A.N. Hello those interested in this book! Sorry for not updating for so long but I have also been updating my stories on my Wattpad account (cough*you should read them*cough). Thanks for all of the reviews, I love to read them since I'm glad there are people that actually read and enjoy this. Hope you enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own anything except for my OC's.
"Of everything that had happened that night, you're biggest concern was that you had to go to school?" Reyna asked her; like her mother she practically worshipped books.
"Well, yeah. Pretty much." Carly replied offhandedly. She didn't care much for a school that teaches them how to be 'good'. Did they really think that the VK's didn't know how to deal with a crying baby to Auradon standards?
"Wait!" Evie exclaimed, cutting off whatever Reyna was going to say next. "Isn't this our first Remedial Goodness class?"
The others looked to the screen and her question was answered by three groans of annoyance.
"Great. Just great." Mal muttered under her breath, careful to not let Fairy Godmother hear her.
Mal was drawing in her book, slouched down on the desk. Evie was sat next to her, paying rapt attention but looked like she was ready to stab somebody with her heels (those things hurt like a bitch). Carly and Jay were sitting next to each other on another desk and looking at Fairy Godmother in confusion and apprehension.
Fairy Godmother: If someone hands you a crying baby, do you, A, curse it? B, lock it in a tower? C, give it a bottle? Or D, carve out its heart? Evie.
"I think that was the single most terrifying question I have ever heard." Jay said, eyes wide as he looked at the now paused screen.
"I can think of a villain best suited for each one of those answers, though." Mal stated casually. She seemed oblivious to the stares they were receiving as they casually talked about the horrific paths they could take when being handed a crying baby.
"True," Carly replied thoughtfully. "The Big Bad Wolf would be the one to carve out the child's heart... with his claws though... and it'd probably be a brutal removing of the heart than it being carved out."
"Yeah, Gothel would be the one to lock it in a tower. Or Ginny." Evie continued.
Jay was the next to speak, "Maleficent is the one that would curse it."
"Honestly, I think that any of the villains would give the baby a bottle if it meant it would shut up." Mal finished for the four of them.
Evie: What was the second one?
Fairy Godmother: Oh, okay. Anyone else? Mal?
Mal: C, give it a bottle.
"Surprised you got it." Violet drawled, not unkindly and Mal smirked at the young fairy lounging on Candice's shoulder.
Fairy Godmother: Correct. Again.
Carly: You are on fire, girl!
"Why thank you, Carly!" Mal mockingly bowed to her friend who played along, curtly nodding her head with a 'serious' expression on her face.
"Of course, Lady Mal," Carly stated in a pompous manner and the two cracked up in laughter.
Mal: Just pick the one that doesn't sound like any fun.
"Not the advice most would give," Tanya spoke up for the first time, gaining confidence from the presence of her friend.
"I'm not most, though," Mal stated, smiling with all her teeth bared.
"Never have truer words been spoken," Jane's daughter smiled back, more gentle.
Carly: Oh.
Evie: That makes so much sense.
Mal: Oh...
Mal turned her attention back down to her notebook where the camera alternated to show a detailed sketch of Fairy Godmother's wand.
"That's some next level shit!" Mya stated excitedly. Mya was the daughter of Merida (yes, that Merida) and an unknown prince. Surprisingly, she loved to draw and was the one to start the art club at Auradon Prep.
Jane walked into the room and the villain kids rose their eyebrows at her timid appearance.
Fairy Godmother: Oh. Hello, dear one.
Jane: Hi. You need to sign off on early dismissal for the coronation.
Fairy Godmother: Everyone here remembers my daughter, Jane?
"Uh... we weren't exactly introduced until that moment Fairy Godmother," Jay piped up; she looked at him and shrugged slightly.
Jane: Mom, no!
Fairy Godmother: It's okay. Jane, this is everyone.
"Well that cleared things up nicely. Now she'll definitely know who everyone is," Audrey sneered quietly, but not too quietly for the VK's to not give them dirty looks.
Jane: Hi. That's okay, don't mind me. As you were.
She left as quickly as she could after that.
Fairy Godmother: Ahem. Let's continue. You find a vial of poison.
"Dramatic much, mom?" Jane snickered at how dramatic and over the top her mother was being.
Fairy Godmother: Do you, A, put it in the king's wine? B, paint it on an apple?
Evie and Mal shared a smile at that one and Jay and Carly snorted.
Fairy Godmother: Or C, turn it over to the proper authorities.
Evie, Carly and Jay's hands shot up although Jay seemed to only participate to annoy Carly.
Carly: Oh! Ooh... get off!
Jay grabbed Carly's hands so she couldn't answer but kept one of his own up.
Fairy Godmother: Jay.
Jay: C. You turn it over to the proper authorities.
"You only did that to purposefully annoy me!" Carly griped at Jay, scowling in his direction.
"So what?" Jay smirked at his girlfriend.
"Jay," Evie sung out to him. "Don't anger your girlfriend since she might keep sex privileges from you."
Jay sputtered in surprise and his friends burst into laughter at his expression and reaction.
Carly: I was going to say that.
Jay: But I said it first. Come here!
Jay and Carly started fighting, grabbing at each other and hitting and kicking. They started to fight on the desk, Jay pinning Carly down while she attempted to escape. Evie and Mal ignored them easily and looked at the reflection and continued to sketch respectively.
Carly: Ow!
Jay: Come on, who said it first? Who said it first?
"Ah. Couple fights, truly beautiful," Lonnie piped up.
"Yes, such a sight to behold," Doug continued for her.
"Shut up!" Jay and Carly whined at them, each pouting.
Carly: Ow! Stop! Get off! Ah!
Fairy Godmother: Children! Children! I am going to encourage you to use that energy on the tourney field, Jay. And Carly, you could go on track and/or swimming.
The two slowly released each other and went to sit back down.
Jay: Oh, no. That's okay. Whatever that is, we'll... we'll pass.
"And yet Jay is now the star of the tourney field and Carly is a champion of the track and a fish in water," Tanya said from where she had been quiet in the corner.
"Thanks, I guess," Carly replied unsurely.
A.N. Descriptions!
Maya: Wild red hair and ice blue eyes. She looks like Merida, basically and wears a dress similar to the one that Merida wore when the tribes competed for her hand but less restricting and more suitable for someone who enjoys the wilderness.