Kimea: Can I talk now?
Hinata: Sure go!
Kimea: Well my last part was something huh?!?! I mean Hinata with the whole dirty thing yeah that was interesting? I mean at first I wasn't going to do it but then I thought how I always…
Kiba: Would you get on with it!
Kimea: Huh?
Sasuke: We want to comment!
Kimea: So?
Gaara: SO hurry the fuck up!
Kimea: But this is my fanfiction I can take as long as I want and…
Hinata: Ok that's enough start it!
Kimea: But no one said the disclaimer!
Hinata: What did I say?
Kimea: Fine, fine I'll start!
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Kimea: Welcome back to my Ninja Karaoke Idol! Last time on the show…
Ino: Hinata went insane!
Hinata: (death glare) Note to self Ino hit by bus 7:30!
Gaara: I think I'm in love!
Kimea: Well that's kind of what happened…
Hinata: (death glare)
Kimea: I mean Hinata sung us a very interesting song! Roll it!
(Type rolls)
Hinata: Ooh, I'm overdue
Gimme some room
I'm coming through
Paid my dues
In the mood
Me and my girls gonna shake the room
(starts to dance)
DJ's spinning (show your hands)
Let's get dirty (that's my jam)
I need that, uh, to get me off (unzips her jacket)
Sweat'n till my clothes come off (Pulls it of to show a tight tang top)
(type ends)
Kimea: It was really something wasn't it!
Kiba: I'll say! (Wolf howl)
Naruto: I thought you were a dog!
Kiba: Just forget it! Hinata I thought it was smoking!
Hinata: I bet!
Lee: Hinata you were unbelievable that was possibly the hottest thing ever! The male species thanks you!
Hinata: Uh-huh
Shikamaru: It was very nice Hinata!
Hinata: Oh yeah I'm sorry I didn't dance for you! I guess we could do that later! (Wink)
Ino: Hey back of he's mine!
Hinata: For now anyway! Just watch your back!
Ino: Was that a threat?
Hinata: Did it sound like one?
Gaara: (down on one knee in front of Hinata) that's it, marry me?
Temari: Oh get over yourself! (Pulls him away)
Sakura: I don't know why you liked it so much? All she did was like strip and give you guys lap dances?
Sasuke: Did you just hear what you said? Any guy in his right mind would want that!
Sakura: Not my Naruto!!!
Hinata: YOUR NARUTO!
Sakura: Yep MY Naruto!
Hinata: (jumps on Sakura and starts to pulls her hair)
Sakura: Ow get off my, you ho! (Punches her)
Lee: Finally a real cat fight!!! GO Hinata!
TenTen: God Lee what am I going to do with you?
Lee: Anything you want!
Neji: Lee what did I say…
TenTen: OK Lee!
Everyone: (shocked)
Lee: Score!
Neji: TenTen, what are you doing!?!?!
TenTen: What I'm tried of trying to get you so I'll stick with Lee!
Neji: But TenTen…
Lee: (sings) I got TenTen and you don't! I got TenTen and you don't! I got TenTen and you don't! I got TenTen and you don't!
Neji: Lee you've got five seconds!
Lee: Why you going to kill me?
Neji: 5…4…3…!
Lee: And why would that be, oh yeah because I got TenTen and you don't! I got TenTen and you don't!
TenTen: Come on Lee! (Pulls him away from Neji before he got hurt!)
Naruto: Man that must suck huh Neji!
Neji: … (Death glare)
Kimea: Well that was…
Hinata+Sakura: (Roll across the stage fighting)
Hinata: What happened with you and Sasuke, did the rejection finally get through that thick forehead of yours? (Punch)
Ino: YEAH go Hinata!
Everyone: Huh?
Ino: What I love a god forehead joke!
Sakura: What Hinata, mad Naruto wanted me over you? (Kicks her in to a wall)
Hinata: (crying) Sakura, w-why w-would y-you s-say t-that? (Rubs her eyes)
Sakura: What are you talking about you're the one who started this?
Hinata: B-but I d-didn't t-think y-you r-really h-hurt m-me!?! (Boys except Neji run over to her)
Sasuke: God Sakura what is your problem? (Helps her up)
Sakura: What but I…
Shino: Did you really have to make her cry?
