The Sayaka Revelation
Yuuta: Seems like we stopped the yuri fans this time.
Seems so.
Yuuta: Do you also realize this fic is now focused on Sayaka more than anyone?
That's how the anime went.
Yuuta: So you're rehashing the anime?
What? No! You're here to fuck people up!
Yuuta: Alright then. Then STORY IS NOW!
Hey, I say that. Also nobody reviews this fic any more. My viewership count is 666. Always after I think my fic is gonna be popular, the reviews stop coming! Like God decided to hate me because I dedicate my time to this!
Yuuta: Alright. No wonder you changed the summary quite a bit.
STORY IS NOW!
Yuuta: Nah, that's shitty. Hey look, our first review in awhile!
Okay then...how about...
NOW IS STORY!
Sayaka and Yuuta were beating the shit out of the witch. Kyoko and Madoka just watching in sheer befuddlement, mainly at Yuuta who was busy kicking at such a inappropriate moment as the person next to him was beating the fuck out of the witch.
"Is he always like that?" Kyoko questioned Madoka who nodded, "Oh what have I got myself into?" They watched them repeatedly kick/mutilate it until the world began shattering around them.
"Ah." Sayaka stood up after her horrible disturbing witch slicing session, "Well Yuuta, I seem to have learned so much from you." She says as the world distorted into reality, "That was a great stress reliever!"
"I know!" The two hi-fived each other, "Causing pain to beings is amazing!"
please don't sue me
They were standing where the witch was supposed to be and Sayaka picked the soul gem off the ground. She twisted her head and threw it at Kyoko who caught it with no effort, "Here you go! You're after that?"
"Hey...you okay?" Kyoko asked the bluenette, "I mean, not I'm gonna take you to a hospital okay. I mean, we're not in a relationship, because we never even...kissed." Kyoko frowned before slapping herself, "What's wrong with me?"
"Well, you need to find out yourself." Sayaka clapped her hands spick and spiffy, "I don't need favors. We're even." Sayaka told the redhead as Sayaka went towards Madoka, "Let's go!"
"Sayaka-chan..." Sayaka got out of her not so sexually stripper form and plopped onto her feet at the floor. She nearly tripped until she was grabbed by Madoka.
"Sorry...might need to get used to transforming back. I seem to be worn out..." She nearly plopped head first onto the floor until Madoka stopped her.
"I'll carry you." Says Madoka sternly, "Don't push it." The two began walking away as Kyoko gripped her new grief seed.
"Dummy..."
"Seems like someone is going tsundere for her!" Yuuta happily cheered, "You seem to going through the stages of pure love! The best kind of love!" He was stabbed in the gut, "Ow."
"As long as I didn't kill your soul gem, you're alive." Kyoko stated, "Where the fuck is your soul gem anyway?"
"I keep it around with me all the time? In a parallel universe that seems to follow me!" He chuckled, "Nothing can touch it and I'm always close to it."
"Huh." Kyoko muttered, "You're the safest..."
"Fuck yeah I am!" He summoned a spaceship, "TO STAR WARS! A FORCE AWAKENS IN US ALL!"
"Didn't that movie release nearly a decade ago?" Kyoko pointed out, "Kinda pointless since we watch cowboys in space."
"In my perspective, the movie is still not released." Yuuta corrected her and flew away leaving her confused before grinning.
"Bastard...well, he's cute anyhow." Kyoko shrugged but she didn't notice an army of yuri fans were busy being angry.
"We must turn this place into Fallout." One recommended, "Get ready for the Vaults!"
It was raining now, droplets of water pouring over the city. Madoka and Sayaka were in benches to cover themselves from the rain. It was silent, "Sayaka-chan..." Madoka had a dark look in her eyes, "Fighting like that is scaaaaaaay."
Yup, I ruined something serious yet again. I'm failing at school to finish this fic guys, at least leave one review.
"Madoka!" Sayaka looked at the girl, "I am good at fighting! Hitting enemies is good for me!" She defended herself, "Christ."
"But then the kicking!" She reminded, "I heard Yuuta-kun kick it like a pussy!"
Sayaka had the most unsure look on her face since ever, "Um, Madoka, you alright?"
