*is in tears* I love you guys. Oh my goodness, the support is overwhelming... I didn't and never could have imagined Love Hate becoming popular... but 287 reviews? *sob* Sugar is not worthy! D8 I'm sorry for not updating! I have been dangerously sick for the past 4 - 5 months. Stomach flu and everything... I couldn't eat for about 2 months without barfing it up *cries* BUT HERE is the 10th chapter of Love Hate!
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No way...
There was no way Sakura was going to have lips touch hers. Her first kiss, and she was not going to give it to him. To Deidara, her roommate, the pain in her ass, her idiot, and at the moment, her Romeo. But Romeo or not, she will not, can not, not on her life "not" let him kiss her.
"No. Fake it, Blondie." She whispered to Deidara, who was looking at her in panic.
Deidara's eyes narrowed, "I-I can't Sakura, yeah. It'll be too obvious." he whispered back, his hot breath grazed her cheek, making her notice how close he was.
Sakura's cheeks were blazing red by now, her whole body going hot. A painful punch was pounding uncomfortably in her stomach, and the velvet costume she wore was clinging to her body from the sweat that was pouring from her skin. Every joint was flushing violently and her sparkling, emerald eyes were shimmering with panic and horror. What were they going to do? The crowed was becoming inpatient, and the pause must have lasted at least one minute, leaving many to ponder what the fuck was going on.
Deidara swallowed, and leaned forward. His heart was pounding hard, and Sakura could hear the beating growing nearer and nearer as his body came closer to her own. "B-blondie... no..."
"I hate you."
Sakura looked at him confused, "I hate you too?"
Deidara grinned slightly, "So this shouldn't affect anything, right yeah?"
Sakura looked to the side, narrowing her lashes so they shadowed her cheeks lovingly, "I-it would be my... first..." she whispered so quietly Deidara could barely hear.
He frowned, "I... I'm sorry, Pinky yeah."
Two hearts drummed with nervousness as Deidara's lips came close to contact with Sakura's, and then suddenly, like a shock of blue thunder, Sakura screamed, shooting upwards and smacking her skull into Deidara's. He gave a hiss of pain and instantly clamped a hand around his forehead, his brain throbbing wildly from the impact. Sakura had her hand around her forehead as well, her eyes clenched shut, and her cheeks glowing red with burning embarrassment.
"Owwiie!" She cried, kicking her heels on the stage floor in a hissy-fit of anger and pissed off pain. "Owwi, Owwi, OW!"
Deidara looked frantically at the silence he was met with from the audience, and the dumbfounded stare both Hinata and Mistress Tsunade had slapped across their faces. He removed the sweaty palm from his head, and much to his and Sakura's surprise, he grabbed her in a hug. Sakura squeaked, and her cheeks dove deeper into a red flurry.
"My Juliet, thy livest." Deidara started, his eyes squeezed shut, his body becoming limp and his mind controlling every word that started seeping like waves from his lips. He heard a faint hiss back stage, a hiss, he realized, that belonged to his sister.
"CURTAINS YOU FUCKIN' MORONS!"
He snickered a little, and continued, "My heart could not do without thy lips, thy life, thy name and thy beauty. I love thee so." He took a deep breath and held it, biting his tongue with a tips of his canine teeth.
There was a blank white silence. The crowed blinked. A bunny hopped across the stage. And all at once everyone burst out laughing, hoots and cheers streamed like rainbows that filled Sakura and Deidara's ears. Hinata had a blush on her faces as she applauded, smacking herself accidentally a few times with the huge flash cards. Tsunade had a hand on her temples, and Shizune was whistling like a drunkard. Tenten clapped, screaming Sakura's name, and Sasori and Sasori-chan hooted profanity and many other things at Deidara. Hidan was asleep, of course (his role in the performance ended quickly), and Itachi and Sasuke were standing together with smiles of approval. All in all, it was a beautiful and self satisfying picture for the two actors.
And like that, the curtain fell, and the performance was over.
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"Move you're slow ass, Blondie!"