Sakura: But I…
Gaara: You're lucky I don't kill you where you stand?
Sakura: She's the one who started this!?!
Lee: But she was blinded my by her love!
Sakura: But…
Naruto: Honestly I thought better of you Sakura?
Sakura: What?!?!
Neji: Oh you guys shut up!
Gaara: What are you talking about you should be most upset…
Kiba: Yeah your cousins over here…
Neji: Playing you guys for fools!
Boys: What!
Hinata: (evil laugh) Well it seems I can't fool you can I?
Neji: It looks that way doesn't it?
Temari: I told you she was good!
TenTen: Wait I don't get it?
Naruto: I second that!
Neji: This is why I'm so protective of Hinata. When she gets hurt in an emotional way she gets real aggressive and well simply put a bitch in my opinion.
Kimea: How did you know that, there is no way you could have known!
Shikamaru: Just pay up!
Kimea: But how would you know something like that? (Hands him 2 fifties)
Shikamaru: I have my ways (Hands Temari a fifty)
Kimea: Hey you guys hustled me!
Temari: NO, it was a friendly little wager!
Kimea: Whatever you jacked me!
Temari+Shikamaru: Yeah we did! (Smile at each other)
Shikamaru: Now this just might be better then making out!
Temari: Yeah but I kind of missed that! (Wink)
Shikamaru: (blush)
Sakura: Hey can we get back to Hinata now?
Kimea: Yeah sure what ever. You guys up for a game of gold fish!
Both: You're on!
Neji: So like I was saying when ever she gets upset or hurt she gets really aggressive to a point were she either kills everyone or she'll try to take over the world!
Ino: Well what do we do about it?
Neji: Oh that's simple all we have to do is… (Gets knocked out)
Hinata: Opps... I guess we'll never know now! (Evil smile)
Lee: But how? What?
Hinata: Don't question me!
Everyone: Yes ma'am!
Hinata: Well seeing how I don't know which to do kill you or world domination thing someone entertain me!
Kimea: Hey, hey, hey I don't care who you are I run this show got that!
FBI dude: So you're the author of this story?
Kimea: Of course I thought of everything it's all mine!
FBI dude: Well I'm here to collect the money from the author.
Kimea: Money what money?
FBI dude: You're being sued for claming to own Naruto!
Kimea: Wait I think there has been a misunderstanding. I don't Naruto!
FBI dude: Well did you do your disclaimer?
Kimea: I…uh…um…
FBI dude: And that's why I need the money!
Kimea: Well you see I…
Temari+Shikamaru: (counting money they won from Kimea)
Kimea: I don't have any!
FBI dude: Then you'll have to come with me! (Grabs her)
Kimea: Hey wait where are we going?
FBI dude: Feudal prison!
Kimea: What the hell? (Kicks and screams) Let me go! Let me go! Let me go! Let me go! Let me go! Let me go! Let me go!
FBI dude: (Knocks Kimea out and takes her out of the room)
Shino: Seeing how the authors gone we can leave!
Kiba: Thank god this was getting strange!
Hinata: Well it's not over yet I said you'll be entertaining me now!
Sakura: And if we don't!
Hinata: I'll kill you, plain and simple.
Sakura: Yeah right!
Hinata: Well Sakura I'd be glad to show you!
Sakura: Well I…
Sasuke: (covers her mouth) As much as I'd like to see that! It seems there is nothing we can do but go along with her!
Sakura: What but I could so take her!
Hinata: Aww b-but S-sakura I d-didn't d-do a-anything t-to y-you! (Eyes build with tears)
Guys: Are you ok Hinata? Sakura would you just back off? She didn't do anything?
Sakura: I see your point! I guess I can't do anything about it huh?
Hinata: Well that you all understand let the show begin! Ok first off let me tell you something, absolutely no love songs! You got that NONE at all or I'll kill you faster then you can say opps!
Temari: Then what do you want use to sing?
Hinata: You figure it out! And like I said NO love an any part of it!
Shino: Well Sasuke I think it's time!
Naruto: Time for what?
Sasuke: I agree come on lets do it!
