A/N: I am deeply sorry for the wait. I'm going into high school so I had to work hard to make good grades this last semester. 0.0 Anyway, enough excuses, here is (regretfully) the final chapter of Dalton Goes Disney. It's been amazing, and this is the first story I've finished I'm actually pretty proud of.
Enjoy!
Chapter 10: It Means No Worries For The Rest Of Your Days
Blaine looked over to Kurt, who was shaking with nerves and excitement. His glasz eyes were foggy and the grin on his face was contagious.
"You ready?" Blaine asked affectionately.
"As I can be," Kurt responded cheekily, "And nervous. And scared."
"Nothing to be worried about. We basically have this thing downpat."
It was decided that for the final performance, they would tell a story. Kurt was, of course, the 'heroine' figure (to his chagrin combined with glee), Blaine the 'hero', Wes the 'villian', and David the 'sidekick'. Everyone out in the audience was anxiously awaiting this show.
Suddenly, everything behind the curtain went black. No one freaked out, for this was supposed to happen. Kurt stepped foward in his uniform (everyone was wearing them), and began to sing:
"You think I'm an ignorant savage
And you've been so many places
I guess it must be so
But still I cannot see
If the savage one is me
How can there be so much that you don't know?
You don't know..."
The Warblers added background vocals, sounding almost wind-like.
"You think you own whatever land you land on
The Earth is just a dead thing you can claim
But I know every rock and tree and creature
Has a life, has a spirit, has a name!"
Kurt grinned and kept on singing. Blaine admitted to himself that this song was perfect for his vocal range, and God, did Kurt sound perfect.
"You think the only people who are people
Are the people who look and think like you
But if you walk the footsteps of a stranger
You'll learn things you never knew you never knew!"
He looked up to the sky, and the darkness behind him turned to light, revealing the Warblers. The background screen turned into a shot of a beautiful sky, and Kurt belted out:
"Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon
Or asked the grinning bobcat why he grinned?
Can you sing with all the voices of the mountains?
Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?
Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?"
He smiled and stepped off to the side. Blaine then stepped foward and began to sing, as the Warblers background vocals picked up,
"Let's get down to business
To defeat the Huns
Did they send me daughters
When I asked for sons?"
Blaine, acting as though he was scolding the Warblers and Kurt, sang disdainfully. He really was an amazing actor.
"You're the saddest bunch I ever met
But you can bet
Before we're through
Mister, I'll make a man out of you!"
He pointed directly at the audience at the word 'you'. He began staring random people down as if he was a general.
"Tranquil as a forest
But on fire within
Once you find your center you are sure to win
You're a spineless, pale pathetic lot
And you haven't got a clue
Somehow I'll make a man out of you..."
Blaine sighed and blended back into the Warblers. Six Warblers stepped out in front of everyone else, David, Kurt, Brendan, Thad, Nick, and Jeff.
"I'm never gonna catch my breath..." Brendan sang.
"Say good-bye to those who knew me..." David sang.
"Boy, was I a fool in school for cutting gym..." Nick grinned and the three ran back into formation.
"This guy's got 'em scared to death!" Thad exclaimed.
"Hope he doesn't see right through me..." Kurt sang worriedly.
"Now I really wish that I knew how to swim!" Jeff sang, and Wes stepped out as those three got back into formation.
The Warblers began to BUM formidably as Wes grinned evilly, and sang in a deep voice:
"I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a warthog's backside
But thick as you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of pride
It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
But we're talking kings and successions
Even you can't be caught unawares!"
He laughed evilly as the song changed. Kurt stepped foward innocently and Wes said as the Warblers added layers to the background music,
"The only way to get what you want is to become a human yourself."
Kurt frowned. "Can you do that?"
"My dear, sweet child. That's what I do. It's what I live for. To help unfortunate merfolk like yourself. Poor souls with no one else to turn to."
Wes grinned and sang,
"I admit that in the past I've been a nasty
They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witch
But you'll find that nowadays
I've mended all my ways
Repented, seen the light, and made a switch
To this
And I fortunately know a little magic
It's a talent that I always have possessed
And dear child, please don't laugh
I use it on behalf
Of the miserable, the lonely, and depressed...pathetic."
He laughed once again and continued singing:
"Poor unfortunate souls
In pain, in need
This one longing to be thinner
That one wants to get the girl
And do I help them?
Yes, indeed
Those poor unfortunate souls
So sad, so true
They come flocking to my cauldron
Crying, "Spells, Ursula, please!"
And I help them!
Yes I do..."
He turned to Kurt. "Now, sing!"
Kurt looked around and began shyly,
"I don't know when
I don't know how
But I know something's starting right now
Watch and you'll see
Someday I'll be
Part of your world!"
As soon as he said world, Blaine stepped up and began singing:
"I can show you the world
Shining shimmering splendid
Tell me, prince, now when did
You last let your heart decide?"
Blaine and Kurt looked into each other's eyes, soaking in the moment.
"I can open your eyes
Take you wonder by wonder
Over, sideways, and under
On a magic carpet ride!"
