some!" he looked at the sky angrily.

"Are you ok?" his girlfriend asked him oddly.

"Yeah, I'm fine", Shadow sorta lied as he rubbed the back of his head.

Amy looked at the sky, feeling a little tired. Up in the sky, she suddenly saw a shooting star. She gasped as she stopped and pulled Shadow to stop also.

"What?" he asked curiously.

"A shooting star! Make a wish!" Amy points at the sky. Then she closed her eyes and focused on her wish. Her boyfriend did the same. Seconds later, they opened their eyes. "So whatcha wish for?" Amy asked.

"Well...I had two wishes", Shadow said as he pulled out his cell phone. "Like first, I wish to see Vector, Charmy, and Espio get their butts kicked by every football team fan-club in this country."

"RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" Vector yelled out as he, Espio, and Charmy ran forward, across the street from the two hedgehogs. Suddenly, they all tripped and fell on their stomachs.

As Shadow held his camera phone, all of the other football team fans including the New York Giants fan club started beating the crap out of the Chaotix. All of them yelled bad things about the Patriots as they punched and kicked the poor guys. Soon enough, they were done. And wow, the Chaotix looked a mess! Lots of bruises, two black eyes, and bloody noses! Plus, they look like they were cripples with broken bones!

"Yeah, that'll teach ya", the Giants fan-club member said as he clapped the dust off of his hands. "The Patriots are losers! We all pwned you! Sucks for you!"

"YEAH!" the other football fans chanted.

"Now, who wants some beer?" the Giants fan-club leader asked gleefully.

"WE DO, WE DO!" the other football fans cheered. Then they all took off, leaving the injured Chaotix behind.

"Ok…?" Amy sweatdropped.

"And I wished to see Sonic get his butt kicked by that one chick", Shadow told his second wish.

"HELP ME, BILL CLINTON! HELP ME, HANNA MONTANA! HELP ME, K-FED!" Sonic shouted out for mercy as he was still running away from Sally. All of the sudden, he tripped on a rock and fell forward. He looked back and screamed like a girl.

"YOU'RE FREAKING DEAD!" Sally came out of nowhere with the same baseball bat.

Amy covered her eyes as Sally starts beating the crap out of Sonic. He yelled and screamed in pain as Sally shouted angrily how she hates him, that he should pay for what he said, and that their relationship was over. Shadow continued using his camera phone as he laughed hysterically. Poor Sonic, hopefully he'll live. Soon enough, Sally was done teaching Sonic a lesson. She panted heavily and took off her ring. Then she threw it at Sonic's face and walked away. Now they weren't fiancés anymore. The blue hedgehog was unconscious with lots of bumps and bruises all over his body. At that moment, Shadow started cracking up as he held his stomach. Then he puts his cell phone away.

"Whoo, whoo, that was good", Shadow wiped the tears from his eyes.

"And what are you going to do with those two videos?" Amy asked suspiciously as she opened her eyes.

"I'm gonna put them all over the internet. I'll start by uploading them on Facebook, Myspace, Youtube, Xanga, BlackPlanet, Google, Yahoo, etc.", Shadow listed. "Anyway, what did you wish for?"

"Well…I kinda wished for a sports car", Amy crossed her arms. Out of nowhere, a cool red sports car landed in front of her! She gasped in shock as Shadow sweatdropped. "Yay!" she jumped in the front seat. "Look, I got Geico insurance to pay for my car!" she held up a contract.

"W…T…F…?" Shadow said to himself awkwardly. "Shotgun!" he got in the passenger's seat.

The two fastened their seatbelts. Amy starts the car as the radio starts playing the same song as they heard from the Tunnel of Love. Unworriedly, she sped off, without getting caught or getting into a wreck. Amy puts the car on auto-pilot and then gave Shadow a long passionate kiss. He wrapped his arms around her shoulders as he pressed his lips deeper onto hers. Soon enough, they released each other.

"That was the best kiss ever", Shadow said with a smile.

"The best kiss so far", Amy winked. Both of them kicked back as the car kept driving by itself, under the beautiful moonlight.

(15 years later…)

"And that's how I meet your dad", the 27 year old Amy finished sharing her story.

"Wow…No offense, but the story sucked", her teenage son said rudely.

"You're grounded", Shadow said as he was sitting on the couch and reading the newspaper.

"Again?" the son complained. "This is like the tenth time this month", he said as he walked upstairs.

"I loved the story, Mommy", the little daughter said gladly. "Did you guys have magical ponies?" she asked curiously, yet excitedly.

"No", Amy shook her head.

"Did you have fairies?"

"No."

"Fairy Odd Parents?"

"Um, no."

"Weapons of mass destruction?"

"No."

"McDonald's?"

"Nope."

"Anything?" the daughter asked with a shrug.

"Well…We had each other", Amy wrapped her arms around Shadow.

"Uh-huh", the father continued reading the paper.

"Oh", the daughter smiled. "Hey, Mom, how come people get surgeries to change their private parts?"

"What??" Shadow and Amy looked at her oddly.

"Does God really exist?" the daughter starts asking some various questions.

"Um, yeah-," Amy answered slowly.

"What if he was one of us?"

"Erm…"

"Why isn't anyone doing anything about health care and why didn't anyone find the cure to AIDS?"

"Um-,"

"Who invited Star Wars?"

"It was-," Shadow began to speak.

"How about a wood-chop-chop-wood-chop-wood-chop-wood?"

"Huh?" Shadow raised an eyebrow.

"Where do babies come from?"

"Go to your room", Amy and Shadow pointed upstairs awkwardly.

"Ok!" the daughter smiled and then ran up the stairs.

"Where'd she learn all that from?" Amy wondered.

"Probably from school", Shadow said as he starts reading the newspaper again. "But I've been wondering…What ever happened to that fake hedgehog?"

"Hm", Amy shrugged her shoulders.

(At the park…)

"HELP ME, MONTELL! HELP ME, DREW CAREY! HELP ME, ROSIE O'DONNELL! HELP ME, SAMUEL L. JACKSON! HELP ME, MICHAEL VICK! HELP ME, MAURY! HELP ME, GEORGE BUSH! HELP ME, GOD! AHHHH!!!" the 30 year old Sonic called out for help as he was running for his life.

And who was he running away from? Well, let's say he's running from a lot of his baby mommas, including Sally, Mina, Bunnie, Wave, and more! Holy crap, he's an animal! The reason why they're chasing him, because he won't pay child support. Suddenly, Sonic tripped and fell forward. Before he could've got back up, all of the girls began to beat the crap out of him with baseball bats, golf clubs, hot frying pans, and some other stuff. So anyway, everyone lived happily ever after, except for Sonic of course…

THE END

OMG, I can't believe that it's over! Well, anyway, Happy Valentine's Day! Thanks for reading and reviewing! If you don't have a Valentine, just give love to your family and friends. Well, see ya on my next story! See ya!