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"I love Fan fiction!" both Misaki and KIsa Kisa & Misaki ROCKS Chapter 10
"So-" I stared at Misaki with a raised eyebrow as we sat by the window plain.
"Yeah-" she said mirroring my stance.
"I'm booored," I stated.
"We could go play with Yu-chan," she stated.
"Ah what better to do than annoy the main characters."
Misaki and I heard Yuuki from the bathroom.
"I have the responsibility of providing you with blood! I plan on doing that from now on as well! I can't keep giving you a feast here and there, though. To Zero, I might seem like a disciplinary volunteer though... Are you listening?"
Why the heck is Yuuki rambling on? What's this about?
"Are you prepared Zero?" asked Yuuki. We then heard movement. Misaki and I looked at each other.
Prepared for what?
"N-now?!" She gasped panicked voice.
Misaki and I open the bathroom door to see a sight that would make one have an epic nose bleed. Those who are perverts that is.
Zero pins Yuuki to bathroom wall. Zero without a shirt on...
"Oh my oreos dipped in chocolate milk!" Gasped Misaki comically.
"This show has Hentai!" I gasped to Misaki.
"Its not what it looks like!" Yelled Yuuki.
"Oh my Toga! Our Imouto and Otouto are committing incestuous adultery behind our backs!" I cried to Misaki.
"Oh the woe, and we taught our brother to wait for marriage," cried Misaki.
"No its-" began Yuuki.
"Stolen her virtue, he has done wronged. What is his penalty?" My voice in a thick cowboy accent
"Jailed."
"Burned"
"Hanged."
"Circumised"
Misaki gave me a look. We were engulfed in silence by now.
Awkward silence...
Then I noticed Misaki look rather uncharacteristically uncomfortable in this scene. She looked at Zero and blushed. Did she like Zero?
"I'm telling Daddy!" I yelled suddenly breaking awkwardness.
Yuuki ran after me before I told Cross something and I left Zero and Misaki on their own. I feel like an idiot. I have been pushing Yuuki and Zero that I didn't notice how my sister felt.
With Misaki's feelings, I knew I couldn't talk to her about it. Misaki though more exuberant of the two of us was extremely private. Its something I respected about her. She would never show her true feelings and hide it under pranks.
(Crosses office.)
"Your first job right? As a hunter," said Cross. We heard the conversation from behind the door. Yuuki was kinda of upset with what Zero did and is moping around.
"How aweful. To have you continue on the kiryuu house, they. Are planning on seeing whether they can still use you," said Cross shaking his head.
"I-" began Zero.
"It's unfortunate, Zero but you have no right to refuse," he seriously said. I guess this is where Zero receives the job to go vampire hunting. Misaki and I moved from the door before we got caught and went to the gates to follow Zero to his job.
...
"Ba dum, ba dum, ba dum dum ba dum.," Misaki and I hummed the theme song of the pink panther.
We saw Zero turn in an alley and picked up the pace.
I looked around to find it empty. There was a crate, a stack of news papers, the paint was peeling and there was trash all around.
Something smelled like it died here and then there was this ominous familiar aura behind us not to mention the broken beer bott-
Ominous familiar aura... BEHIND US.
As if Misaki read my mind we both swiftly turned around only to be hit on the head by our Ominous familiar friend Zero.
BANG!
BANG!
"Why are you following me!?" He glowered as we stood up.
"We wanted to see you hunt a vampire. Zero we are guardians and we haven't even had a chance to see a vampire in action," lied Misaki quickly. I inwardly grinned at my sisters acting skills.
"Go back," he glared at her.
"No, Kisa and I were going to look for some vampire before so I think its safer for us to have a hunter with us than checking it out on our own," she reasoned.
They shared a long passionate glare down before I coughed uncomfortably as the scents of the alley was getting to me.
"Whatever, just don't get in my way," he instructed. Misaki and my face lit up and followed him. I was on his left and Misaki was on his right.
"By the way, how did you know we were following you?" I asked curiously.
"I thought you guys were good at sneaking around. Nevertheless- I heard you guys humming- idiots," he stated with a bored expression.
"Ah, we were in that playful mood," I smiled. We started walking in silence and I felt my tummy rumble.
"I'm huuuungry," I whined as I ignored the tick mark on Zero's head.
"We can eat when we finish watch Zero take down a level E. Is there anything you want to eat?" She asked in an elderly responsible sisterly way that I think surprised Zero as he looked at her.
I placed my index finger on my lip and thought real hard... What do I want to eat... Cake...- nope... Doughnuts...that's a cake too I think. That's were I turned my head to a food stand.
"I would like to buy a hamburger." I chuckle.
