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Post: Private
I just saw Kelly. I just saw Kelly leaning over Andy's desk. I just saw Kelly touch him on the shoulder. I just saw Kelly laughing at something he said. And I know for a fact it was stupid and asinine and she probably didn't even understand but she laughed anyways. Andy. I think I need to go puke.
Not that I'm jealous. Kelly can flirt with Andy if she wants to. I broke up with her, right?
You know…I was always the guy who went for the tall skinny blondes. That's why all my friends were surprised when I started dating Kelly. The thing is…they always hated the blondes…they loved Kelly.
Not that any of that matters because it's over.
I just saw Andy slap her ass. I officially hate him.