Fairy Tail: A Midsummer Night's Dream
Chapter 10: "Gajeel, youidiot."
In Magnolia's East Forest, Kubo sits on a makeshift throne made of rock and stone "I wonder if Erza's up yet," he thought "maybe she's already in love with a forest vulcan, or a bear, or something."
Just then, he notices his right-hand man, Gajeel.
"There you are!" Kubo said with a hint of excitement. "Sooo, how'd it go?" he asked.
"Erza's in love with a monster." Gajeel said, confidently, pulling a large electric guitar from behind a nearby tree.
"Oh balls, he's going to sing, isn't he?" Kubo thought to himself.
"This a little ditty I wrote," Gajeel said into his winged microphone, "I call it…"The Queen's New Squeeze."" Gajeel then proceeded to start (awfully) play the guitar, and sing "Out in the foreeeest, shooby doo ba, there was a bunch of actors, doo doo la, rehearsin' for a play for master Laxus' weddin' day. When Pyramus forgot his scene, I turned his head to a donkey's, now I kinda feel bad for the honkey,"
"Oh Merlin, make it stop!" Kubo thought aloud, but Gajeel's singing was to loud for him (Gajeel) to hear.
"Then, our donkey friend comes out from his bush, and when his friends see him, they start runnin' from his tush. Thorns and bushes tore at their clothes, as they ran so, leaving Pyramus by himself, then in that moment, it happened in full, Titania woke up and loved a mule." Gajeel ended his song/story with a short (and bad) guitar solo.
"Pffft," went Kubo's lips, as he tried not to burst into laughter at Erza's expense "This is better than I could've ever dreamed," Kubo said with delight "Now tell me, did you pour the love juice on the Fioran like I asked?" Kubo asked Gajeel.
"Taken care of." Gajeel said with a grin.
Hearing a distant sound, Kubo turned around to see Gray and Lucy arguing. "That's the guy." Kubo stated.
"That's the chick, but the wrong guy," Gajeel said, as if correcting Kubo "…Crap…" Gajeel stated as he realized his mistake.
EDITOR'S NOTE: S'up guys, Kubo Edgeworth (the writer, not the Original Character) here. Sorry for the short chapter, it's like, 10:06 as I'm writing this, I'm getting tired, I'm lazy, and I'm using to many commas. Just so ya know, only like half of the reason I don't update, or post new chapters every week is 'cuz I'm a procrastinator, the other part is because I'm copying the basic plot of "A Midsummer Night's Dream" from a book from the library, so sometimes the book gets overdue, and I don't know the story by heart, so when I return the book, I can't add to this story. However, I am thinking of writing a different story when I don't have the book, but I prefer to focus on one thing at a time. Let me know if you want me to start a new story (Side Note: Not all my fanfics will be Fairy Tail, some may be from other anime, some entirely different genres.) with these characters, I already have an idea for a semi-bittersweet romance between Erza and Kubo. (the O.C., not me.) So yeah, leave a review telling me what you liked, what you didn't, and where I need improvement. Also, if you have any ideas for a new story with Kubo, Erza, and the rest of the Fairy Tail peeps, leave it in the review section.
Fairy Tail and all related characters is owned by Hiro Mashima.
"A Midsummer Night's Dream" was written by William Shakespeare.
The character, Kubo Edgeworth, belongs to me, but his appearance was inspired by Louie from "Louie the Rune Soldier" written by Ryo Mizuno.
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