"I would like to buy a ambergar." She says in a French accent, correcting me. Well Misaki can rarely show her elderly sister side.
"Hamburger."
"Hairybear."
"Hamburger."
"Duburgar."
*Ominous pressure beside us increases*
"Hamburger!"
"Demiburger!"
Double BANG!
"Shut up!" shouted Zero
...VK...VK...
After a while we came across a mansion. We watched Zero walk in first. "Misaki, you go in. This place is too enclosed and creepy," I told her.
Zero nodded and walked off. "Kisa?" Miskai seemed confused by me.
"Just go," I told her. She gave me a curious look before walking inside. "Be careful," I heard her mumble.
I wanted to wait for Yuuki to show up so maybe I could get her away from here.
"If you don't hurry up and finish your business, you will be late for the photo shoot," I heard a woman.
Shiki and Rima are here. I looked around. Strangely Yuuki wasn't here.
"Why do wwe have to get rid of an ex-human so early in the morning?"
"Don't get beaten to it by the one from association or so the senate tells us. It would seem the vice dorm leader was also told harshly by his grandfather."
"Yeah! That guy is a dick!" I yelled out.
"Siamese 2?" Noted Shiki.
"Why am I Siamese 2?" I tilted my head curiously.
"You are the younger of the Heiwa sisters," he stated. I hid my surprise by breaking out in a smile.
"That's so mean Shiki-swaaan," I whined doing my best impression of Sanji from One Piece. "My name is Kisa and Misaki is older."
"So what are you doing here?" asked Rima.
"We followed our baby brother to a mission here. Misaki went in and I wanted to stay outside. I mean hello, have you watched the haunted mansion?" I asked.
Suddenly we heard a noise and I followed Shiki and Rima inside. Shiki fought it using that blood thing and I watched it got away.
"Huh? He got away," said Shiki.
'This guy states the obvious a lot' I sweatdropped.
"What are you doing? Hurry up!" Ordered Rima putting her purple umbrella down.
"I don't like playing chase," he said. I noted that I couldn't see Misaki and ran past him.
"MISAKI!" I shouted now concerned on whether Zero kept my sister safe.
Suddenly something grabbed my foot through the ground and I fell forward.
"Hahha, I'm lucky today, with you, that's two!" Laughed an inhuman voice. Oh no, wasn't this suppose to happen to Yuuki?!
I blasted fire on his face but he dodged. "I'll be gentle for you." He told me.
Suddenly a gunshot pierced the air and hit the guy on his shoulder.
"Don't touch her with your dirty hands!" Growled Zero and Misaki ran up to be and pulled me away.
"Zero!".
"This pointless game of tag ends here." Zero stomped on the guys hand like a badass he is.
"For the sins of repeated murderous actions as a vampire, I liquidate you." He said taking out a page.
"The end, huh? But, at least now I can go without killing humans." The guy gave a distant look. For second I felt pity for it but I thought of a vampire killing Misaki or someone I loved and realised that the guy will now be paying for his sins.
The bullet went off and I looked away while Misaki continued to stare on.
The vampire disintegrated into dust. We were in silence
"We picked up a girl there," said Rima as Shiki appeared behind her with a girl thrown callously over his shoulder.
"What should we do? She's still alive." Announced Rima.
Misaki got up. "I'll take her to the hospital," she said.
I followed behind as we walked past Zero I turned to him uncomfortably. "Thank you for saving my life Zero... I'm also sure that girl appreciates it," I said turning to the unconscious girl over Shiki's shoulder.
Zero stared at me and I smiled at him. "Whatever, just don't go running around everywhere again."
"Awww, our baby brother cares!" Both Misaki and I cooed and we saw him grunt and walk away.
As we left I saw Misaki glare at a sparrow on a tree branch. I guess its almost time for her to arrive.
What do you think of this chapter? Firestripe49- yip, it was intentional. I found that vampire knight had a ton of dry jokes. Yuuki would be goofy and Aido would be just plain weird but thee whole air to the anime was just so heavy and serious. Basically I made Misaki and Kisa the comic relief characters. lmamc- I love the Twins too! Here is a cookie! O(throws cookie) Cookiez- you make me blush(hides face) please continue reviewing and thanks for feeding my starving ego. shadowwolfoffire- I hope you like the next few chapters:) FanOfYou- thanks so much sorry it took much time to review. I watch the epz and I tweak them as I copy the dialogues. otomemichieve-sama- thank you. You are my first review for this chapter. Thank you. I had every intention to make my readers laugh :) Guest- hey thank you for always reviewing. I won't say for certain but I'm going to make Misaki's pairing unknown. Please continue reviewing:) Reviews= support = I continue this story :)