"I am Sayaka-chan! Oh wait." Madoka slapped her, "There! Are you now not a sadistic psychopath."
"I think Yuuta is a bad influence on you." Sayaka rubbed her cheek, Ow."
"What? I can't hear you from your BITCHASS!" Madoka slapped her again.
"S-Stop that-!" Slap, "Ow-" Slap, "Hey-!" Slap, "ALRIGHT!" She grabbed Madoka's hands, "Okay. Payback."
She punched Madoka in the face, "Sayaka-chan, ow!" Madoka rubbed her nose, "That hurt!"
"Well at least you didn't hurt my soul gem." Sayaka took it out, "I still have this body made for complete emptiness, that's for sure. Do not worry, I was built to kill witches, that's why it isn't scaaaaaaaary."
"I need you to be happy!" Madoka declared hotly, "My pink twin tails can't handle this depression!"
"Then be a magical girl." Sayaka said to,her, "Kyubey told me you have so,much potential as a magical girl. Yuuta as technically fingered me at the same time I think, so yeah.
"WHAT?"
"You can feel like what my life is really like if you make a contract." Sayaka offered, "You likely aren't gonna do that." Sayaka opened the door, "You aren't gonna throw away your humanity for sympathy? Correct?"
"Sympathy?"
"I'm going apeshit because I can do everything but I'm still not doing anything.' Sayaka gave the more nightmarish glare of all time, "Don't fuck around with me while I'm busy fighting for my life!" Sayaka walked away into the rain, not caring anymore.
"Sayaka-chan!" Madoka called out, "If you see Homura-chan, give her my number!"
"Stay away from me, you naughty girl." Sayaka ran, leaving Madoka to stare while it rained on her.
"Supposed you fucked up." Deadpool rubbed her head, "Well, time to go back in the joke box of XMinerCobra, AMIRIGHT?"
"I'm a total dumbass! Why did I say all that shit to her! Sure she was being an asshole but still?" Sayaka cried out as she ran, "I'm completely hopeless." Meanwhile, her grief seed was darkening.
Back at the Homura residence, which was not a giant fucked up clock, the three consisting of Yuuta, Kyoko, Homura were being weeping and eating Chef Tony's™ and drinking Morning Rescue™ after they watched Marley and Me again.
"The fuck? Why did you put him to sleep?" Kyoko cried onto Yuuta's shoulder, "Marley! Don't your try burying her you American fucktards!" Kyoko collapsed as Homura was being a fetal position on the couch.
"My gawd..." Yuuta murmured as he tried wiping the never ending tears off his face, "One of the few things to be on Clannad level of feels."
"Clannad?" Homura frowned, "I have never watched that anime yet."
"Me neither." Kyoko perked up, the three finally stopped crying until Yuuta raised a finger.
"We're watching it right now."
"Okay, let us see." Homura, Kyoko and Yuuta huddled with each other as Yuuta booted the dvd.
"Huh." Homura says as the first season ends, "I heard this show gave many people what it seems to be tearjerkers. I am aware some moments are sad but I'm not weeping." She frowned, "The hell Yuuta?"
"I was sad but not depressed as it was. The Dango song feels fucking depressing through." Kyoko stated, "Where's the After Story?"
"Just you watch." Yuuta bit his lip and pressed the play button.
Clannad After Story- Episode 16
"N-Nagisa!" Kyoko cried, wiping the tears, "This is worse than Marley! And Marley was cuter."
"Is this the tearjerker?" Homura wiped the tears off her face, "I still don't think it beat Pixar and Marley and Me. Sakura stop crying!"
"I can't!"
"Uh, Yuuta, you too." Yuuta struggled to recover, "Get over it!"
"Next episode." Yuuta clicked the button.
Clannad After Story- Episode 18
"I WAS SO WRONG TWO EPISODES AGO!" Homura was busy weeping, the most emotionally wrecked of the trio, "FUCK!"
"I can't stop..." The redhead was weeping too much for her good.
"Me neither..." Yuuta wasn't doing much better. The episode was the feels of the century. Now for some reason, this anime turned into their favorite anime ever. Screw Misty and Anime America.
Clannad After Story- Episode 21
"SHIT!" Kyoko was enraged, "USHIO ALSO?! WHYYYYY?!" One thing Anime America got right is rage for Ushio's death...but for different reasons.
