Note: Harry was not sleeping in Dudley's second bedroom. He was staying there until the guest leave.
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Harry woke up bright and early the next day. It took him a few minutes to realize that he was at the Burrow. He went downstairs and started to make breakfast. This was how Mrs. Weasley found him ten minutes later.
"Oh Harry dear, you didn't have to cook breakfast."
"Oh. I'm sorry. Cooking is my new hobby. You never get to cook at Hogwarts."
"That's nice dear. Do you need any help?"
"Sure" Harry said. He never ever did get to cook with his mom and Mrs. Weasley always was like a mother to him.
A half hour later Ron, Fred, George, Percy, and Mr. Weasley came down the stairs. They went in to the kitchen to smell the smell of bacon and eggs. They sat around eating.
"This is an excellent meal Molly." Author said.
"It is an awesome meal Forge."
"I have to say it is Gred"
"We are going to have to make new nick names for each other if this triplet thing is going to work and by the way I cooked the meal." Harry said
"When did you learn how to cook? Do you think I could learn the way you did?" Ron said.
"9 years of being abuse and forced to cook for you Uncle and Aunt and you will be a cook in no time. We are going to have to find you an Aunt and Uncle who will abuse you and force you to cook for them though." Harry said going in to deep thought. "I don't think of any one in your family who would do that though.
They looked at him in shock. Then Ron started laughing.
"That's a funny joke Harry" Ron said.
"I wasn't joking Ron." Harry said.
Ron stopped laughing. He was about to retort when 5 owls came through.
SECOND-YEAR STUDENTS WILL REQUIRE:
The Standard Book of Spells, Grade 2by Miranda Goshawk
Break with a Banshee by Gilderoy Lockhart
Gadding with Ghouls by Gilderoy Lockhart
Holidays with Hags by Gilderoy Lockhart
43 Travels with Trolls by Gilderoy Lockhart
Voyages with Vampires by Gilderoy Lockhart
Wanderings with Werewolves by Gilderoy Lockhart
Year with the Yeti by Gilderoy Lockhart
"Yep this school year is going to suck." Fred said.
"What do you mean Fred? Lockhart is a brilliant wizard. We better get to Diagon Alley now." Mrs. Weasley said.
"Fred, George and I don't need the Lockhart school books; I won three sets of book s in a contest." Harry lied.
"Thank you Harry but why would you give Fred and George the books?" She asked sweetly.
"The books are their courses; no one else needs the books that I won." Harry lied.
"Thank you, but I think we should pay you for the books." Mrs. Weasley said.
"Do not worry mom Gred and I already paid him." Fred lied.
"Ok"
"Will have to use the Floo, were running low Arthur will have to by some when while were out."
"Try to turn up in the right fireplace Harry." Fred whispered to Harry
"Shut up" Harry whispered back.
"You can go first Harry." Mrs. Weasley said.
Harry picked up some Floo powder and went into the fireplace.
"Diagon Alley." Harry said loud and clear.
Harry stumbled out of the fire place just in time for Fred popped out of the fire place. Followed by George, then Ron and the rest of the Weasleys, they headed to the book store. Fred, George and Harry were in the back of the group secretly talking.
"Fred, I think we should be nice to Percy." Harry said
"Why?" Fred replied.
"Remember what happened last time." Harry said.
"What happened last time?" George asked
"Percy left the family.' Harry and Fred said.
:"Why?"
"He did not believe that Voldemort came back." Fred said.
"Hey guys a though just came to me." Harry said
"What?" They both replied
"What do you think is going to happen to Draco?"
"What do you mean?" Fred asked
"I can not believe I forgot. He is a Gryffindor."
"We know that Harry" George said.
"He told me that his family would have disowned him if he wasn't their only heir. You do not think that Mr. Malfoy would you know." Harry started
"Hit him?" George said.
"He seems like the type but I don't know maybe." Fred said.
"Ok I… What about the diary?" Harry said.
"What diary?" George asked. "You write in a diary Harry?"
"No not me Ginny."
"Ginny writes in a diary? I did not know that." George said.
"She does not write in a diary or at least not yet, last time this happened Mr. Malfoy gave her a diary and it ended up being a… what was it Harry?" Fred said
"Horcrux" Harry said.
"What is a horcrux?" George asked.
"A horcrux is an object that a person has concealed part of there soul in." Harry said
"How do you make a horcrux?" George asked
"By killing" Harry said.
"I rather die." George said.
"Oh no" Harry said
"What?" Fred asked
"It's him." Harry said.
"Who?" George asked.
"Him" Harry said pointing.
