First off, a great big THANK YOU to everyone who reviewed, stuck around and faved this little story of mine; your words of support and encouragement (along with a few days of looking for good Marshall Lee/Finn yaoi) have kept me going. But I owe those who didn't look on my profile an explanation. Generally, I write all my stories on my iPhone. It was sweet, right up until the point the thing suffered catastrophic meltdown of Saigon-like proportions. Everything was gone; all my stories, notes for other stories, and my slash. That's why I haven't updated in so long. But I'm back now, and ready to destroy your minds all over again. The storyline has undergone a major shift, but there'll still be enough steamy humor for you all, with this chapter being a shining example of what happens when you combine drive and Twinkies...lots of Twinkies. Now, enough outta me; on with the show~!
In this episode, Marceline and Princess Bubblegum discuss moving in together, BMO takes a balloon trip around the world, and I shamelessly plug Ugly Americans~!
I may have to change the rating 'cuz of this chapter...~;3
Disclaimer
I don't own Adventure Time. So shush~
In the early months of their dating, Finn had gotten used to Marshall Lee waking him up when he wanted sex. Sometimes he got creative, like glamouring him and messing with his dreams, licking his earlobe or other ways. Usually they were subtle, and in the rare instances when Finn was too tired or not in the mood, Lee would back off, content to let his lover sleep.
This time was different.
Marshall Lee wanted sex, and Grod on Mars, did he let Finn know it.
Finn let out a rather girlish shriek as he was yanked from his bed and shoved against the wall of his treehouse. He only managed a squeaky "What the-" before his pajamas were torn off, quickly followed by his boxers, and a slippery, forked tongue was shoved down his throat.
Finn's face instantly glossed into a fierce blush, which only deepened when he felt the Vampire King's cold, clammy hand grasp his member in a tight grip.
Finn moaned into Lee's mouth, his breathing erratic and heart pounding like a bongo drum. Lee was plenty amorous, but he was NEVER like this. Where was the smarmy teasing, the banter? Not that Finn was complaining...
Lee moved his thumb over the tip of Finn's penis, wetting it with the the tiny drop of precum that had formed and smearing it about the head.
Finn's knees buckled and he let out another moan, his body starting to glisten with sweat.
Lee let out a low, aroused hiss, a sound that made Finn's manhood throb. The vampire pressed a hand to the human's chest and dragged it down, leaving a trail of red marks down his torso. Finn grunted in a mixture of pain and pleasure, and again as Lee clawed his back, leaving another trail.
"Lee..." Finn managed to whisper breathlessly to his immortal lover. "What's gotten into you?"
"Shush." growled Lee, lowering himself down, leaving trails of red marks down the blonde's sides. "Talk after."
"A-after wha-OH GROD."
Finn's eyes bugged out as he felt Lee's lip slide over his swollen cock, his forked tongue flicking the tip.
It was then that Finn knew something was really up; Lee NEVER went down on him. At least, not without making him work for it.
Lee sucked hard, as if he was trying to drain Finn's soul through his penis. The hero mewled, digging his nails into the wall he was held against, his head swimming.
Finn jumped slightly as he felt Lee's sharp claws lightly tickle his balls while he continued blowing him. Finn panted heavily, his face drenched with sweat as his orgasm built.
"Don't..." Finn breathed shakily. "Don't...don't stop..."
Lee had no plans to, and so in tune was he with Finn's body, he could tell when Finn was right there. And just before the human released, Lee wrapped a hand around his testicles, giving them a firm squeeze.
Finn let out a yell of pleasure as he came, his load exploding across Lee's face. Thoroughly spent, Finn fell to the floor, panting and sweating, more sated than he had ever felt in his life.
That's when Lee grabbed him by the neck, spun him around and forced him on all fours.
"Now..." purred Lee, his blood-red eyes shining in the darkness. "It's MY turn to get off."
Finn hissed in pain as he sat down on the living room couch, a bag of ice between his aching rump and the cushions.
The morning sun streamed through the window, bathing him in its light. He was worried he'd never see the light of day again, considering all the things Lee had done to him the previous night.
The vampire's behavior still baffled him. He had no objections, but it was curious. He couldn't recall Lee ever having been so forceful, so dominant, so...creative.
That reminded him, he had to burn that can of whipped cream; they could never ever ever use it again.
His bottom feeling better, Finn stood and headed to the kitchen to get some breakfast, only to gasp at the sight of a very naked Lee lying on the kitchen table, smiling toothily at him.
"Morning, Finny Fin."
"H-hi, Lee." stammered the blonde.
"Ready to go another round?" he said, hopping off the table and walking towards the terrified Finn.
"What? B-but it's been less than 8 hours!"
Lee chuckled and snaked an arm around Finn's waist, giving his bum a firm squeeze. "Come now, Finn...you wouldn't dress that way if you didn't want it."