"Sakura! Hug me!" Homura cried and turned to Yuuta, "Hug me!"
"Fuck no." He wiped tears off his eyes, "I am not getting the yuri fans on my back." They hugged him, "Oh shit." The yuri fans were outside.
Clannad After Story- Episode 22
"Yes!" Kyoko cheered, "FUCK YES!" She slapped her knee in happiness, "VICTORY BITCHES!"
"Yes, a satisfying ending." Homura sighed in relief, "It ends well."
"Uh." Yuuta came back, he was bruised due to yuri fans, "Uh! Pissing off an entire few MILLION people." He collapsed, "Walpurgisnacht is coming." They were still cheering, "I'll wait it out."
"So..." Kyoko started, "Walpurgisnacht is coming in a few days?" Kyoko asked them, they nodded.
"Biggest witch/bitch ever? Yup!" Yuuta smiled, "My gawd, annoying it is."
"And how the hell do you know it is coming?" Kyoko questioned Homura, "I know you might know why, Yuuta's a nutcase."
"Hey!"
"I would like to know also." Kyubey spoke up and everyone jumped back.
"You have a lot of trouble going in front of my view, piece of shit." Kyoko aimed her spear and Kyubey, "Why the fuck are you here?"
"Well, if this Homura keeps secrets from me, baaaaad things happen." Kyubey looked at Homura dead in the eye, "That's bad. Be careful."
"The fuck is that supposed to mean?"
"Ask her, not me." Yuuta pointed at Homura who was silent.
"Get out of my face Kyubey." Homura warned, "If you don't want lead in your body." Kyubey nodded and walked away unto the shadows. Kyoko made her spear vanish and looked to the two.
"What do you mean by 'unfortunate'? Looks awfully bad if he's here to tell us."
"Nothing." Yuuta quipped, "My gawd this chapter is shoooooort."
Back at school, Kazuko was teaching them her favorite ship of all time, Tweek X Craig.
"This is yaoi children." She held some fanart, "Many if you know this forbidden love many fourteen year old girls fap to but this is the best one to fap to."
"Oh my gawd..." Madoka scratched her head, "I thought we took education the most seriously!"
"Don't worry, Madoka-san." Hitomi comforted, "We have fancy uniforms that cling to out skin like spiders!"
"Oh yeah." Madoka noticed how clingy the uniform was to the point her hips were measure, "Luckily I'm wearing a bra."
"YUUTA CENSORS!" Yuuta came in and crushed Kyosuke with a giant black bar, "BOOYA!"
"Why is it always me?!" Kyosuke screamed under it.
After school, Kyosuke in crutches was being escorted home after nearly being crushed to death by the biggest blackest thing that isn't a dick, "Shizuki-san, is this where you live? This is the first time I see you go this way."
"Well to be honest, this is entirely off road."
"Then what did you bring me for?"
"Kamijo-kun." Hitomi turned to him, "I wanna talk about-'
"GET HIM!" The yuri fan mob ran up to the violinist and began beating the shit out of him. Hitomi was frozen and couldn't do anything.
"Do not worry young woman! We are stopping the impure!" The yuri fans finished their beating off while strapping Kyosuke to a rocket and blowing him to the sun, "There we go!" Hitomi was left speechless, "Do not worry! We have stopped him!"
"W-What? W-Why-"
"Not now. He may still live if he plummets downward." Yuri fans had some needles strung about, "There. That should hurt him more. We have issues elsewhere, HUZZAH!"
"HUZZAH!" The yuri fans flew away, leaving a mortified Hitomi in the sidewalk.
"WHAT THE FUCK-"
At Sayaka's apartment (as a boy named Kamijo Kyosuke plummeted down to the ground to meet needles), Madoka talked to the lady at the other line of the apartment, "So she isn't here...I see...alright." She cut the line and sighed, feeling as if her friend isn't even herself anymore, "Sayaka-chan...I need to find you."
Madoka ran for it and they heard someone screaming, "RUN FORREST, RUN!" She ran faster, feeling inspired. She looked at the sky is hope but frowned when she saw a shooting star.
"I-Isn't that...Kamijo-kun?"
