I don't own NCIS, Or McDonald's, Or Nutter Butter. Just read on.
Chapter 10
This is not happening. This is not happening.
Tony sat down at his desk.
The conversation with Vance last night was just a dream. Ziva's not being replaced. Not yet.
As soon as he thought that, the elevator doors opened and a young girl about twenty-five walked up to his desk. She had bright red hair, with light blue eyes. She was wearing a black work suit.
"Is this Agent Gibbs' office?" she asked.
"Who's asking?" Tony replied suspiciously.
She held out her hand. "Special Agent Jamie Grey. I've been assigned to his team."
"Agent Grey."
Gibbs walked in with his morning cup of coffee. Well, his first cup of morning coffee.
"Agent Gibbs?" Grey asked.
"Yup." He held out his hand to shake Grey's. Tony glared slightly.
"I'm honored to work with you, sir," she said enthusiastically. "I've been told you're the best."
"That's what they say. Here's your desk." He gestured to the desk across from Tony. Ziva's desk.
The acid of fury ran through Tony like a volcano erupting.
Grey sat down at Ziva's desk and started setting up her things on Ziva's desk. Tony hadn't even realized that Ziva's stuff had been removed. Grey set up a hot pink, sparkly, Hello Kitty pencil jar. She was completely disgracing Ziva's desk.
"Ari, shut up!"
Ziva and Ari were sitting on the couch.
"Ziva," Ari said. "We need to know everything about Gibbs. All of his weaknesses."
"I have told you all his weaknesses."
"Then how about the people he works with. That you worked with. What are their weaknesses?"
"You want to know their weaknesses as well?" Ziva asked.
"Yes!"
"Well," Ziva said. "McGee's biggest weakness…" She thought for a minute, while Ari looked at her intently. "I'd have to say McGee's biggest weakness is… Nutter Butters."
Ari groaned while Ziva smiled.
"Mmm… Nutter Butter," McGee said, looking at the package.
"You know, Probie, I think you're addicted to those," Tony said from his desk.
"I'm not eating them now," McGee said. "I'm going to eat lunch first."
"Mommy taught you well, McGoo."
McGee glared at Tony.
"I'm back, guys."
Grey came in with McDonald's. She handed them their food, Tony a Double Quarter Pounder, McGee a Big Mac.
At that moment Gibbs came in, and Grey handed him the same thing Tony had.
"Whataya got?"
Tony stood up and pointed to the McGee. "Put it on the screen, McLovin' it." A giggle came from behind Tony.
He slowly turned around and found Grey with her hand on her mouth from embarrassment. She smiled at him nervously. He was gonna have to get used to having a girly girl on the team. She probably had a pink room at home. He felt kinda sorry for her dates.