"I'm just wearing my normal clothes!"
With a fierce roar, Lee pushed Finn halfway across the room right into the couch, leaping after him. Before the blonde could even react, Lee held Finn's hands above his head, staring him down like a piece of meat.
"I WILL TAKE WHAT'S MINE!" he bellowed in a purely demonic voice.
"OH, MY GLOOOOO-"
Lilith Abadeer yawned and stretched as she woke, running a hand through her dark hair. Rubbing the sleep from her eyes, she rolled out of her plush, blood-red, four-poster bed and made her way to the closet. She opened the door...and shrieked.
Finn sat crouched in the fetal position amidst her shoes, skirts, blouses and other lady wear, clutching the Demon Blood Sword for dear life. His bear hat was gone and his long, blonde hair was messy and frizzed. He was sans his favorite green backpack, and his shirt was ripped and torn in several places. His shorts were absolutely shredded, as was his underwear, and he was missing a shoe.
Lilith stared in shock at the terrified human, a multitude of questions running through her mind. This was the last thing she expected to see before she began her morning ritual of torturing those banished to the Nightosphere.
"Alright." said Lilith, crossing her arms. "First thing's first; why are you in my closet, second, why do you look like a hobo and three, were you planning on trying anything?" Lilith self-consciously smoothed out the hem of her crushed plum nightgown. "'Cuz I can put on something sexier."
After Finn told Lilith about the events that transpired the previous day and a half, the Lady of Evil stared at him with wide, yet knowing eyes. The human boy was in a bad way, shivering uncontrollably and rocking back and forth, the Demon Blood Sword clenched tightly like a security blanket.
"Hmm..." she said, rubbing her chin. "Finn, how much do you know about vampires?"
Admittedly, he didn't know all that much, despite being married to Lee for almost a year. All he really knew was the usual vampire stuff, like thy cast no reflections, hated sunlight, occasionally drank the color red, etc.
"Well, there's something else about vampires you should know...something I REALLY should've told you about last visit."
Lilith motioned for Finn to come out, ensuring that he was safe here. The Nightosphere is the last place Lee would think to look for his conquest, especially in his mother's palace.
"You, see, Finn..." Lilith began, gently putting a hand on his shoulder. "There are certain periods in a vampire's life when, after obtaining a mate, that their libido sort of goes into...into..."
Lilith bit her lip, eyeing Finn nervously. She really didn't feel comfortable having this talk with her son-in-law, but if she didn't, he wouldn't be able to prepare himself for what was to come. Sucking it up, she took a deep breath and stared hard into Finn's eyes.
"Simply put, Lee's in heat."
Finn's eye twitched slightly, but he didn't respond past that. He just stood stock still, fear roiling about in him like shaken cola.
"Aaaaaaand..." continued Lilith, hoping to get this over with as possible. "He will be for about 3 weeks or so."
Finn's shoulders slumped as this new information sunk in, images of Marshall Lee hunting him down like a lion hunts gazelle flashing through his mind. "What do I do?"
"Oh, there's nothing you can do." said Lilith, patting Finn's back. "Lee's gonna find you eventually, and when he does, well...be thankful you've got a hero's stamina."
Night had fallen in the Land of Ooo. Finn gently opened the door to his treehouse, taking great care to look around for any sign of Lee. Finding none, he opened the door wider and stepped inside.
The second his foot touched the floor, Lee descended from the roof like a schizophrenic spider, hoisting up Finn by his underarms and pinning him to the ceiling.
"YOU." he growled, in a low voice that bled with arousal.
"Wait, Lee," stammered Finn. "Before you tear me up good, hear me out."
Lee's eyes narrowed and he relaxed his grip on Finn, though he still kept them upside-down, straddling the blonde and holding his arms above his head.
"You have five minutes."
"Th-thanks." squeaked Finn. "Anyway, I talked to your mom earlier today. She told me what's going on with you."
Lee's face instantly went bright pink, and his grip on Finn's wrists slacked slightly. "Y-you did?"
"Yeah. Why didn't you just tell me this was gonna happen?"
Lee looked away in embarrassment, and Finn couldn't help but admit that even though he was in the hands of an insanely amorous and hormonal vampire, he looked so cute like that.
"It was humiliating, that's why. I didn't want you to think I was some crazed sex-fiend."
Finn giggled. "Lee, you ARE a crazed sex-fiend."
And before Lee could shoot back a reply, Finn leaned forward, pressing his lips against Lee's in a quick kiss.
When he broke it, Finn stuck his tongue out playfully at the dumbfounded Lee. "But I like that about you, dude."
"Aw, Finn." cooed the Vampire King, nuzzling the hero's neck.
"That being said, I want us to switch places every two hours. And I want a back rub after every sesh."
"...Deal."
Damn, it feels good to be back~ 3