Hello again! Chapter 10! Sorry It's taken such a long time for me to get this up, I couldn't be botherd to type for a while! Anyway, I hope this is OK, I don't really like this chapter but hey ho...
This is the last chapter, apart from the Epilouge (Which is hopefully going to be up soon) So I'll give proper thanks then.
I don't own the boosh!


Chapter 10

-X-
Alex

A year and a half later…

Me and Vince had officially been dating since a week after Vince was discharged from hospital.

"Alex?" Vince said from the sofa. I was sat at the table, doodling… "you want to go out for dinner tonight? It's been ages sine we've been alone together"

"We're alone together now but sure, why not"

"Great" He said getting up "What are you drawing now?"

"Nothing" I said closing my design book.

"Well, I give you a hour and a half to get ready then we're going"

"OK… You were talking to yourself weren't you?"

"Yeah, well and you, kinda…"

"Go on" I could tell Vince wanted to go and get ready. He gave me a kiss on the cheek and skipped off to his walk-in wardrobe, we both had one. I opened my drawing book and sighed "Some day…" I whispered as I stood up, I picked up the book and headed to get dressed.

-X-
Vince

"I don't believe it! You actually managed to improve the dress" I said as Alex came out of her wardrobe. - We'd gotten our own place a few months ago. A three bedroom flat above a shop called Davidsons, right next door to Nabootique, we still work there but it wasn't fair on Howard us staying in the flat. - She'd added a line of sequins around the neckline and more layers to the bottom, so it was more puffy. Alex looked fabulous.

"Well with four people working at Nabootique I've had a lot of spare time"

"I take it you're ready then"

"Yeah, after you"

-X

You haven't forgotten it, have you?

Forgotten what?

For crying out loud Vince!

Oh yeah, I have it.

"Are you ready to order?" the waiter asked as he reached our table.

"Yes, I'll have the lobster" Alex said with a look that said 'I'll pay for my own'.

"And I'll have the smoked salmon" I said as I handed the waiter my menu.

"Is that everything?"

"Oh, and a bottle of your finest champagne, thanks"

"Champagne? What's the occasion?" Alex asked.

"Well, I've been meaning to ask you something…"

Don't loose it now Vince! You can do this!

"… I love you Alex, and those seven years we spent apart were the worst seven years of my life and I don't want to be apart again so…" I got the ring out of my pocket and got down on one knee "… Alex Holstone, will you marry me?"

-X-
Alex

"Yes"

"What?"

"Yes, I'll marry you!"

"Wow, Alex. You don't know how happy this makes me…" He said putting the ring on my finger. Gold with a clear diamond, simple yet beautiful.

"Shut up" I said leaning down to kiss him.

-X-

"Hey Howard" I said as me and Vince walked in through the door of Nabootique hand in hand "Is Jenney upstairs?"

"Yeah, why?"

"We've got something to tell you, I'll be back in a minuet" I gave Vince a quick kiss and ran up stairs.

Jenney and Howard got together about three months after Vince left hospital.

"Jenney? JENNEY!"

"What? WHAT!"

"Don't mock me! Come downstairs, me and Vince have something to tell you" I grabbed her hand and dragged her down the stairs.

"Ah, Naboo, Bollo. Perfect timing" Howard said as they walked through the door "Vince and Alex have something to tell us"

"Alex pregnant" Bollo grunted.

"No Bollo… Not yet anyway…" Vince looked petrified "I'm kidding Vince, don't look so scared. Actually, we're getting married"

Wow, that's great!" Jenney said, pulling me into a hug "Have you decided on a date yet?"

"God, slow down! He only proposed an hour ago!"

"Oh, right…"

"Let's celebrate, I think we've got some wine" Howard said looking over to Jenney.

"Yeah we have wine!" Jenney said pulling me back upstairs.

"We are having it large"

"How the hell did Tony Harrison get in Naboo?" Howard asked.

Naboo shrugged.

-X-

"Jenney?"

"Yeah?"

"I was wondering, would you be my maid of honour?"

"Really?"

"Really!"

"Yes! Does that mean I get to help with the rest of the wedding?"

"You're going to even if I say no…"

"Great! Lets get started!" She grabbed my arm and dragged me off to her and Howard's room.

-X-
Vince

"Howard?"

"What little man?"

"Would you be my best man?"

"Sure, why not"

-X-
Alex

Three and a half months later…

I stepped out of my wardrobe in my wedding dress.

"Wow Alex, you look amazing"

"I know!"

"How long did it take you to make that?"

"A couple of weeks… Jenney, I'm not sure about this anymore…"

"Alex, you'll be fine"

-X-

Stood outside the church doors "Jenney, I'm really not sure…"

"Shut up! You're practically shouting! Vine will hear you! You ready?"

I gave her a small nod.

"OK then, this is your time to shine"

-X-

"Do you Vincent…"

Vince shot the vicar an angry look.

"Sorry. Vince Noir, take Alexandra Holstone to be your lawfully wedded wife, in sickness and in health, till death do you part?"

"I do"

"And do you Alexandra Holstone…"

"I do"

"Erm… OK then" He turned to Vince "You may now kiss the bride"

Vince put his arms round my waist and kissed me, it was more wonderful than ever before. Everyone else seemed to disappear, It was just us. Vince in his black suit and me, in my one of a kind, long, white, wedding dress. I'd told Vince he could wear whatever he wanted but he insisted that he did this 'the proper way' so he went out and bought a tux.

Vince pulled away and turned to face everyone, Naboo, Bollo (how we convinced the vicar to let a gorilla into church I'll never know) Leroy, Jenney, Howard, a load of Vince's friends, my auntie Sue (She'd herd I was in London and sort of just turned up) and the whole of the shaman council (Why, I'm not sure).

Everyone stood up as and threw confetti at us as we walked down the isle.

"After you" Vince said opening the car door. A black Rolls Royce.

"Thank you kind sir" I did a small curtsy and Vince laughed. He got in the car after me.

"Driver, To Nabootique!" Vince said as the engine started "So Mrs Noir. Where do you want to go for our honeymoon?"

Mrs Noir, that sounded weird "How about Corfu?" I said, pouring us both a glass of champagne.

"Corfu it is"


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