"You okay, Kamijo-kun?" Hitomi wiped the dust off of the boy, "You alright?"
"Who knew the sun was so...hot." They laughed (WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT JOKE ABOUT) as Sayaka hid before bursting into laugher upon how awkward that sounded. She suddenly laughed so hard she became depressed.
Sayaka decided to kill her time by slashing some familiars. Every slash made her gasp in anger and after one last slash, she was barely standing as she had her sword to support her.
"Helloooo blue!" Sayaka turned to see Yuuta was there, "Hello, Homura was supposed to be her but..." He trailed off, "I'm here!"
"Can't you see I'M BUSY?! HMMMMMMMM!" Sayaka was busy slashing the ground while Yuuta gave a perplexed look.
"Um...you are aware you can do a lot more if you aren't that depressing?"
"I am not depressing!"
"I have never seen you with clothes besides your magical stripper outfit or your school uniform. Have you heard of shopping?" Yuuta asked, "Well, there's all the fanservice drawings Ume made." Yuuta turned red, "I still remember yours."
"Say what?"
"N-Nothing. Anyway, here." He tossed a grief seed at her, "Homura wanted to give you this." Sayaka looked at the plastic bag and picked it up, she looked inside.
"A dildo?"
"Whoops, she mixed up her bag there." He took a grief seed out, "Here you go!" She caught it and glared at him, "Oooooh! A death stare! C'mon! Staring contest-"
"ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!" Sayaka went JoJo on him and began punching him repeatedly.
"OH FUCK!" Yuuta screamed as his insides were pulverized and Sayaka pulverized him. What was left was a bloody mess, "Halp...me! How did you learn that?!"
"I watched the show, grew a beard." She stated, "You can't see it but it is there."
"Are you hallucinating it due to your depression?"
"Nah! No I ain't-" Kyoko suddenly came out of nowhere and headlocked Yuuta to submission.
"Where is my damn grief seeds?" She demanded, "Talk!" The redhead was busy strangling the poor boy.
"You...really small boobs...are on my head." He gasped for breath. Kyoko didn't dare to let that throw her off even though how true it was, "Oh gawd!"
"I think I gotta ditch this awkward moment." Sayaka ran away as Yuuta took out a flashbang.
"FIRE IN THE HOLE!" He threw it at the ground and the flash engulfed the area. Kyoko looked around to see Yuuta missing and he left a condom in his place.
"OH SHIT!" She kicked the ground in frustration.
Later, Sayaka was in a train, she was quiet until she heard two people talking, "I love He-Man! He is so muscular!"
"No, Lion-O is better!
"Is not."
"Is too!"
"Is not!"
"Is too!"
"If you faggots don't stop talking about who is your favorite eighties cartoon character, I will dice you until your pussies scream." Sayaka threatened the two men, "Are you gonna fucking keep on talking?"
"Yup, blue girl! He-Man is so hot!"
"Is not! Lion-O is my furry husbando!"
Sayaka turned into her not so sexual stripper outfit and charged at them.
"Oh gawd! You need a better fashion sense!"
"Oh yeah, totally-" The Lion-O man was stabbed, "OH GAWD!"
"By the power of gaystar-" The other man was stabbed also.
"Hmm." Yuuta and Kyoko were busy eating some food in a bench, "So, the fuck do you want?"
"Oh, nothing." Yuuta replied, "Dango." Kyoko collpased, crying.
"The fuck man?! Don't remind me!" She angrily shouted, "Shit...fuck." Se facepalmed, "Uh...it gave me too much feels."
"Don't feel bad!" He kissed her forehead, "Better?"
"Better." She pouted and rubbed her forehead, the yuri fans grabbed Yuuta and threw him onto a missile.
"WHAT THE FUCK-" Kyoko couldn't even finish her sentence as Yuuta yelled mother as he flew into the air and exploded. North Korea would be so proud right now.
"We shall continue purifying our lesbian love!" A yuri fan representative came and gave a million KyoSaya hentais, "All of the guide to making pure love is here." Kyoko had her mouth gaped, "We are off now to stop more boyish evils!"
"HUZZAH!" They ran away as Yuuta plopped back to the ground, twitching.
