iHate you

Chapter 10: The Other Puckett Girl.

DISCLAIMER: My name is (not) Dan Schneider and I (Do not) Own iCarly.

(A/N): The Title's a reference to the movie "The Other Boleyn Girl":P.

But then it hit her: She loves Freddie.

She decided to go talk to him, she went into his room, he had his iPod playing, and was sitting on his bed, looking through his art-book.

Remember those walls I built,

Well baby they're tumblin' down,

They didn't even put up a fight,

They didn't even make a sound.

He looked at the creaking door and saw Carly come in.

"Listen Freddie, I didn't mean it, I know how much it hurts you when you get rejected, believe it or not, it also hurts me when I reject you,"

I found a way to let you in,

But I never really had a doubt,

Standin' in the light of your Halo,

I got my angel now,

Freddie looked at her, "You mean you liked me back?"

"Yes, I did,"

"Well, you're really good at hiding it,"

"I know, and before you ask why, I was worried it would affect our friendship, I thought it might annoy Spencer, he really acts aggressive towards my boyfriends, and I was worried that it might affect iCarly,"

"Smart, I never thought about it that way,"

"Well, it was kind of difficult,"

Carly went and sat beside him.

Hit my like a ray of sun,

Burning through my darkest night,

You're the only one that I want,

I think I'm addicted to your light,

"Remember that time when I dropped my water bottle, and you ran and got it for me?"

"Yeah,"

"I really miss those times, you dropped this!"

They both laughed at how Carly imitated pre-mature Freddie.

"Good times,"

"Hey,"

"What?"

"I wonder what will happen if all our enemies collided, or something,"

"The Anti-iCarlies,"

"That would be fun, and near-impossible to avoid, Nevel, Valerie, all of your ex-boyfriends,"

"Freddie…" Carly playfully pushed Freddie, and they started laughing.

"I was joking,"

"I know you were,"

"But honestly, I develop hatred and some jealousy for every boyfriend you ever dated,"

"Why?"

"They just made me jealous, I mean, Hey, how come you got to date Carly and I didn't?"

"Because we weren't ready," Carly smiled at him.

"So wait, what about the time I saved you, we were dating back then, right?"

"Yeah,"

"What did Spencer think about it?"

"He thought I was being sympathetic towards you,"

"So wait, if you won't date me because Spencer hates your boyfriends, then why did you date anyone else?"

"I worried for you,"

I swore I'd never fall again,

But this don't even feel like fallin,

Gravity can't forget,
To pull me back to the ground again,

With those words, they both looked at each other, and started moving closer, their hands reached for the other, their heads tilted, and their lips touched, as they closed their eyes to enjoy this one unique kiss, it felt much more different than the others, it felt right, Carly's tongue started knocking on Freddie's teeth, he opened and released his tongue, and eventually pushed hers back into her mouth, which sent Goosebumps into Carly's body, and blood into Freddie's groin, they started moving their hands around their bodies, until they fell on the bed, still making out, Carly started unbuttoning Freddie's shirt, moving her hands all over his bare chest as he unbuttoned her tiny jacket, as ecstatic as that was, Freddie regained his consciousness and broke their kiss, half-naked.

"Carly, I think we should stop, we're kind of going far,"

"Sorry,"

"Hormones," they both said, they laughed, and started talking a bit.

Meanwhile,

At the Groovy Smoothie, Sam and Melanie were sitting, Carly just left.

"Where's Freddie, I haven't seen him in some days,"

"Oh, that,"

"What's wrong?"

"Well, me and Freddie are-"

"Dating? Or rather, were"

"How did you know?"

"Twin instincts,"

"Whatever,"

"So, why did you break up with him?"

"I don't feel like we were in love like we were before,"

"What happened, that made you feel that way,"

"Well, it was at Carly's house, one of her movie nights,"

Flashback (A/N: The first Flashback not from an iCarly episode)

Sam's point of View

I was walking towards Carly's house, Mom was being an Ass, I hate it when she gets wasted, I slapped Lewbert, went to Carly's and opened the door, I saw Spencer wearing his jacket, he seemed like he was leaving.

"Hey Spence,"

"Hey Kiddo,"

"Where are Carly and Freddie?"

"Up stairs, Movie night, don't want to disturb them,"

"Alright, where are you headin' to?"

"Movie Night,"

"You too?"

"Can't adults have fun?"