And after all that excitement, things went back to the way it always was. Sakura having to pee, and Deidara hogging the bathroom for his hair. He ignored her shrill calls and constant knuckles of fury on the wood work, he took his times, thank you very much, it had to be perfect. Sakura could piss herself for all he cared. And he made the perfectly clear by installing two different locks on the door, in case she broke one (which she has).
"Deidara - fucking - moron - gotta - pee" Sakura squeaked, holding her crotch like an overturned bottle of water. The burning was unbearable, and if that stupid blond didn't get his butt in gear, both those mother frudgin' locks would be splattered like a mecha-bug on the floor.
"Like I care, yeah!" He yelled from behind the wall, "Get your own bathroom!"
"This IS my bathroom jerk-wipe!" She called, her knees weakening and her body sliding down the door as he fist made contact with the wood. "How long can it take to make a goddamn' ponytail?"
The door flew open and smacked Sakura dead in the dapple of her cheek. Deidara peered from behind the door, his golden hair half way in a scrunchy, and the other half laying like silk on his shoulder. He threw her a hard, sapphire glare, "It's not just a ponytail, yeah. It's a high ponytail!" He sniffed, like Sakura's words had offended him and his hair.
This was her chance. Sakura sprang from the floor and dashed towards the opening to her release, but much to her luck, the door slammed in her face as Deidara returned to his hair.
"No-hohohohoo..." Sakura cried, and collapsed helplessly on the floor.
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Ino was busy in the bathroom on the other side of the dormitory, poor Hinata in the same situation, however she was too sweet to say anything. She stood there frozen with her hand holding her crotch, praying to the lord that the door would open soon.
And then there was a knock at the door. Hinata squealed in surprise and looked at the glass paned door across the room. Two pairs of green boots sat together neatly, one a slightly larger size then the other. Another loud, almost frantic knock sprung from the other side, and one boot tipped over.
"I-Ino... d-door!" Hinata called to her roommate in a quiet voice. She was hoping Ino would go see who it was, and while she was busy, the bathroom would be free and Hinata could pee.
"Hinata, can you get it? I'm a little busy?"
Hinata bowed her head and sighed, "I have to stop being such a push over..." She sniffled at her lack of self confidence and bravery, and waddled over to the door.
With nimble pale hands, Hinata unlocked the door and in bared a furious, pain-struck, Sakura. She looked almost in tears, and was waddling in the same fashion she herself was doing. "Hinata, I need to use the bathroom!"
Ah so that was it...
Hinata bowed her head once more, "S-so sorry.. but I-Ino is in the bathroom at the moment." She stuttered and readjusted her body in a funny movement, her hand diving back down to her aching crotch.
Sakura frowned, "Not Ino too!" "Oh no, no no no no no!" she growled, stomping over quickly to the bathroom door, shy little Hinata trailing like a puppy behind her.
"INO! I'm COMING IN!" She wailed, and kicked the door down in one hit, the wood splintering like glass and falling to the floor like rain. Hinata's mouth dropped in awe.
Sakura didn't care that Ino was her best friend, Sakura didn't care about goddamn hair. What she cared about was the yellow acid that was leaking from the place that was very uncomfortable at the moment, and she needed to use a toilet, asap!
Ino cried out in astonishment and covered herself like a classic woman being peeped on in the shower. Sakura rolled emerald eyes, and heaved herself to the toilet. Ino stepped aside and gave her a look of disbelief.
"Heard of knocking, Sakura?" Ino cocked a delicate brow.
Sakura gave her the finger, "Shut up, Blondie."
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Wow... this wasn't much... but I hope this will keep you busy until the weekend ;) then I will be doing more writing.
Deidara - sure yeah...
Sugar - I swear! O 3 o
Deidara - mmhmm... like you swore the first time the second time the third time mmph-
Sugar - *with hand on Dei's mouth* HUSH! D: I will try! I promise.
Deidara O*(^&#*^%(!)*)(&#&*%^%$!*(&_ pffthh...
R & R and chappies will come sooner 3