Here is some ship names for Yuuta because he wants revenge against the yuri fan master race.
YuuMami-eh.
MadoYuu-makes me queasy.
HomuYuu-alright, that's cute.
KyoYuu-my favorite.
SayaYuu-tsundere Sayaka?
Pls dn't kll me. I blame WatchMojo for this.
Somewhere by a fountain, Madoka waited until sue saw Kyubey come in with a look of pure satisfaction in his eyes, "I supposed you are blaming me fir this mess?"
"It won't matter because it won't bring Sayaka back here!" Madoka exclaimed, "So, about my potential...is it true I can be an amazing magical girl?"
"If 'amazing' is going to a football game, watching it burn by aliens and Saitama punching the ever living shit out of it, then yes, it is amazing." Kyubey told her, "You would likely go beyond amazing. You can choose any wish just for one small thing, why is that so hard to do?"
"B-But my soul..."
"It's not like you lost it forever. In fact, I more or less IMPROVED your life along with getting a wish, why is that so bad? Is it because of these Disney movies? The Sixth Sense? No matter. The point is this; you'll be badass."
"Badass?"
"Your potential is so huge! I could write a book about how huge it is! And hey, maybe you can make a wish that can save Sayaka." Kyubey pointed out, "It was kinda obvious you could ask that from the start, right?"
"Oh yeah." Madoka parroted, she stood up, from the bench and looked Kyubey straight in the eye, "I wish for-"
"Not today you white dipshit!" Homura loaded several rounds into Kyubey, "Take that mothermucker!"
"H-Homura-chan~! You are here to guide meeee~" Madoka clung onto the girl and Homura was busy with the most WTF face of all time.
"Yuuta!" She fisted into the air, "You have insulted myself for the last time!"
"Homura-chan~"
"Huh, she wouldn't be reasoned anytime soon." A new Kyubey finished eating its old body, "I supposed you want to remove her?"
"I'll just bring her to Tomoe's house-" Homura squealed in sudden delight, "M-Madoka! Stop biting me!"
"You taste so good~"
"Hopefully Yuuta left some antidote back at home." Homura was busy dragging Madoka by her feet. Kyubey smirked to himself before walking away.
"Hey asshat." Kyoko came into the subway as Sayaka was covered in blood, "What happened to you?" She ate chips and sat next to her, "Why are you more red than blue?"
"Some guys were arguing who was the best 80s cartoon character." Sayaka shivered, "Had to kill them, before it killed me." Kyoko agreed so passionately.
"Well then, you alright? Heard Madoka was looking for you." Kyoko bit another chip, "Sorry about the damn boyfriend thing."
"Nah, it's fucking alright." Sayaka turned to her, "I was an idiot-"
"Hello ladies!" Yuuta came back with a camera, "Are you gonna make love or something? That's the only ay to prevent a witch from coming."
"Witch?" Sayaka looked around, "Where?"
"Well, there are technically two here, one of them is a mermaid from hell and the other is a religious candle horseman. I'm not one of them!" Yuuta clapped his hands, "Now, who wants to make a miracle as I record it?"
He had his camera ready, "C'mon ladies, the world will be watching!" Kyoko and Sayaka slammed him with both of their weapons onto the floor, "Ow."
"Asshat." Kyoko kicked his face, "Now let us find the witch you were talking about."
"Well you are the witch!" Kyoko glared at him, "Not in a personal level but really! Magical girls are witches!" Kyoko only stared in a puzzled state before widening her eyes.
"No...NO."
"Kyoko? Is your period ready?" Sayaka came to see a horrified Kyoko, "What's wrong?"
"OH MY GAWD!" Kyoko took out her soul gem, "MAGICAL GIRLS ARE WITCHES!" Kyoko took out her soul gem and stared at it.
"Say whhhhaaaaat?" Sayaka took out her soul gem also and looked at it, "What are you talking about?"
"Sayaka..." Yuuta placed a hand on her shoulder, "Witches are magical girls! Where the fuck do you think they come from? Witch factory down the lane?" Sayaka nearly dropped her soul gem at the info.
"What? Where...why..." Kyoko was in the background banging her head and telling herself she was an idiot, "HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS?!"