Kurt, singing their shortened version, jumped in with a:
"A whole new world
A dazzling place I never knew
But when I'm way up here
It's crystal clear
That now I'm in a whole new world with you..."
"Now I'm in a whole new world with you..." Blaine added.
"A whole new world!" Kurt belted.
"Don't you dare close your eyes..." Blaine laughed.
"A hundred thousand things to see!" Kurt sang.
"Hold your breath- it gets better!" Blaine sang.
"I'm like a shooting star, I've come so far! I can't go back to where I used to be..."
"A whole new world..." Blaine crooned.
"A whole new world..." Kurt sang, his voice stunning.
"That's where we'll be..." Blaine sang back.
"That's where we'll be..." Kurt repeated.
"A thrilling chase..."
"A wonderous place..."
"For you and me!" The two finished.
Kurt smiled gentley and stepped back into formation. Blaine stood and stared off into the audience, as if looking for something. He sighed, kicked the ground, and looked back up and the Warblers transistioned into the next song.
"I have often dreamed
Of a far off place
Where a hero's welcome
Would be waiting for me
Where the crowds will cheer
When they see my face
And a voice keeps saying
This is where I'm meant to be!"
Blaine felt the tears fall from his eyes as he sang the next part.
"I will find my way
I can go the distance
I'll be there someday
If I can be strong
I know every mile
Will be worth my while
I'll go most anywhere
To feel like I belong..."
Wes stepped out of formation boredly. "Ugh, so serious," he said gravely. The audience laughed loudly, and David stepped out of formation and began to dance around the stage, singing,
"Oh, oobee doo
I wanna be like you
I wanna walk like you
Talk like you, too
You'll see it's true
An ape like me
Can learn to be human, too!"
The audience laughed and David stood in the center of the stage. The Warblers began to mimic the recognizable opening to a recognizable Aladdin song.
"Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves
Scheherezade had a thousand tales
But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves
You got a brand of magic never fails!"
David grinned and began to hop around the stage.
"You got some power in your corner now
Some heavy ammunition in your camp
You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how
See all you gotta do is rub that lamp
And I'll say..."
He melted back into the Warblers and they began to sing in parts: high tenor, low tenor, high bass, low bass, and baritone.
"Mister Aladdin, sir
What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order
Jot it down
You ain't never had a friend like me
Ha ha ha!"
The entire theatre was rocking out the fun Disney. Kurt felt like it was a good way to end it all.
"Life is your restaurant
And I'm your maitre d'
C'mon whisper what it is you want
You ain't never had a friend like me!"
Kurt stepped out and sang in a girly, high-pitched voice, succeeding in being hilarious.
"Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service
You're the boss
The king, the shah
Say what you wish
It's yours! True dish
How about a little more Baklava?"
He rejoined the Warblers and they returned to their parts.
"Have some of column "A"
Try all of column "B"
I'm in the mood to help you dude
You ain't never had a friend like me!"
This was Blaine's favorite part of the song.
"You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
You ain't never
Had a
Friend
Like
Me!
Wah wah wah, oh my
You ain't never had a friend like me, HA!"
The crowd burst into applause and the Warblers knew that this trip was worth it.
Wes dragged his suitcase to the bus that was taking them to the airport. Yeah, it was a great trip. Yeah, he had a great time. He glanced wistfully at Kurt and Blaine, who hands were clasped tightly inbetween them.
He was happy for them. He truly was. He wished Kurt and Blaine every happiness on the planet, but sometimes he wished for his own.
"Wes! Wes!" A screaming voice was heard.
The Asian turned around just in time to see his African American best friend run up and place his lips directly on his.
Whoa.
WHOA.
He was NOT expecting that...
...well, that doesn't mean he doesn't like it!
He deepens the kiss, but David breaks it. What? Is he stupid?
"I wanted to do that before we left Florida. I've always secretly liked you, and I never knew if you felt the same, so I figured that I'd try it out, and I know you'll reject me, but-" Wes cut off David's babbling with a peck on the cheek.
"I really like you."
"I really like you, too." The two boys smiled and made their way to a pair of seats next to Blaine and Kurt.
Yes, Wes decided, Disney really is the place where dreams come true.
THE END...FOR NOW.
A/N: I hope you guys enjoyed! I'm sorry if I disappointed anyone. I am considering doing a sequel but it's undecided. So, if you want me to, give me some ideas! I need some desperately.
SONGS USED (IN ORDER)
-Colors of The Wind, Pochahontas
-I'll Make A Man Out Of You, Mulan
-Be Prepared, Lion King
-Poor Unforntunate Souls, Little Mermaid
-Part of Your World (Reprise), Little Mermaid
-A Whole New World, Aladdin
-I Wanna Be Like You, Jungle Book
-Friend Like Me, Aladdin
Also, at this time I am looking for PROMPTS and a BETA. If anyone has a prompt they want me to do, or wants to beta my work, please PM/review me and let me know!
This has been a great writing experience. I want to thank each and every one of you that favorited, reviewied, or story alerted. You are the reason I did this! It's my longest finished work yet and I'm mega proud of it. I'm more proud of the fact that you all liked it enough to favorite/alert/review. So THANK YOU and I LOVE YOU!
~Juliet