(Both Shino and Sasuke get on stage and start to sing)
Shino: crawling in my skin
these wounds they will not heal
fear is how I fall
confusing what is real
Sasuke: there's something inside me that pulls beneath the surface to find myself again
consuming/confusing
this lack of self-control I fear is never ending
controlling/I can't seem
my walls are closing in
Shino: (without a sense of confidence I'm convinced that there's just too much pressure to take)
Sasuke: I've felt this way before
so insecure
Shino: crawling in my skin
these wounds they will not heal
fear is how I fall
confusing what is real
Sasuke: discomfort, endlessly has pulled itself upon me to find myself again crawling in my skin Shino: there's something inside me that pulls beneath the surface, consuming,
distracting/reacting
against my will I stand beside my own reflection
its haunting how i cant seem...
my walls are closing in
Shino: (without a sense of confidence I'm convinced that there's just too much pressure to take)
Sasuke: I've felt this way before
so insecure
Together: crawling in my skin
these wounds they will not heal
fear is how I fall
confusing what is real
these wounds they will not heal
fear is how I fall
confusing confusing what is real
Sasuke: confusing what is real
Shino: this lack of self-control I fear is never ending, controlling,
Sasuke: confusing what is real
Hinata: That was very entertaining thank you boys!
Shino+Sasuke: No Problem!
Naruto: Well I thought…
Hinata: Did anyone ask you?
Naruto: No but…
Hinata: Well then shut your mouth! Does anyone have something to say?
Everyone: (shake there head no)
Neji: I do!
Hinata: You again!
Neji: Yeah and Hinata I think it's about time you go back to your old self!
Hinata: Like hell I'll go back!
(Door busts open)
Kimea: Finally you wouldn't believe how hard it was to get back here! First I had to…
Hinata: No one cares now sit down and shut up!
Kimea: (laughs) Oh yeah Hinata still evil I see well we can change that can't we!
Hinata: You know?
Kimea: You wouldn't believe the information the FBI has!
Hinata: So just cause you know doesn't mean anything!
Kimea: You think! Well let's find out (pulls of a bowl of Ramen)
Hinata: You wouldn't!
Kimea: Oh I would! Naruto…
Hinata: No! (tries to run)
Kimea: I'll give you this ramen if you pin Hinata down for me!
Sakura: Oh come on Naruto isn't won over that easy!
Naruto: (already has her pinned) So do I get the ramen now!
Sakura: Naruto!
Naruto: What, she said ramen!
Hinata: Naruto, I demand you get off me right now!
Naruto: But Hinata I liked you much more when you were shy and quiet!
Hinata: (blush) No don't say that! Stop! (Struggles to get out)
Kimea: Naruto, keep her down and keep her blushing and I'll give you as much ramen to can eat!
Naruto: Alright then, Hinata you know you were really cute when you stuttered!
Hinata: (blush) No stop it! Get off!
Kimea: Take it away Neji!
(Music starts)
Neji: There's always that one person
That will always have your heart
You never see it coming
Cause you're blinded from the start
Know that you're that one for me
It's clear for everyone to see
Ooh baby ooh you'll always be my boo
(pulls TenTen on stage)
Neji: Do you remember girl It started when we were younger TenTen: I was in love with you when we were younger Yes I remember boy Neji: It started when we were younger TenTen: My oh, My oh, My oh, My oh, My Boo
I was the one who gave you your first kiss
Cause I remember girl
I was the one who said put your lips like this
Even before all the fame and
People screaming your name
Girl I was there when you were my baby
You were mine my boo
Now another brother's taken over
But its still in your eyes my boo
Even though we used to argue it's alright
I know we haven't seen each other
In awhile but you will always be my boo
You were mine my boo
And I see it from time to time
I still feel like my boo
And I can see it no matter
How I try to hide my boo
Even though there's another man who's in my life
You will always be my boo
Cause after we kissed
I could only think about your lips
Yes I remember boy
The moment I knew you were the one
I could spend my life with
Even before all the fame
And people screaming your name
I was there and you were my baby
You were mine my boo
Now another brother's taken over
But its still in your eyes my boo
Even though we used to argue it's alright
I know we haven't seen each other
In awhile but you will always be my boo
TenTen: I was in love with you when we were younger
You were mine my boo
And I see it from time to time
I still feel like my boo
And I can see it no matter
How I try to hide my boo
Even though there's another man who's in my life
You will always be my boo
Neji: My oh, My oh, My oh, My oh, My Boo
Neji:(grabs her hand) It started when we were younger
You were mine my boo
Now another brother's taken over
But its still in your eyes my boo
Even though we used to argue it's alright
I know we haven't seen each other
In awhile but you will always be my boo
Together: I don't know bout cha'll
But I know about us and uh
It's the only way
We know how to rock
I don't know bout cha'll
But I know about us and uh
It's the only way
We know how to rock
Kimea: Aww that was adorable!