"I seen it so many times! Magical girl gets too hopeless, boom, witch!" Sayaka and Kyoko gaped at him, "Only if they were hotter." Kyoko grabbed Yuuta and strangled him, "Oh boy, you're mad."
"Why didn't you tell us you sick bastard?!" Kyoko had tears streaming down her face, "We were gonna all end up like this and you never told us?!"
"Well, wasn't the time! Grief seeds stop depression but they aren't depressant pills! I mean, Sayaka looks like she's gonna be one." Kyoko looked behind her to see Sayaka's soul gem darkening, "It's starting!" He handed her a grief seed and Kyoko threw him down onto the floor and tapped the grief seed onto Sayaka's, "That's better."
"Phew, thanks Kyoko." Sayaka frowned and looked at Yuuta, "Still doesn't answer why you never told us we were killing magical girls."
"Well, I can explain it all to Mami." Yuuta walked away and the two followed him. First, they just got the revelation of a lifetime and now they were stalking a boy younger than them. Ew.
"Hmm..." Mami ate some of her pizza, "Soul gems have souls? Eh, obvious." Homura had her jaw drop, Madoka was healed from her hypnotism thanks to some 'antidote beer' Yuuta left at the house. Homura carried Madoka to Mami's and told her the revelation of soul gems containing their souls.
"B-But Tomoe? Shouldn't you go berserk?"
"Nah, Pizza Hut is all I care." Homura had the most mortified face of all time, "I don't care if it turns out we turn into witches-"
"MAMI-SAN!" Sayaka came into the room with Kyoko and Yuuta just coming through the door, "IT TURNS OUT WE TURN INTO WITCHES! DID YOU KNOW THIS?!" Sayaka's yelling woke up Madoka, "Madoka?"
"Oh hey Sayaka-chan." Madoka looked around, "Oh hey Mami-san, hey Kyoko-chan, hey Homura-chan." Everyone was surprised Madoka didn't go apeshit over Homura.
"I gave her a cure for her obsession for me." Homura explained, "Works well." Everyone nodded in understanding, Mami turned to Sayaka.
"Well Miki-san, after teaching buttball, I couldn't care less." Sayaka had a surprised look, "I would even care if someone around her was a time traveller." Everyone turned to Homura, "Akemi-san? Do you have a confession."
"Um..." Homura knew she couldn't hide it, "Yes..." She began explaining who she really was. Her time travel abilities, her attempts to save Madoka and how much she suffered. Everyone (except Yuuta) listened to her tale and after she finished the story to the present.
"Homura-chan, you suffered so much." Madoka hugged Homura who turned red at how the pinkette's breasts were against her back, "Homura-chan?"
"M-Madoka!" She held a deep breath.
"Well then." Kyoko aimed her spear at Yuuta's neck, "Now that her backstory is revealed, how about yours?" Every magical girl around him aimed their weapons at him.
"I can send my backstory in your dreams?" Yuuta excused, "Also there is another revelation."
"What Yuuta?" Mami aimed her musket again his head, "What information you can give us that is SO important?"
"You're not real."
"What?" Sayaka deadpanned, "What does that mean?" Everyone looked at the laughing Yuuta.
"You're not real! Look, look guys, I know you have real feeling and I respect that." He walked around, "But not one of you is a real person."
"What? I'm real!" Kyoko slapped her chest, "My breasts are small! Those are real!"
"Well Kyoko, let me tell you this, you are in an anime."
"Say what?" Homura looked at him questionable, "I am aware of your ludicrous idea but you are now solidified insane."
"Guys, you aren't real!" Yuuta insisted, "I mean, who had pink hair? WHPO HAS PINK HAIR?! KYOKO, YOU COULDN'T EVEN REMEMBER YOUR MOM'S NAME! MAMI DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK SHE WISHED FOR! AND SAYAKA'S PARENTS ARE NOT EVEN PRESENT! MADOKA, SAYAKA, YOUR PARENTS DON'T WORRY YOU'RE CURRENTLY MISSING!"
Everybody had his words melt into their brains, then they had realization, "Oh shit, I don't know my mom's name." Kyoko dropped her spear, "OH SHIT." She realized it was the truth in his words.
"Well I now my parents' names! It's..." She paused, "I don't know..."
