Hey, I won my soccer game 7-2 ! Apparently, the other teams goalie had butter fingers if you get the jest. ;) Anyway, I am contagious with the dreaded cold, so Feathertail is my assistant and will get my mail.

Feathertail: *runs to mail* "The Erins wrote back and said that you don't own Warriors."

Me: *has a huge temper tantrum"

Feathertail: *run away*

Plushies go out to Eaglehaze, who has a funny name.

Sticky was plotting something marvelous. He got trapped with that clingy badger, while Crowfeather got the beautiful she-cat otherwise known as Breezepelt. It wasn't fair! He hated seeing their beautiful angst while never had any of his own. He was going to declare war on the clans with his thousands of brothers and sisters. Then he would capture Breezepelt, woo her and gallop away in his new 2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 dollar BMW. It will be perfect, and creepy Dustpelt and Firestar will be dead!

Feathertail was listening to his exchange. She ran to Crowfeather's dream and told him of imminent threat to his daughter. Despite knowing that it was great for the clans to get rid of Dustpelt and Firestar.

In Crowfeather's dream...

Crowfeather was surrounded by many she-cats who all wanted his famous cider. He was happily cooking when suddenly his dream changed. His first love Feathertail was there. She said,"Crowiebanana, Something terrible will happen. Your daughter is a source of Sticky's love."

And with that his dream vanished leaving him very confused.

Breezepelt grumbled, When Thundercan was having its epic party, he had tried to crash it. Starclan was very displeased so he was turned into a she-cat. Now, some of his old friends were trying to become his mate. All he wanted was to return into his former male self so that he secretly lick Hermione's face with out getting weird looks. Breezepelt's pawphone had just received a notification. It was time for his weekly gender transformation support group.

At the weekly gender transformation support group...

As Breezepelt walked in he saw the familiar faces of Rowanclaw, Mosskit, Appledawn, Crowtail, Ottersplash, and many others. They welcomed him, while Mosskit started the program. "Ok, So who wants to start of with their problems.

Meanwhile in the Thunderclan dirtplace...

Jayfeather growled something worse was coming, He was still constipated. This was to be the second ultimate battle. He yowled and ran to Firestar, who was also constipated.

"Firestar, something big is going to happen. Be very wary because you are a mary-sue." cried Jayfeather. Firestar grunted as he struggled with his dirt.