"Sure they can, have a blast!"

"Enjoy,"

Spencer left, I charged to the fridge, took the last pieces of Bolivian Bacon, ate them while watching Girly Cow, I want to go upstairs by the time it was the second movie, I took a Peppy Cola with me, after I was done, I went upstairs, I saw both Carly and Freddie, in their under wears, making out, with Playboy Magazines all over the place, and a bottle of Tequila, I charged in and hit Freddie until he regained his consciousness, Carly just fainted, he started begging me to come back, I just ignored it, I was so angry, it was unbearable, he cheated on me! With my best friend! I went home crying.

End of Flashback. Back to 3rd Person.

"Oh, so that' why you were crying,"

"Exactly,"

"Then Carly came over, and convinced me they were drunk and that she made the move,"

"Ouch, that must have been harsh,"

"It really was,"

"So you made up?"

"Yea, but I felt that the second time was out of pity and regret for what happened,"

"So you broke up with him?"

"He's all yours, that is, if Carly didn't decide to go out with him, which is nearly impossible,"

"Oh yay,"

"Go, knock yourself out,"

Melanie walked out of the Groovy Smoothie, T-Bo walked by Sam, with Bell peppers on a stick.

"Buy a Bell Pepper?"

"No,"

"Why not?"

"I don't want Bell Peppers,"

"Why you hatin' on Bell Peppers?"

"T-Bo!"

"Sorry,"

Melanie went to Freddie's apartment, Carly and Freddie heard a knock on the door, they went to answer.

"Who is it?" Freddie asked.

"It's me, Melanie,"

He opened the door.

"Hey Melanie," Said Freddie and Carly in unison.

"Hey Freddie, Carly," Melanie smiled at Freddie, and fake-smiled at Carly.

"So, what are you doing here?" Asked Freddie, he knew there was some kind of tension between the two of you.

"Sam told me about everything, and I just wanted to tell you, that I'm here for you if you ever need me," Melanie smiled.

Freddie knew Melanie liked him, a lot, but he liked Carly, he was confused, he knocked all out of his mind, and led the girls to his living room.

"Mom will be back soon, Peppy colas?"

"Sure," "Please,"

Freddie got two Colas out of his stash, and gave Carly and Melanie one, they were talking about Junior year, and because Melanie was an over-achiever, she got to skip one school year, so she was a Junior.

"I know, you should really concentrate on English Literature and History, junior year is gonna be really frustrating, Physics will be like 'Oh My God, Teacher, kill me now', Chemistry will be boring, so many equations, Biology will get scarier, more like Sex-Ed,"

Melanie gave her friends some advice on Junior year, until they heard a knock on the door.

"Guys, finish up those Colas," The Girls quickly drank them and threw the cans in their purses, Freddie went to answer the door to Mrs. Benson.

"Hello Fredward, did you touch the oven while I was away?"

Melanie and Carly started to giggle, Freddie gave them an annoyed, stop-it look, they stopped.

"Mom, I'm Seventeen, I'm too old for this stuff,"

"You will never be too old for those kind of things, heaven knows how many people died from playing with the oven, you know, the London Fire burnt down half of London, just because a Baker didn't turn off the stove after he was done,"

"Mom! We're not in London!"

"You've been warned,"

He turned to Carly and Melanie, they were giggling, Freddie turned red.

"Spare me the embarrassment and let's go to Carly's,"

They went to Carly's apartment.

"Hey Kiddos, Sam, you're looking nice today,"

"It's me, Melanie,"

"Oh Hey, Melanie, why are you here?"

"Visiting,"

"Enjoy,"

"Thanks,"

"Hey, I have an idea!" Freddie told the girls as they sat on the couch.

"What is it?"

"Let's introduce Melanie to our fans on iCarly, and make some kind of competition between her and Sam,"

Sam entered just after Freddie suggested.

"Hey, sup?" Sam went to the fridge, pulled out a root beer and started drinking it.

"Sam!" Spencer moaned in a very childish voice.

"What?"

"That was my last root beer!"

"Buy another one!"

"Fine!" Spencer walked to his room, sad.

"I don't think the competition is a good thing,"

"What competition?"

"Freddie suggested we get you and Melanie on iCarly, and do some kind of a challenge,"

"As long as it involves food, I'm in,"

"As long as it involves food, I'm out," Both Melanie and Sam said together.

