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ADOPTED FROM AKUMU LEE CRIMSON. R&R. THIS IS THE LAST CHAPTER THAT WAS THEIR WORK. REVIEWS EQUAL CHAPTERS!

Omake #1:

He ran. He ran as if the wind wouldn't match his speed right now… He had to get away before they caught him.

Allen jumped from a building to another building somewhere in Munich, Germany. Hoards of insane fangirls are chasing behind him furiously crying out, "Come back my love! You're mine! My own!" or "If you come to me, I'll make you some mitarashi dango! They're better made than Jeryy's!" or "Marrymemarrymemarrymemarryme !*"

Each time Allen heard the insane fangirls cries, he felt drawn to them. They must have some kind of a psychological phenomenon embedded inside of their minds to have someone they love so dearly and so insanely drawn to them. Even as far as to fall in love with the psychopathic fangirls and dote, kiss, and… augh! He thought.

Gradually, Allen began to slow down. Usually, he wouldn't wear down so easily. If it weren't for the Fourteenth's hatred of fangirls, he doesn't even want to think about what would happen.

Only if Lenalee was here, she could blow them out of Earth. . .

Omake #2:

"Johnny did what?" asked Lenalee with a disturbed look on her face. Both she and Marie decided to take a break from their mission since they tired themselves out too much.

"Exactly what he did," said Marie. "He helped Komui build the next crazy robot, Komurin Z, I think that's what's called."

"For what?!"

"As a payback for him helping Reever and Fey to get his enormous amount of paperwork done less than an hour or be kicked to death by you."

Omake #3

"Yeah…" said Allen, eyeing Edward suspiciously with one brow raised.

"…What?" Edward asked.

"I saw you double over and it looked pretty painful. Are you sure you're okay?" he asked.

"I'm fine. It's just that Cardinal tried to erase my memory with his mind after he found out that you were in the trash can hiding away from him. The only reason why he didn't get to erase my memory without was because he said that I am shorter than the smallest insect in the world which is the Megaphragma caribea, one of many types of fairy flies. It measures just 01778 millimeters long or 0.007 inches. This kind of insect is a parasitic wasp which lives on the island of Guadeloupe in the eastern Caribbean. It was found in the year 1993. Therefore, I got mad and tortured and beat the f*** out of him until he was begging me to stop. It was that simple," said Edward.

"It's not even 1993 yet," said Allen. "How would you know that?"

"… I don't know. It just came into my head…" Edward pondered at that note and Allen didn't say anything more in theirsmall hideout.

Omake #4

"T-Two dots?" Link sputtered.

"Yup!" said Johnny smiling widely. "Now that I think about it, why do you have two dots on your forehead?"

"… My only guess is that the two dots tattooed onto the CROWs forehead represents life because two means life if you think about it."

"Why life?"

"Let's just say that in Japan, the number four is the number of death. So if you divided it by two or split it into halves, you would get two. To defeat death, you would need two lives… That doesn't make any sense at all."

"Because you have no sense—"

"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!"

"—Of humor," Johnny finished.

Omake #5

A question formed into the minds of everyone in the room after the Fourteenth had his tantrum.

"Uncle Neah?" Allen asked hesitantly.

"Yes, dear nephew?"

"Where do brotherly/sisterly/nephew/niece/daughter/son or family complexes came from?"

"You really want me to explain?"

"… Now that I think about it, no."

"That would be the best choice for now. I'll tell you about it later when we're safe somewhere else…" Neah sang.

(In the Ark…)

"BLAHBLAHBLAHYADDYYADDYYAH—" Neah explained while Allen snoozed on the white table that was in the piano room as his uncle explained where brotherly/sisterly/nephew/niece/daughter/son or family complexes came from along with a two-hour long PowerPoint Presentation… How did he get that when it was launched on the Mac platform on the twentieth of April, 1987?

Omake#6

"Don't worry," said Edward, "I covered the entrance with carbon. With alchemy, I can change how tight and packed the molecules are from carbon. The hardness can be formed from pencil lead to diamond. It should hold out a bit more than the other entrances of hideouts. When the screams ceases, we'll get out and plan what we should do next."

"Screams?" said Kanda, his air suddently grew to a very high level of suspicion. "What kind of screams?"

"That's how I can detect Akuma," Ed said coolly, "I bet that none of you know that Akuma's are actually fangirls who loves 'certain', 'cute', 'handsome', 'hot', 'cool', 'gorgeous' bunch who fell into despair when we try to explain that we are not interested in them or jealous of the woman workers who are already a couple with those 'certain','cute', 'handsome', 'hot', 'cool', 'gorgeous' bunch. So now, they are machines with anger at the Black Order wanting attention or revenge to make them feel how they feel. Honestly, I don't even wanna know how they feel because I never will. Be careful."

Silence fell as the 'certain','cute', 'handsome', 'hot', 'cool', 'gorgeous' bunch hung their heads with horrifying images of insane fangirls ready to *censored* them.

Omake#7

"WHY THE HELL DOES THE NOAH PUT THE ARK UP HERE?!" Edward yelled.

"Well… it's one of the places they thought was the best," said Road.

"THAT STILL DOESN'T EXPLAIN WHY WE'RE NEAR MOUNT EVEREST!"

"Just bear with it. Okay? And—" said Neah, but was interrupted by Edward's huge tantrum from the cold.

"Ed—"

"BEAR WITH IT?! I HAVE A METAL ARMAND LBE YOU TWIT—"

"Ed—"

"BECAUSE OF THAT I WILL DEFINITELY HAVE A FROST BITE AND—"

"Ed—!"

"THEN I WILL HAVE SOME NERVE DAMAGE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE—!"

"ED—!"

"WHAT?!"

"We're not on Mount Everest."

"Huh?"

"We're on K2, the SECOND-highest Mountain in the world. It is located in the Karakoram segment of the Himalayan range on the border between the Gilgit-Baltistan region of the Pakistan administered Northern Areas and the Taxkorgan Tajik autonomous County of Xinjiang, China."

"..oh…"

"WHAT ARE YOU GUYS SAYING?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!" shouted Link.

"OF COURSE YOU CAN'T HEAR US! WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A SNOWSTORM!"

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