CHAPTER 10
Isshin Kurosaki

1. Why do you constantly attack Ichigo other than keeping him on his toes?

Isshin- I think it's important that he learns he can be attacked any time of any day.

Me- *head tilts back* Riiiiiiight. And it isn't for sheer entertainment?

Isshin- *shrugs* Maybe a little.

Me- *rolls eyes*

2. Could you beat Ichigo in a fight?

Isshin- *puts hand on chin* I don't know. It depends on if he ever learns the final Getsuga Tenshou.

Ichigo- *from outside* I said I'm working on it!

Me- *opens door* GET BACK IN THE BISHIE CLOSET!

Ichigo- You want me to beat Aizen or what?

Me- That isn't until a few more weeks! Now get back in the closet! *points to closet*

Ichigo- *mumbles to himself* Fine…

Me- *clears throat and sits back down*

Isshin- I'd hate to challenge you…

3. What are your opinions of the captains?

Isshin- Captain Yamamoto: an old fart, Captain Soi Fon: an over angry, Yoruichi obsessed woman who loves to hit her lieutenant, Captain Unohana: A sweet yet scary woman who is an excellent doctor, Captain Kuchiki: an insensitive, cold man who only believes in the law and the no-smile at all rule, Captain Komamura: A loyal…. Creature…. Who follows the road of justice, Captain Kyoraku: a lazy yet fun guy who enjoys drinking and groping his female soul reapers, Captain Hitsugaya: I think he's too young to be a captain, Captain Kurotsuchi: A psycho-maniac who enjoys causing others pain for his own pleasure, Captain Zaraki: a blood thirsty man who doesn't want anything but a fight, Captain Ukitake: a great man with great morals and a deep love for his work.

Me- Wow… that was the whole list besides Aizen, Ichimaru, and Tosen.

Isshin- Eh, I do my best. *smirks*

Me- *rolls eyes*

4. When Karin and Yuzu bring their first boyfriend home, how will you react?

Isshin- *tears up* I don't want to think about that! *looks for giant Masaki poster* Oh Masaki! Where are you in my time of need?

Me- *sweat drops*

5. Do you see yourself returning to Soul Society at all in the future?

Isshin- I don't know. I probably won't. I mean, the kids won't live there so why should I? Besides, I doubt they would want me back.

Me- Why?

Isshin- *raises eyebrow* You will never know.

6. How do you feel about Ichigo being a substitute soul reaper?

Isshin- Ah, he can take care of himself. If he can handle Ulquiorra Cifer he can handle himself just fine without me.

7. How old are you actually?

Isshin- *scratches head* You know, I'm so old I forgot.

Me- *groans quietly* Well that's great…

8. What is the most embarrassing thing you've done to make your kids happy when they are sad?

Isshin- I think the most embarrassing thing I've ever done to make them happy is let a crab pinch my butt in a restaurant.

Me- *begins to laugh* Really?

Isshin- *grins* Yep. When Yuzu was two, she cut her finger on the table. It had one of those glass tops, and part of the glass was chipped. She started crying, so to get her to stop I let her put a crab on my butt.

Me- Awe! I bet Ichigo was embarrassed!

Isshin- It was Ichigo's idea!

Me- *spits out drink* No way!

Isshin- You bet!

9. Why are you a doctor and not a full time soul reaper like you used to?

Isshin- I like being more of a doctor. Besides, any trouble that comes up in Karakura Town Ichigo will handle for me.

Me- *shrugs* True.

10. What would you think if Ichigo and Rukia became a couple?

Isshin- *bites bottom lip* I don't know. She seems to experienced than Ichigo.

Me- *bursts into laughter* That's exactly what she said!

11. Out of all his friends, who is your favorite?

Isshin- May favorite huh? *I nod* I don't really like picking favorites… But if I had to pick, I would say Chad.

Me- Chad?

Isshin- *nods* He's a good kid. He's strong and can take care of himself.

12. Who is your least favorite captain?

Isshin- Ummmmm….. I would say Captain Soi Fon.

Me- I can't stand her…

Isshin- Why?

Me- Cause she's a bitch all the time!

Isshin- Can't argue with you there.

Me- But her bankai is cool. But once every three days? That's kind of weak.

Isshin- I also agree. A bankai should be able to be used whenever you need it, not when it can be used.

13. What squad were you a captain of?

Isshin- *wags finger at me* That you will not know until later on.

Me- *narrows eyes*

Isshin- What?

Me- *begins to pout*

Isshin- *goes wide eyed* Oh… not the puppy dog pout….

Me- *quivers bottom lip*

Isshin- *crosses arms* Nope.

Me- *huffs* Fine…

14. There are numerous rumors about yourself and Masaki. Where did you meet?

Isshin- In the World of the Living of course! *grins that goofy grin*

Me- I know that, but where?

Isshin- At a carnival.

Me- *giggles* I should have known.

15. Why did you leave your squad?

Isshin- I lost my soul reaper powers.

16. Did you know that Karin and Yuzu can see ghosts just like Ichigo?

Isshin- Indeed I did. How do you think my girls got on Don Kanonji's show?

Me- *rubs forehead* I really dislike him…

Isshin- Why?

Me- His laugh gives me a headache…

17. How did you lose your soul reaper powers?

Isshin- The gigai Urahara gave me slowly drained me of my powers slowly. It was meant to turn me completely human.

Me- Really?

Isshin- Yes. When I married Masaki I wanted to live as normal a life as I could.

Me- Awe, you did it for her?

Isshin- I sure did.

Me- AWEEEEE!

18. Why didn't you tell Ichigo you were a soul reaper when you found out he was as well?

Isshin- I didn't want to cause more drama than there already was. Plus I didn't want to hear all those questions he would have had

Me- *laughs*

19. How did you know Uryu's dad?

Isshin- *grins* Oh, we go way back. I met him during the soul reaper-Quincy war. I refused to fight, as did he, so we just hid until it was over.

Me- But that happened over 100 years ago.

Isshin- And?

20. When you first heard voices in Ichigo's room, and you two were the only ones home, who did you think they were?

Isshin- I thought Ichigo had a girl over.

Me- At midnight?

Isshin- Hey, he's a teenager. It isn't my business.

Me- *goes wide eyed* You can't be serious!

Isshin- I'm a cool dad.

Me- _'

Ichigo- You mean I can do that? *runs off*

Me- *jumps up* Ichigo! Get back in the damn bishie closet! *sighs*

Le sigh. At least I didn't have to hot glue Isshin's butt to the chair. Up next is... *fake drumroll* ... Sosuke Aizen! Y'all know you have some questions for him! So give them to me in your reviews!