"Fine, we'll just introduce Melanie,"

"Cool,"

"I'll just go upstairs and work on some graphics and stuff, by the way, what's today?"

"Tuesday,"

"I missed Monday's rehearsal?"

"Yes, you did, and Professor Crone gave us a project,"

"Is it about getting pregnant?" Both Freddie and Melanie looked at each other, and covered their faces with their palms.

"Sam!"

"What?"

"No! It's not about getting pregnant! And it's about Literature!"

"Well, what's it about?"

"Write about your favorite Shakespeare play,"

"Eww…"

"I know,"

"I might as well get started on that one upstairs, if anyone needs me, for the third time, I'm in the iCarly Studio,"

"Okay,"

"Whatevs,"

"Kay,"

Freddie went upstairs, thinking about the glances Melanie gave him throughout the conversation, he's expecting her to come up and start talking to him, but until then, it's iCarly Graphics and Shakespeare.

"Sam, are you working on that Project?" Carly asked, she knew Sam will say no, but, well, honestly, Carly did it for the sake of a conversation.

"Of course not!"

"Come on Sam, I'll help you," Melanie offered.

"No,"

"We're twins, you'll get an A"

"Oh well, an A on English Literature won't be bad," Carly walked up to her Computer and started Zap-Looking some Shakespeare plays, while Melanie tried giving Sam an idea about who Shakespeare is.

"Is he the guy who made Spears for the English Army?"

"NO!"

"Well then why is he called Shakespeare?"

"That's his name!" Melanie was gonna explode, Carly just laughed.

"We'll do this at home,"

"And we'll get a smoothie on the way home,"

"Fine,"

"Hey Carls we're-"

"I heard you, enjoy!"

"Thanks," Melanie and Sam walked out of the apartment, Spencer then jumped out of his bedroom, Carly jumped out of her Seat, Spencer scared her.

"Spencer!"

"I just got an insane idea for a Sculpture!"

"What?"

"A Pyramid! Made of Glass!"

"Spencer, they already made that,"

"Who did?"

"The French Government,"

"Awww… They always beat me to that stuff, First it was the Eiffel Tower, now it's the Glass Pyramid?"

"Yep,"

"Awh,"

Spencer walked to Carly's computer, and saw the list of Plays she was looking at.

"What'cha lookin' at?"

"Shakespeare plays,"

"Professor Crone?"

"Yep,"

"Write about Romeo and Juliet, he seems to like that one, a lot"

"Okay, thanks,"

Carly started reading some summaries about Romeo and Juliet when Freddie came down the elevator.

"Done,"

"Graphics?"

"And Project," Freddie gave Carly his signature Smirk as he showed her an elegantly designed paper.

"What play did you write about?"

"Henry The Eighth,"

"Freddie?" Spencer walked towards him.

"Hey Spence,"

"Rewrite that,"

"Why?"

"Mr. Crone hates that play, you'll get a B, if you're lucky,"

"What? Why?"

"He detests that play!"

"Aw come on!" Freddie walked back up the stairs, holding the assignment in his hand; he came back a few seconds later.

"Done, again,"

"Woah," Carly exclaimed, she just opened the Word document.

"WOW you're fast,"

"I know," Freddie smiled with pride.

"What's it about this time?"

"Julius Caesar,"

"He made a play on that guy?"

"Yes he did,"

"Let me see it," Spencer took the paper form Freddie.

"Careful, don't bend or crumple it,"

Spencer quickly read the assignment.

"Wow, this is good,"

"Thanks,"

Freddie walked to Carly.

"What's yours about?"

"Romeo and Juliet,"

"That play completely slipped my mind…"

"It's Crone's favorite,"

"Really?"

"Yea, some kid got an A+, he wrote about it, and it was C, R, A, P, spell that," Spencer intruded.

"Crap…"

"Yes,"

"Lucky, okay, well I'm going home, do you need help Carls?"

"Yeah, here it says that Romeo died…"

"You need me to write you the assignment,"

"Please?"

"Carly, this is an end of the year assignment, I can't help you,"

"For me?"

"No," Freddie moved his head away, to avoid her puppyface, which she made a very cute one.

"Fine, but I need a kiss in return,"

"No,"

"Cheek Kiss?"

"No,"

"Nose Kiss?"

"Nuh-uh,"

"Then forget it,"

"Cheek kiss it is!"