Lee: Neji how dare you do that to my TenTen…
TenTen: (staring at Neji) Lee?
Lee: Yes!
TenTen: I'm kind of into someone else right now so it's over!
Lee: Fine! It doesn't matter I'm still into Temari!
Shikamaru: (kicks Lee) She doesn't like you like that!
Temari: Thank you so much!
Lee: But Temari…
Sakura: Hello back to the Hinata thing!
Kimea: Oh yeah so how is she doing!
Hinata: (blushing like crazy) No stop! I'll never go back!
Kimea: But we got her to blush and we had a love song so why isn't it working!
Neji+TenTen: (staring at each other)
Kimea: Hello Neji!
Neji: (stare)
Kimea: NEJI!!!I need your help!
Neji: Huh what you say?
Kimea: The song didn't work and neither did Naruto so what do we do now!
Neji: Well seeing how we have to blush her into unconsciousness (sp) I think we only one option.
Sasuke: Which would be?
Neji: We need Naruto to kiss her!
Sakura: What! Well Neji I don't know if you know this but at the moment Naruto is with me!
Neji: I know Sakura but we need him to do it!
Naruto: Never, I like Hinata but I love Sakura and I'll never cheat on her!
Neji: It's not cheating!
TenTen: Think of it more like helping out a friend!
Naruto: No I wouldn't do it!
Kimea: Please I can't think of another way to change her back!
Naruto: Fine but I'll do it under one condition.
Kimea: Ok what is it!
Naruto: Come here (whispers to Kimea)
Kimea: Oh god it's hopeless he'll never go for it that!
Sasuke: What does he want?
Kimea: Well I'm glad you asked (whispers to Sasuke)
Sasuke: (death glare at Naruto) No!
Naruto: Then I guess I wouldn't kiss her!
Hinata: HA ha I'm here to stay! Now get off of me!
Ino: Please Sasuke!
Sasuke: Nope.
Shikamaru: God just say it then we all will be done with this!
Sasuke: NO!
Kimea: Come on think of Hinata! She really needs your help!
Sasuke: Fine... but I'm not saying the last part!
Naruto: Ok then just say the beginning!
Sasuke: OK! Hello my name is…
Naruto: Say it!
Sasuke: SasuGay.
Naruto: And…
Sasuke: And I am a horrible ninja…
Naruto: But…
Sasuke: But Naruto is…
Naruto: Naruto who?
Sasuke: Naruto Uzumaki
Naruto: What about him?
Sasuke: I'll kill him if he wouldn't shut the fuck up!
Naruto: Fine then get on with it!
Sasuke: Ok SomynameisSasuGayandIamahorribleninjabutNarutoUzumakiisthebestninjaeverheissogreathe'llbethenexthokage! There I said it!
Naruto: But they didn't even hear you!
Sasuke: To bad I said it now get on with it!
Naruto: Fine I'll do it! (Leans in to kiss Hinata)
Hinata: No! No! Stop it! Get off! Now… (Cut off by the kiss)
Naruto: (Leans off of Hinata) Are you back Hinata?
Hinata: (red as an apple) N-Naruto-kun!
Naruto: Hey guys she's back!
Hinata: Naruto!
Naruto: Huh?
Hinata: (Punches him into a wall) Ever do that again and I'll make sure you'll never be able kiss again got that!
Everyone: (Shocked)
Hinata: And for the rest of you!(cracks her knuckles)
Kimea: Run for your lives!
Everyone: (runs)
Kimea: (running) Ok catch in next time to see what happens! God why are we always running for our lives on this thing!Bye!