"WHAT IS HAPPENING?!" Mami clutched her head, "Oh my gawd!"
"Homura-chan! I'm scared!" Madoka clutched onto Homura.
"No wait, you are not in an anime." He snapped his fingers, "You're in a fanfiction!"
"WHAT?!"
"I'll just show you the show." Yuuta took out a DVD of Puella Magi Madoka Magica (plus the three movies).
"Holy shit." Kyoko dropped onto her knees after watching the show, "We...aren't real?!" She banged herself against the floor. Everyone else looked in shock after Rebellion ended.
"Homura-chan, why would you do the dickiest move of all time?" Madoka had a look of hurt in her eye after watching the moment. Homura didn't have an answer.
"I DON'T KNOW!"
"WAAAAAAAAAH!"
"UUUUUUHHHHHH!"
"WAAAAAAAH!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAH!" Screamed JonTron before a 'sick fuck' title appeared.
"Oh yeah guys, some hentai of you guys, mostly Mami." Yuuta tossed all the hentai onto the table, they all looked at it and screamed.
"Alright, we're anime characters, I am now starting to accept that." Sayaka grit her teeth, remembering how in the show she became a witch. She didn't want that to happen, "Kyoko is there."
"God doesn't exist for me! Only a bastard named Gen!" Kyoko groaned in sorrow as Mami comforted her. Homura was now aware that all the bullshit Yuuta had being doing was now justified and made sense.
"I suppose you want the answers to the fanfic parts." Yuuta smiled, "A fanfic written by XMinerCobra because he is a pussy against yuri fans. He sacrifices time for this fic, not because it was also his English project, because he is a lonely bastard who doesn't know what to do with his life."
Homura looked at him, Yuuta had genuine sadness streaked across his face. It was something she never saw before, especially for a guy who ran over a boy twice, "I'm not letting you read it." Yuuta took out some beer, "Who wants to get drunk?" Every girl shrugged, fuck it.
"Hmmm." Madoka and Homura were busy making out drunk at the floor, "You tastes so sweet Homura-chan."
"You're sweeter." Homura replied, "Now more tongue." Madoka did what she requested as Sayaka was busy groping Mami.
"Are they magic? Are they real?" She kept poking and Mami kept laughing, both drunk.
"Miki-san, stop tickling me!" Mami chuckled heartily. Kyoko was bust drunk ranting with curses.
"THIS IS FUCKING GREAT! I NEVER FELT SO ALIVE!" Also she was naked, nobody mind, "WOO! I'M KING OF THE WORLD!"
Yuuta, surprisingly the only sober one looked away from the naked girl. He called in their parents (by mimicking their voices) that their sleeping in their female senpai's house. He enjoyed watching them not in misery and not caring if they are fictional or not.
"Hopefully this is a happy ending for them." He stared at his camera, "Good thing XMinerCobra had me a backstory." He replayed a video from long ago...
Meanwhile, Kyubey remembered Yuuta mind wiped him.
Yuuta's Shelter- THEY GONE TURBO
"YUUTA!" Sayaka came into his bunker wearing Power Armor from Fallout, "BECAUSE I SERVED MY PURPOSE THROUGH THE ANIME AND MOVIES AND I CAN ASCEND INTO A GREATER PURPOSE IN THE COMMONWEALTH." She declared to Yuuta's horror.
"You can't do that! You fool, you've messed the natural order!" He yelled at her and she went into the portal, "NOOOOOO!"
"I am here to live in pineapples under the sea." Mami was dressed in a fish outfit also tossed herself into the portal.
"Why is this happening?! Why is there a portal in my bunker!"
"I'm gonna be RIIIIIDDDDDDEEEER!" Homura ran into the portal, "I'll be in Fate/Zero bitches!"
"I'll be in Fire Emblem!" Kyoko jumped in.
"I'll be in Fargo!" Madoka jumps in, Yuuta as left in shock before going after them.
I KNOW THAT THE WITCH REVELATION COULD BE DONE BETTER BUT I DIDN'T HAVE THE POWER TO DO IT. SORRY FOLKS!
THE NEXT CHAPTER INVOLVES BACKSTORY, LOTSA BACKSTORY.
STAY TUNED!