Bold is Kyuubi speaking not me.
CHAPTER 10: Meeting Kyuu-chan?
"Ouch." Naruto grabbed his stomach and doubled over with pain.
His stomach had been swirling for quite a time just like Sasuke's sharingan swirls when he activates it. Suddenly a horrible thought came to Naruto's mind. What if he had eaten Sasuke's eyes? He was pretty sleepy at breakfast and he couldn't even remember what he had eaten.
"Sasuke. Do you still have your eyes in your sockets?" Naruto asked him entering his room.
"Yes why?" Sasuke looked at the blond with a confused look.
"No I was under the impression that I had eaten them for breakfast?"
"I would have been screaming bloody murder and revenge now if that would have happened." Sasuke shrugged.
"Point." Naruto huffed. "Maybe someone else's eyes…" He trailed off.
"Brat it's me." Came a voice.
"Sasuke." Naruto had the most serious expression a 12 year old could have. "I think I'm being haunted."
"Cool" Sasuke said stars in his eyes. "So what's the ghost is like?" Sasuke activated his Sharingan and frantically started looking around.
Both Naruto and Sasuke suddenly found themselves in a dark damp sewer in front of bars with seals. Two red glowing eyes pores holes in them.
"Cower beneath my might puny humans. Ha ha ha aha ha." A deep voice rumbled.
"Great sound effects." Naruto commented. "By the way who are you?"
" I am the great, strong, powerful, smart, handsome, might, majestic…"
"Enough with the adjectives, Mr. I Have A Big Ego. A better introduction perhaps." Sasuke interjected.
"Wait you don't know me?" The voice had a hint of disbelief.
"No." Both shook their heads in disagreement.
"Are you the Fourth Hokage? Because that's the only person I know who is great, powerful, smart and handsome." Naruto offered.
"Not that twerp. Try again."
"How about his wife? Surely she was greater than the Yondaime." Sasuke suggested thinking of his own mom.
The figure nodded.
"You guys are lucky I am not her."
"Then you're probably the girl who lost her glass slipper and got lost finding it and was sent to hell as punishment. What was her name again? Yeah. Cinderella." Sasuke tried.
"I don't think that's how the story goes, Sasuke." Naruto sweatdropped.
"Glass slipper? Seriously? Do humans wear that now a days?"
"So break the cake? Which dead guy are you?" Sasuke was tired of playing the game.
"Pathetic what do they teach the kids in school these days? And who said anything about me being dead? I am the one and only Nine tailed fox."
With that the fox emerged in all its glory or whatever it had left of considering the cage and all.
Silence.
"Oh." Naruto and Sasuke both made out.
"That's it?" yelled the Kyuubi.
"No 'You should be dead.' Or 'The Fourth Hokage killed you.' Or 'Please spare us Kyuubi sama'?"
"So you're not a ghost? Disappointing." Naruto huffed.
"Ghost? How can you compare me to such a… such a… I don't even have a word for it." Kyuubi yelled indignantly.
"Exactly." Naruto said. "Which explains why I would like to meet one."
"Nice place by the way." Sasuke smirked h9is voice dripping with sarcasm.
"This is inside of your stomach brat." Kyuubi pointed towards Naruto.
"Wait you're telling me you've been freeloading in my stomach all the time and haven't paid the rent once?" Naruto glared at him.
"Pay up." He demanded.
"You've got to be joking." Kyuubi looked at him.
"Sasuke." Naruto turned to his adopted brother.
Sasuke nodded and gave Kyuubi a full sharingan powered glare which showed him a horrible and dreadful genjutsu in which he and the fourth were eating cookies and drinking tea together.
Kyuubi gave a howl of despair.
"Stop. Stop. Anything. I'll do anything. Not this. I'll give you all my chakra and will become your slave just stop this."
Naruto and Sasuke did a high five while Kyuubi went into a corner whimpering and sobbing.
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"You what?" Fugaku jumped as soon as the two boys had filled him on what had happened.
"Yeah. And Kyuu chan is pretty obedient now." Sasuke said munching a cookie.
"Kyuu chan?" Fugaku asked slowly.
"Naruto gave him a nickname. Since he wouldn't say he's real one."
Poor Fugaku slumped back in his seat.
'Ha ha ha. I wonder what Minato died for?' he thought.
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To answer rainwolf42 I practically suck at writing romance so I don't think I'll be doing any shipping. I am not going to specify who ends up with who. Just pair up yourselves as you wish. Sorry.