'Oh Lockhart" Fred said.
"Yes him." Harry said. "Mrs. Weasley, Fred, George, and I will wait outside while you the books."
"Ok, do not wander off to far." She called back as the others entered the store.
Once they were all inside the room Harry said.
"Well I feel up to an ice cream."
"Oddly enough I feel up to an ice cream to." Fred said.
"So do I." George said.
"What are the odds and we happen to be right next to an ice cream place too." Harry said.
"Yeah what are the odds?" Fred said.
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Ten minutes Mrs. Weasley and the others were looking for Harry, Fred, and George. She was surprise to see them at the ice cream parlor surrounded by people because they were having an ice cream eating contest.
"Harry Potter and Fred Weasley are neck to neck eating their 5th bowls of Super Ice Cream Blast and on to their 6th. Better eat fast you two because George Weasley is catching up." Florean Fortescue announced to the people.
They Weasleys and Hermione who met up with them in the store watched in amazement as the three kids ate.
"And George takes the lead finishing his 7th bowl of Super Ice Cream Blast and starting on the 8th. And Harry is completing his 7th bowl… oh no Harry pukes up his ice cream. Nice try there Harry. Fred and George up neck to neck starting there 8th bowl." Florean said.
Harry finished puking and started cheer with the rest of the crowd as Fred and George ate. "I never new they could eat that much." Harry thought. He saw the other Weasley in the crowd. Let us just say Mrs. Weasley did not look pleased.
"George starts on his 10th bowl… Fred catching up and oh my Fred finishes his 10th bowl and starts on his 11th. George starts on his 11th bowl too, but oh no…I guess this finish the saying what goes in must come out or something like that. If Fred finishes his 11th bowl he will be the winner of Harry Potters Awesomeness Ice Cream Blast Contest or HPAICBC for short." Florean said.
"Come on Fred!" Harry yelled.
"And I can't believe it Fred wins HPAICBC! Your prize is a life size poster of Harry Potter!"
"I can not believe it. I always wanted a life size Harry Potter poster!" Fred said.
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Fred, Harry, and George were sitting at the Weasley table at the Burrow getting the biggest lecture Mrs. Weasley ever said and she said a lot of lectures.
"HOW DARE YOU THREE BOYS HAVE A CONTEST?" She started. "WE LEAVE YOU THREE FOR 10 MINUTES, 10 MINUTES AND YOU CASUE MAYHEM. I really thought better of you three." She finished.
"Were sorry mom" Fred said.
"We won't do it again."George lied.
Right then an owl came through the window with the daily prophet. Harry expected to see Lockhart on the front page like last time but was surprised to see a picture of Fred holding a life size Harry Potter poster.
"Oh look we made the news" Harry said.
Harry Potter's Awesome Ice Cream Blast Contest
Harry Potter often known as the boy who lived held an Ice Cream Blast Contest yesterday at Florean Fortescue Ice Cream Parlor. The contest was who could eat the most Ice Cream Blast, which is 4 huge scoops of ice cream covered in all kinds of syrup, with rainbow covered sprinkles with a cherry on top. Harry Potter, Fred Weasley, and George Weasley all participated in the contest. Fred Weasley came in first place receiving a life size poster of Harry Potter, which Harry himself signed personally for him. George Weasley came in second and poor Harry came in third. More Information about the contest on page 6...
"Wow we made the front page." George said.
"Is Lockhart in the newspaper?" Harry said.
"Newspaper" Fred asked.
"It is what Muggles call their daily prophet." Harry replied.
"Let me look." George looked through the newspaper. "Nope he is not in it, but they did mange to write three whole pages on our contest."
"Really" Harry said. Harry and Fred went to look at the news paper.
"PUT THE PAPER DOWN! I AM NOT FINISHED WITH YOU THREE!" Mrs. Weasley shouted.
"Can your mom really yell at me? I not even her child." Harry whispered to Fred and George as Mrs. Weasley went off screaming.
"I not sure" Fred replied.
"STOP YOUR WISPERING! All of you go de-gnome the garden no desserts for the rest of the summer!" She yelled.
Harry, Fred, and George left the room and went outside.
"Can she really stop me having dessert? She can stop you cause your flesh and blood, but really I'm the boy who lived she can not do this to me."
"YES I CAN" She yelled through the window.
"I think she heard you" George said.
"Nice way to put out the obvious George" Fred said.
"GET TO WORK NOW!"
"I think we should start de-gnome now." George said.
"Way to again point out the obvious George" Harry said.
"Ouch that one bit me" Fred said.
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